"Queef Free" is a song performed by the male population of South Park, to try and make amends for women in the Season Thirteen episode "Eat, Pray, Queef".
Lyrics[]
Randy:
There's a time in our lives,
When we must listen to the oppressed
Randy, Stan:
And realize we've been keeping women down
Mr. Mackey:
They have power and they have courage
Stephen, Butters:
And we must all stand by the belief
Gerald, Kyle:
That a woman is strong,
And she has the right to queef
The Males:
Fly free
Free to queef aloud, fly free
Let every queef show that you’re proud
Randy:
You face so many challenges to put an end to your grief
The Males:
You're a woman now,
And you are free to queef
Cartman:
It's time for equality,
We must give them the respect they deserve
Mr. Garrison:
They're just the same as you and me
Their rights must be preserrrr-r-r-rrrved
The Males (Randy):
Queef free (Queef free)
Every woman has the right,
Queef free (Queef free)
Let your queefing stars shine bright
You're a woman, hear you roar (Queef free)
Queefing too loud to ignore
Queef a little each day and let your soul take flight!
Aaah...aaah...
Queef free!
Singers[]
Randy Marsh, Stan Marsh, Mr. Mackey, Butters Stotch, Stephen Stotch, Gerald Broflovski, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Herbert Garrison all have individual lines. Also seen in the studio are Craig Tucker, Jimmy Valmer, Clyde Donovan, Richard Tweak, Kenny McCormick, Timmy Burch, Stuart McCormick, Jimbo Kern, Ike Broflovski and Thomas Tucker. There are also rare cameos of Mr. Donovan, Ryan Valmer, Mr. Testaburger, and Steve Black.
Of note, Dr. Alphonse Mephesto makes his first appearance since "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", Priest Maxi makes his second appearance since "Cartman Sucks" (The other being a speaking cameo in "The Ring"), Dr. Doctor makes his first cameo since "Tonsil Trouble", Mr. Slave his second cameo since his retirement in "Follow That Egg!" (the other being in "The Ring"), and Mr. Guermo his second appearance (having previously appeared in "Elementary School Musical") Officer Barbrady, who has only been seen in six appearances since Season Seven, also is visible, as well as Jimmy Buffett and Ron Zappolo.
According to the SouthParkStudios FAQ, Kevin Mephesto was also present, although not seen because he was too short.
Trivia[]
- "Queef Free" is a parody of a charity song, titled "We Are the World", written by Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie for Ethiopian refugees in Africa.
- Herbert Garrison's line "They're just the same as you and me" is especially true for him as he was a woman from Seasons 9 to 12.