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Civil War 2: Playtime's Over "Civil War 2: Playtime's Over/Script" "Race Academy: First Class/Script" "We Need a Tool/Script" We Need a Tool

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Race Academy: First Class
Following the fight against the Freedom Pals in Civil War 2: Playtime's Over, PC Principal contacts the New Kid over video communication
PC Principal
Hey! That was some pretty good PC policework, kid. Way to take advantage of those motherfuckers' microaggressions. Come back to the brew pub. I think we can discuss your race and ethnicity now.
The New Kid returns to Crunchy's Microbrew and finds PC Principal on the counter with a glass of beer on his hand. PC Principal takes a sip of the beer.
PC Principal
You have potential, kid. I'm glad to have you in town. Now let's discuss your race and ethnicity. Let's determine exactly what you are...
The player is given the option to choose their race and ethnicity. PC Principals calls out the name of the race and ethnicity whenever the player goes to another option and leaves it there for a few seconds. The player is later completed with their choices
PC Principal
Race and Ethnicity and very different things!
The player is now given a skin color option.
PC Principal
Nice. It's your many-splendored journey.
At this stage, the player sees their selected race, ethnicity and skin color. Once the player confirms their choices, it is added to their Character Sheet.
PC Principal
You see? That wasn't hard, was it? Now that you know how to define yourself, you can go back to making people pay for not identifying you and others correctly. I'm glad I know a little more about you, kid. Now get out there and kick some ass.
Crunchy's Micro Brew Patron
Gosh, darnit, I don't think that vigilante's setting a good example for the young folks.
End of Race Academy: First Class
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