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For other uses, see Rebecca (Disambiguation).

Rebecca Turnod is the surgeon general of the United States who appears in the Season Fifteen episode, "T.M.I."


When South Park Elementary hires Randy Marsh to teach the fourth-grade class about the formula for penis size, he ends up teaching the formula incorrectly. The school then hires Rebecca to replace Randy, who gets in a fight with her and is sent to anger management.

She appears again at the end of the episode, where she announces changing the national average for penis size from 6 inches to 1.5 inches, making anyone with a T.M.I. of over 1.5 inches above average.


Rebecca wears a gray business suit with a white undershirt, a gray skirt, black slippers, gray reading glasses, and silver earrings on both ears. She has combed brown hair and brown eyebrows.


Minor Characters from Season Fifteen
Betsy MacIntosh | Bishop of Banff | Broadway Bros | Canadian Prime Minister | Chase | Christian Wulff | Crack Babies | Crack Baby Athletic Association (CBAA) | Dane Cook | Daniel | David Sawitzky | David Spade | David Weatherhead | Dean Howland | Duck President | Eugene Levy | Funnybot | Giant Reptilian Bird | Jacob Hallery | Jessica Pinkerton | Junichi Takiyama | Kevin James | Larry Feegan | Michael Moore | Miles Standish | Mr. Adams | Mr. Feegan | Mr. Peters | Mrs. Feegan | Ms. Bronski | Muscleman Marc | Natalie Portman | President's Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition Representative | Prince and Princess of Canada | Rebecca Turnod | Russell Brand | Sarah McLachlan | Secret Society of Cynics | Selena Gomez | Slash | Stephen Tamill | Steve Jobs | Tooth Decay | Two Farmers | Tyler Perry | U.S. Border Patrol | Vernon Trumski | Wayne D | Mr. and Mrs. Weatherhead | Mr. and Mrs. Whipple | Wikileaks | Zach Galifianakis

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Fifteen | Season Fifteen