Quaid

Quaid
Character Information
Gender	Male
Hair	Brown
Age	5
Occupation	Student
Grade	Kindergarten
Voiced by	Cody Martzke Bill Hader Jake McDermott
Appearances
First	"Trapper Keeper"

Quaid is a kindergartner boy, who is often shown to be one of Filmore Anderson's best friends. He made his first appearance in the Season Four episode "Trapper Keeper".

The character is referred to as Quake in the official season 4 and 5 scripts that were released, but the name 'Quaid' has been used more recently by South Park Studios and in South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Background

Quaid debuts in "Trapper Keeper" where he and Filmore have heard about a new student, Ike Broflovski joining and are immediately jealous of him and his supposed intelligence, assuming he thinks he is superior to the rest of them. He later nominates Filmore for class president, citing him as the smarter kid in the class. He tells Flora, the last kindergartner who did not make a choice and the results ending in a tie to vote for Filmore.

He is among the students who recall sex positions when they are discussed in "Proper Condom Use".

Mr. Mackey casts him as a piece of candy for his school play about Tooth Decay, as seen in "Royal Pudding".

He and Filmore are seen playing ball together in "A Nightmare on Face Time", and are later disturbed by Randy Marsh while streaming the adult-rated film Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers together.

In "#REHASH" and "#HappyHolograms" he can be seen as one of Ike's friends watching video game streaming services with him.

In "Tegridy Farms", Quaid tells Kyle to relax and "try some gummy bear surprise" after Kyle tells the kindergartners that vaping is bad for them, blowing smoke in his face.

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Quaid appears as one of the six kindergarteners who hides in Hide 'n' Seek. After the player finds him, he befriends them. His appearance changes a little in the game as his hair color is darker than in the series and his shoes are black.

Appearance

Quaid has brown curly hair. He wears a yellow shirt, under a pair of green overalls, and brown shoes.

Quotes

• Quaid: Relax, bitch. Try some gummy bear surprise.

Prominence

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• "Trapper Keeper" - Votes and supports Filmore in the elections for kindergarten class president.
• "Cartmanland" - Seen at Cartmanland.
• "It Hits the Fan" - Seen in the classroom.
• "Proper Condom Use"
• "Butt Out" - Seen in the assembly.
• "AWESOM-O" - Seen laughing in the crowd when a video of Cartman as Britney Spears in "Touch My Body" was shown.
• "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" - Seen at the school assembly.
• "Canada on Strike" - Seen at the assembly about how important Canada is.
• "Fatbeard"
• "The F Word" - Seen at the school assembly.
• "Dances with Smurfs" - Seen in the classroom while Gordon Stoltski reads the morning announcements.
• "Funnybot" - Seen at Jimmy Valmer's award show and held hostage at the school gymnasium.
• "Royal Pudding" - He plays the candy in Mr. Mackey's play.
• "City Sushi" - Seen at the school assembly.
• "Jewpacabra" - Seen in the Easter egg hunt.
• "Butterballs" - Seen at the school assembly.
• "A Nightmare on Face Time" - Seen watching Halloween 4 on an iPad with Filmore seconds before Randy breaks into the house they were in.
• "#REHASH" - Seen with Ike Broflovski and other kindergartners watching video game commentaries.
• "#HappyHolograms"
• "Safe Space" - Seen at the school assembly and in the kindergarten classroom right before Butters attempts suicide.
• "Tegridy Farms"
• "Time To Get Cereal" - Seen in the school's playground, after evacuation.
• "Let Them Eat Goo" - Seen at the school assembly.
• "Tegridy Farms Halloween Special" - Seen at the school assembly.
• "Board Girls" - Seen at the school assembly.

Gallery

Images of Quaid

Quaid and his friend Filmore Anderson.

Quaid in Ike Broflovski's room.

Quaid vaping with the other kindergartners.

References

Minor Characters from Season Four

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