Principal Victoria

Principal Victoria
Character Information
Gender	Female
Hair	Blonde
Age	30s-40s
Occupation	Principal at South Park Elementary
Religion	Unknown
Voiced by	Formerly:1997-1999 Mary Kay Bergman 2000-2004:Eliza J. Schneider Currently:April Stewart
Appearances
First	"Pinkeye"

Principal Victoria is the principal of South Park Elementary. She is usually seen with the counselor, Mr. Mackey, and, since Season Fifteen, Mr. Adler, the shop teacher. She used to be voiced by Mary Kay Bergman, and then by Eliza Schneider and April Stewart.

Background

Victoria is not described often personality-wise but appears to be more intelligent and rational than most adults; in "Go God Go," she informs Mrs. Garrison, that she knows too little about evolution to teach it and replaces her with Richard Dawkins. In early appearances she had a heavy accent that sounded rather similar to being from Wisconsin or Sarah Palin, though it seems to have diminished over the years and with the changing of voice actors.

In "Breast Cancer Show Ever," she is revealed to be a strong feminine rights activist as she reveals to Wendy that she is a 7-year Breast Cancer survivor and encourages Wendy to fight for what she believes in.

In this same episode, she shows contempt for Cartman and compares him directly to Cancer, referring to him in metaphorically as "pure evil", and "a fat little lump that needs to be destroyed". As she was the one who convinced Wendy to fight Cartman regardless of the rules, It is extremely unlikely that she punished Wendy for fighting Cartman, and if she did, she would have punished Cartman as well for provoking Wendy.

It is hinted in "Toilet Paper" by Josh that she had an abusive mother who, "Spanked her thighs with cold cuts and stuck umbrellas up her ass." This has not been confirmed but because he was able to correctly predict Officer Barbrady's own abuse, this is plausible.

Criminal Record

• Murder: In the episode "Sexual Harassment Panda", she confessed to having killed a man, despite the fact that the trial in which she made this proclamation had nothing to do with whatever she may be guilty of. However, she explained, "I hit him over the head and cut up the body. I tried to burn it, but it wouldn't burn! I put the legs in the garbage bags and put the torso under the bridge. I had to do it!!" whereupon she then burst into tears.
• Attempted Murder: She and Mr. Mackey along with Mr. Adler attempted to murder Eric Cartman to cover up their crime of poisoning the students with tainted pizza in "Bass to Mouth".

Appearance

She wears a pink shirt and black trousers. She has large eye-glasses and curly hair in an perm style. In addition, she speaks with a thick Minnesotan accent, though as of the later seasons it has diminished.

For special occasions, as seen in the awards ceremony scene in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", she wears an unusual outfit consisting of a lavender v-neck blouse with a white lace trim around the collar, a long flared black skirt which reaches her shoes and a pastel pink cummerbund.

In "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" she is said to have a "nice ass" and it is referenced many times by the male characters, even Herbert Garrison.

Images of Principal Victoria

Victoria on the South Park Studios.

Principal Victoria in "Pinkeye"

Principal Victoria in "Tom's Rhinoplasty"

Principal Victoria introducing Ms. Ellen in "Tom's Rhinoplasty"

Principal Victoria firing Ms. Ellen.

Principal Victoria with Mayor McDaniels in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut".

Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey discussing Nurse Gollum in "Conjoined Fetus Lady".

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Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey thinking Timmy has Attention Deficit Disorder in "Timmy 2000".

Principal Victoria speaking with Ms. Choksondik in "Fat Camp"

Principal Victoria, on the right, appalled as to what the children do after having sexual education in "Proper Condom Use".

Principal Victoria in her special occasions outfit in "The Death Camp of Tolerance".

Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey confronting Ms. Stevenson about her relationship with Ike in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"

Principal Victoria seen with other adults watching Wheel of Fortune in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson".

Principal Victoria with her Husband in "About Last Night...".

Principal Victoria at Gordon Stoltski's memorial assembly in "Dances with Smurfs"

Principal Victoria with Mr. Mackey talking to Eric about his role in doing the morning announcements in "Dances with Smurfs"

Principal Victoria in "200" with the other adults who agree Muhammad should be in a bear costume.

Mr. Adler, Principal Victoria, Cartman, and Mr. Mackey spike pizzas with laxatives and Arby's horsey sauce in "Bass to Mouth"

Quotes

• Principal Victoria: "I see. I've noticed all the things you've done for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Did you know I'm a breast cancer survivor?"
  Wendy: "Ma'am?"
  Principal Victoria: "I was diagnosed seven years ago. Cancer is... pure evil. It is a fat little lump that needs to be... destroyed. When there is a cancer, you have to "fight" it. You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away. Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you."
  Wendy: "My... parents said that if I fight-"
  Principal Victoria: "And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you. You have to be willing to give up everything, because the cancer will take everything. Do you understand?"
  Wendy: "Yes, ma'am!"
  Principal Victoria: "When you have cancer, you fight, because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not. You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless!" from "Breast Cancer Show Ever"

Prominence

Although she has never been a particularly major character, Principal Victoria has had a speaking appearance in every season so far.

• "Pinkeye"
• "Starvin' Marvin"
• "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
• "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
• "Ike's Wee Wee"
• "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
• "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
• South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (cameo)
• "Sexual Harassment Panda"
• "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" (mentioned)
• "Timmy 2000"
• "Helen Keller! The Musical"
• "Cherokee Hair Tampons"
• "Probably"
• "Fourth Grade"
• "Fat Camp"
• "It Hits the Fan"
• "Proper Condom Use"
• "Kenny Dies"
• "The Death Camp of Tolerance"
• "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
• "Red Man's Greed"
• "Butt Out"
• "Goobacks" (cameo)
• "Douche and Turd"
• "Pre-School" (in flashback)
• "Quest for Ratings"
• "Die Hippie, Die"
• "Wing"
• "Erection Day"
• "Cartoon Wars Part I"
• "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
• "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
• "Go God Go XII"
• "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
• "The Snuke"
• "Le Petit Tourette"
• "Tonsil Trouble"
• "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
• "The Ungroundable"
• "W.T.F."
• "Dances With Smurfs"
• "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
• "200"
• "201"
• "Insheeption"
• "T.M.I."
• "Bass to Mouth"
• "1%"
• "Sarcastaball"
• "Going Native"
• "A Scause For Applause"
• "Taming Strange"
• "Ginger Cow"
• "Gluten Free Ebola"
• "The Cissy"
• "#REHASH"

Video Games

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Principal Victoria appears in the game as a minor character, remaining at the Community Center during the entire game.

Trivia

• Her name is a pun of actress Victoria Principal.
• As of Season Seventeen, Principal Victoria has had a speaking role in 51 episodes.