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President Garrison is a Neutral set card in South Park: Phone Destroyer. When his ability is activated. President Garrison will wave his flag, causing it to summon a laser at a random enemy dealing a lot of damage.

Level Upgrades[]

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Power Cost
Coins BM SM GM
1/5 30 350 220 0 0 0 0
2/5 30 360 220 30 2 0 0
3/5 32 360 220 60 5 1 0
4/5 32 373 220 90 6 2 1
5/5 32 373 256 120 7 2 1

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Power Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 2 38 437 256 175 0 0 0
6/15 39 437 256 40 2 1 1
7/15 39 451 256 80 4 2 1
8/15 40 451 256 120 5 3 1
9/15 40 468 256 150 7 5 1
10/15 41 468 256 220 10 7 1
11/15 41 488 256 235 13 8 2
12/15 41 488 377 260 15 9 2
13/15 43 488 377 280 17 10 2
14/15 43 514 377 300 18 12 3
15/15 45 514 377 315 19 13 3

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Power Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 3 62 706 377 1000 0 0 0
16/25 62 716 377 50 3 3 1
17/25 63 716 377 100 5 4 2
18/25 63 728 377 150 10 5 2
19/25 63 728 498 210 15 7 2
20/25 64 728 498 290 20 10 3
21/25 64 744 498 325 21 12 4
22/25 66 744 498 350 22 13 4
23/25 66 763 498 370 24 14 5
24/25 68 763 498 400 25 15 5
25/25 68 784 498 455 25 17 5

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Power Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 4 79 912 498 2000 0 0 0
26/40 79 912 525 100 5 2 2
27/40 80 912 525 200 7 4 2
28/40 80 923 525 300 10 6 3
29/40 81 923 525 395 15 7 3
30/40 81 936 525 595 20 9 4
31/40 82 936 525 645 25 11 5
32/40 82 952 525 695 27 13 5
33/40 82 952 577 745 29 15 6
34/40 84 952 577 795 31 16 6
35/40 84 972 577 845 33 17 7
36/40 86 972 577 895 35 18 7
37/40 86 997 577 925 37 19 8
38/40 87 997 577 955 39 20 8
39/40 89 1028 577 985 42 21 9
40/40 89 1028 680 1090 45 22 10

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Power Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 5 95 1092 680 6000 0 0 0
41/55 96 1092 680 120 4 3 1
42/55 96 1097 680 245 9 8 2
43/55 97 1097 680 365 13 10 3
44/55 97 1103 680 490 18 11 4
45/55 98 1103 680 735 27 14 4
46/55 98 1110 680 795 29 15 5
47/55 98 1110 709 855 31 17 5
48/55 99 1110 709 915 35 18 6
49/55 99 1120 709 980 38 19 7
50/55 100 1120 709 1040 40 20 7
51/55 100 1132 709 1100 41 21 8
52/55 101 1132 709 1135 43 22 9
53/55 101 1146 709 1175 45 23 9
54/55 101 1146 765 1210 47 24 10
55/55 102 1146 765 1345 50 25 10

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Power Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 6 108 1210 765 12000 0 0 0
56/70 108 1213 765 170 7 5 1
57/70 109 1213 765 345 15 10 3
58/70 109 1216 765 515 25 13 4
59/70 110 1216 765 685 30 17 5
60/70 110 1220 765 1030 35 21 5
61/70 110 1220 786 1115 40 27 6
62/70 111 1220 786 1205 42 29 7
63/70 111 1225 786 1290 46 30 8
64/70 112 1225 786 1375 52 31 9
65/70 112 1231 786 1460 58 32 10
66/70 113 1231 786 1545 60 34 12
67/70 113 1239 786 1600 65 35 14
68/70 113 1239 826 1650 70 37 16
69/70 114 1239 826 1700 75 39 17
70/70 114 1249 826 1890 80 40 18
Level 7 120 1313 826 24000 0 0 0

Quotes[]

  • Summoned
    • "So, I can do whatever the fuck I want in here now, right?"
    • "You wanna see real power?"
    • "I don’t have any fuckin’ plan!"
    • "I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing."
    • "I happen to be president, b****!"
  • Using ability
    • "Duck and cover, kids!"
    • "Alright, take the shot."
    • "Fuck them till’ they're dead!"
  • Attacking
    • "Take that!"
    • "There you go!
  • Attacked
    • "Son of a b****!"
    • "Ow..."
  • Defeated
    • "Oh geez, this doesn’t look very fun."
    • "Oooh geeez..."
    • "Yooow- Woah!"
  • Idle
    • "Holy freaking Jesus."
    • "Yeah... Fuck them all."

Patch History[]

  • August 30, 2021
    • Aggro Range decreased by -20% (2.5 to 2)
    • Attack Range decreased by -53% (1.5 to 0.7)
  • April 07, 2020
    • The charged attack will no longer hit the New Kid, and base ATK will now be 30 (was 25, +20% increase).
  • November 08, 2019
    • Added to the game.

Trivia[]

South Park: Phone Destroyer Cards
Adventure Cards
Arrow Tower | Arrowstorm | Bandita Sally | Barrel Dougie | Big Mesquite Murph | Buccaneer Bebe | Calamity Heidi | Captain Wendy | Deckhand Butters | Fireball | Frontier Bradley | Full Moon Sparky | Gunslinger Kyle | Hookhand Clyde | Hunter Jimbo | Incan Craig | Indian Brave | Indian Brute | Indian Hunter | Inuit Kenny | Lightning Bolt | Medicine Woman Sharon | Outlaw Tweek | Pirate Ship Timmy | Pocahontas Randy | Shaman Tolkien | Sharpshooter Shelly | Sheriff Cartman | Smuggler Ike | Stan of Many Moons | Storyteller Jimmy | Swashbuckler Red | Swordsman Garrison | Thunderbird | War Hero Ned
Sci-Fi Cards
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 | Alien Clyde | Alien Drone | Alien Queen Red | Astronaut Butters | Auto-Vacuum | Bounty Hunter Kyle | Commander Hat | Cyborg Kenny | Cyborg Titan | Cyborg Tower | Enforcer Jimmy | Dr. Mephesto | Four-Assed Monkey | Freeze Ray | Gizmo Ike | Hyperdrive | Ice Sniper Wendy | Infiltrator Kevin | Marine Craig | Mecha Timmy | Mind Control | Poison | Powerfist Dougie | Program Stan | Robo Bebe | Sixth Element Randy | Sizzler Stuart | Space Grunt | Space Gunner | Space Pilot Bradley | Space Warrior Tolkien | Subzero Titan | Toxic Pylon | Turbo Space Grunt | Visitors | Warboy Tweek
Mystical Cards
Angel Wendy | Archangel Bradley | Choirboy Butters | Cupid Cartman | Dark Angel Red | Energy Staff | Friar Jimmy | Hallelujah | Healing Fountain | Hercules Clyde | Hermes Kenny | Holy Defender | Imp Tweek | Jesus | Little Choirboy | Medusa Bebe | Mormon Missionary | Pope Timmy | Poseidon Stan | Power Bind | Priest Maxi | Prophet Dougie | Purify | Regeneration | S-WOW Tittybang | Scout Ike | Sexy Nun Randy | Snake | The Master Ninjew | Unholy Combustion | Witch Doctor Tolkien | Youth Pastor Craig | Zen Cartman | Zionist Ranger
Fantasy Cards
Alchemist Scott | Blood Elf Bebe | Canadian Knight Ike | Castle Defender | Catapult Timmy | Chicken Coop | City Wok Guy | Cock Magic | Crusader | Dark Mage Craig | Dragonslayer Red | Dwarf Engineer Dougie | Dwarf King Clyde | Elven King Bradley | Grand Wizard Cartman | Kyle of the Drow Elves | Le Bard Jimmy | Mr. Slave Executioner | Native Hunter | Nymph Nichole | Paladin Butters | Princess Kenny | Robin Tweek | Rogue Tolkien | Rune Totem | Shieldmaiden Wendy | Sorceress Liane | Squire | Stan the Great | The Amazingly Randy | Transmogrify | Underpants Gnomes | Witch Garrison
Superheroes Cards
Alternate Human Kite | Call Girl | Captain Diabetes | Changeling Red | Chaos Hamsters | Doctor Timothy | Fastpass | General Disarray | Human Kite | Lava! | Mary Jane Randy | Member Berries | Mintberry Crunch | Mosquito | Mosquito Swarm | Mysterion | Potted Plant | Professor Chaos | Super Craig | Super Fart | The Chomper | The Coon | Toolshed | Tupperware | Wonder Tweek
Neutral Cards
A Cock | A Rat | Classi | Cow Stampede | DogPoo | Firkle | Future Randy | Henrietta | ManBearPig | Marcus | Mayor McDaniels | Michael | Mimsy | Mr. Hankey | Mr. Mackey | Nathan | Nelly | Officer Barbrady | PC Principal | Pete | Pigeon Gang | President Garrison | Rat Swarm | Santa Claus | Satan | Scuzzlebutt | Starvin' Marvin | Terrance and Phillip | Terrance Mephesto | Towelie | Woodland Critters