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The Quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony is a Channel 4 News reporter who appears in the episode "Mecha-Streisand". His name lives up to his appearance and he is one of the many reporters with strange names, such as Midget wearing a bikini, Tom Pusslicker, Sandy Cervix and Chris Swollenballs.


The Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony has no limbs and is strapped to a brown pony. He wears green pants, a white shirt, black suspenders, and a green hat with a red feather in it. He also wears a Channel 4 News badge on his shirt.


Minor Characters from Season One
Anthropologist | Barbra Streisand | Bob Johnson | Bob Saget | Chief Running Water | Clone Stan Marsh | Damien Thorn | Death | Denver Broncos | Doctor Tom | Don King | Elton John | Enrique | Ethiopian tribe | Farmer Carl Denkins | Fluffy | Frank Hammond and Phil | Geraldo Rivera | Great-Great-Grandpa Marsh | Hakeem Korashki | Halfy | John Horsoff | John Warsog | Kathie Lee Gifford | Kyle's elephant | Leonard Maltin | Michael Buffer | Midget wearing a bikini | Milo | Mr. Allen | Mr. Kitty | Mr. McDonald | Ms. Ellen | Mutant turkeys | Patrick Duffy | Photographer | Quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony | Rex | Richard Stamos | Robert Smith | Sally Struthers | Scuzzlebutt | Sidney Poitier | Sparky | Starvin' Marvin | Stevens family | Suzanne Somers | Sylvester | Ted | Tom Pusslicker | Unnamed couple | Visitors | Weight Gain 4000 ad actor

See Also: List of minor characters from Season One | Season One