"Poo-Choo Train" is a song about the enchanted locomotive made out of feces. It was used to ride to the North Pole in the Season Six episode, "Red Sleigh Down".
Background[]
Eric Cartman and Mr. Hankey sing about the train as they ride with Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski.
Lyrics[]
Mr Hankey:
Poo choo train's layin' down its tracks with a-
Poo Choo Train:
POO CHOO!
Mr Hankey:
All the way and back.
Cartman:
Poo poo train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Mr Hankey: [slower tempo]
Christmas time wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a poo choo train!