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"Poo-Choo Train" is a song about the enchanted locomotive made out of feces. It was used to ride to the North Pole in the Season Six episode, "Red Sleigh Down".


Eric Cartman and Mr. Hankey sing about the train as they ride with Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski.


Mr Hankey:
Poo choo train's layin' down its tracks with a-
Poo Choo Train:
Mr Hankey:
All the way and back.
Poo poo train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Mr Hankey: [slower tempo]
Christmas time wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a poo choo train!

Songs from Season Six
A Ladder to Heaven | Don't You (Forget About Me) | Fight-in' Round The World | Fresh Island Song | Gotta Get There Somehow | Jarabe Tapatío | Jared's Theme | Montage | My Future Self n' Me | Poo-Choo Train | Sea People and Me | Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher | Stan Darsh | Stars and Stripes Forever | Take on Me | The Ballad of Lemmiwinks | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | The Catholic Boat | The Safety Dance | The Twelve Days of Christmas | True Freaks Union | U Can't Touch This

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Six | Season Six