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Premise Running Thin is a native American that appears in the Season Seven episode, "Red Man's Greed".

Background[]

His father, Chief Runs With Premise, owns the Three Feathers Indian Casino and wants to build a super-highway through South Park. South Park stands up to the Native Americans, who intentionally infect them with S.A.R.S.

Chief Runs With Premise later learns that his son shared a drink with one of the infected Chinese men, and contracted the disease. Premise Running Thin is later cured with the "middle-class white way" cure for S.A.R.S., which consists of warm soup and Sprite.

Appearance[]

Premise Running Thin is a Native American boy with long black hair. He wears a red and yellow striped headband with a blue feather. He also wears a light blue shirt with a dark blue and white diamond pattern on it.

Video Games[]

  • The character was intended to be a playable card in South Park: Phone Destroyer, but ended up being cut from the final game, along with his father. His card art can still be found in the game files.

Trivia[]

International Names[]

Language Name Translation
French Reprendre à la boutique Return to the Premise
Mandarin Chinese 兩根小毛毛
(Liǎng gēn xiǎo máomao)
lit. "Two little feathers"
Spanish (Latin America) Casino puedes nada Casino Can't Do Anything
Spanish (Spain) Con el local bar Runs With Local Bar
Ukrainian Гарний прибуток
(Harnyy prybutok)
Good Profit


Minor Characters from Season Seven
Agent Tucker | Alex Glick | American Association of Retired Persons | Ben Affleck | Benjamin Franklin | The Bloods | Canadian Door Guard | Chief Runs With Premise | Christopher Reeve | Crab People | The Crips | Faith + 1 | Ferrari | French Canadian Mime | Gary Harrison | Gene Hackman | Gino | Harry and Elise Gintz | Hopkins | Jason Bell | Jeff Goldblum | Jennifer Lopez | Joozians | Joseph Smith | Josh Myers | Kim Jong-il | Legion of Doom | Lexus Martin | Lieutenant Dawson | Lucy Harris | Martin Harris | Mercedes | Moop | Mr. Dog | Mr. Streibel | Mrs. Streibel | Murphy and Jenkins | Najix | Official Messenger Boy | Porsche | Premise Running Thin | Rick the Mountie | Sanctified | Sarah Peterson | Steve | Streibel Daughters | Thomas Jefferson | Trinity | Wise Man

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Seven | Season Seven

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