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Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend

	Upon accepting the girls' task to determine if Monica Ryland is a two-faced b**. Annie Knitts brings the New Kid to City Hall and removes the eye cover
Annie	You'll find Monica waiting for you at the park. All you have to do is pretend to be Bebe's long distance boyfriend. When the job is done, come see me.
	The New Kid travels to the neighborhood park and finds Monica on a bench
Monica	Oh, hi. You must be Mike.
	The New Kid takes a seat next to Monica
Monica	So, you wanna talk about Bebe, huh? Well, look, Bebe's my friend. I think she's really great. I-I don't know if she's the "end all be all" of girls. I mean... she's a little two-faced if you ask me. But, hey, I read a lot of your Facebook profile, and I think you're a really interesting boy...
Bebe	Aha!
	Bebe, Wendy, and Red approaches the pair
Bebe	We knew it! You two-faced manipulative w****!
Monica	What the heck?!
Wendy	Thank God we sent the New Kid to spy on you, huh girls?
Red	Yeah! Now we know you're a two-faced b****!
Monica	What d'ya mean? You guys are my best friends!
Bebe	Then why are you hitting on my Facebook boyfriend?! We brought someone else who might be interested!
	A older boy appears
Jake	Monica?! What the fuck are you doing?!
Monica	Uh oh. Hey, Jake.
Wendy	Have fun, you two-faced s****!
Monica	Guys, wait! Please! Come back!
	The girls go on their way, with Monica chasing after them
Jake	[turns to the New Kid] What's the big idea trying to fuck my girlfriend?
	Silence from the New Kid
Jake	Nothing to say, huh?! Well, maybe you'll understand this!
	The New Kid now goes into combat against Jake. Once defeated, the New Kid travels back to City Hall and speaks with Annie
Annie	The girls want to thank you for your help. We can go see them again whenever you're ready.
	The New Kid chooses to see the girls.
Annie	All right, then let's go. You know the drill.
	Annie covers the New Kid's eyes, bringing him back to the girls' club, and uncovers upon arrival.
Wendy	New Kid, we want to thank you for helping us determine whether or not Monica was a two-faced b****. She really made us mad, BUT it turns out she couldn't have been the one spreading rumors about Allie Nelson going to the abortion clinic.
Red	Yeah, so we made up.
Monica	You guys are the best.
Wendy	You see, the thing is, Heidi Turner was supposed to put on the Facebook page that you were Bebe's boyfriend. But she didn't.
Monica	Because Heidi Turner is a two-faced b**** who says she likes me, then tries to stab me in the back!
Wendy	Right! So, we need to know if Heidi Turner is the two-faced b**** who's spreading rumors about Allie being spotted at the abortion clinic. But in order to do that, we need people to think you're a girl.
Isla	Makeover!
Girls	Makeover!
	The scene now changes to a unicorn against a backdrop of rainbow. Then, it transits to a makeover selection screen where the New Kid can choose their own style.
	If the New Kid completes their selection without a perfect score
Nelly	Are you sure you want to wear that?
Wendy	You're as ready as you'll ever be, I guess. Let's get to the clinic.
	If the New Kid completes their selection with a perfect score
Wendy	That outfit's so hot we wanted to give you this to make it complete. [awards a Sparkly Unicorn Sticker patch] You look all ready to go! Let's get to the quest!
	The New Kid, dressed up as a girl, now stands outside the Unplanned Parenthood Clinic, along with Bebe, Wendy, and Kelly
Wendy	All right, New Kid. Get inside that abortion clinic and find the records room. Take a picture of all the records for the past week and text them to us. That will help us find out who the two-faced b**** is. I'm sure you can appreciate why none of us can do this.
Bebe	If any of us are spotted in there, people might think we're s**** like Jessica Rodriguez.
	Speaking of the devil, Jessica appears and greets the girls.
Jessica	Hey guys.
Kelly	Hey Jessie!
Girls	Hi! Hey Jessie! Hey girl!
Jessica	What are you up to?
Bebe	Oh nothing, just finding out which of our friends is a two-faced b****.
Jessica	Cool. Well, see you around.
Wendy	Awesome!
	Wendy waits for Jessica to leave, before muttering another word.
Wendy	S****.
Bebe	[turns to the New Kid] All right. Now go in there and get to the records room. Find out if Jessie had an abortion.
End of Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend