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The Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony is a Channel 4 News reporter who appears in the episode "Mecha-Streisand".

His appearance lives up to his name, continuing a running joke of reporters with strange names or quirks, such as Midget Wearing a Bikini, Tom Pusslicker, Sandy Cervix, and Chris Swollenballs.

Appearance[]

The Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony has no limbs and is strapped to a brown pony, as his name suggests. He wears green pants, a white shirt, black suspenders, and a green hat with a red feather in it, in what is intended to be a stereotypical Swiss outfit. He also wears a Channel 4 News badge on his shirt.

References[]


Minor Characters from Season One
Anthropologist | Barbra Streisand | Bill Denkins | Bob Johnson | Bob Saget | Chief Running Water | Clone Stan Marsh | Damien Thorn | Death | Denver Broncos | Doctor Tom | Don King | Elton John | Enrique | Ethiopian Tribe | Fluffy | Frank Hammond and Phil | Geraldo Rivera | Great-Great-Grandpa Marsh | Hakeem Korashki | Halfy | John Warsog | Kathie Lee Gifford | Kyle's Elephant | Leonard Maltin | Michael Buffer | Midget Wearing a Bikini | Milo | Mr. Allen | Mr. Kitty | Mr. McDonald | Ms. Ellen | Mutant Turkeys | Patrick Duffy | Photographer | Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony | Rex | Richard Stamos | Robert Smith | Sally Struthers | Scuzzlebutt | Sidney Poitier | Sparky | Starvin' Marvin | Stevens Family | Suzanne Somers | Sylvester | Ted | Tom Pusslicker | Unnamed Couple | Visitors | Weight Gain 4000 Ad Actor

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season One | Season One

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