The Paolo Captain is a naval officer and served as the captain of Paolo. He appears in Season Thirteen episode "Fatbeard".


After being raided by a group of pirates led by Eric Cartman, the crew of a French luxury liner was rescued by Paolo. The captain of the rescue ship reports to NATO that the pirates had forced the crew off with a lightsaber, and that the crew were all French, therefore surrendering immediately.


He has gray hair and wears the standard naval officer uniform with peak cap.


Minor Characters from Season Thirteen
Annie | Ashley | Bea Arthur | Billy Mays | Butters' Friends | Butters' Kissing Company | Caine | Carlos Mencia | Casey Miller | David Carradine | DJ AM | Dom DeLuise | Dr. Land | Dr. Phillips | Ed McMahon | Ellen DeGeneres | Emmett Hollis | Emperor Akihito | Farrah Fawcett | Ghost Hunters | Harley riders | Heidi | Intergalactic Police | Jonas Brothers | Kanye West | Kevern Zaksor | Mickey Mouse | Mr. Conners | Mr. Hollis | Mysterion | Natasha Richardson | Oscar G. Mayer Jr. | Paolo Captain | Patrick Swayze | Paul Watson | Pi-Pi | Queef Sisters | Sally Darson | Samantha Dunskin | Smurfs | Tammy Warner | The "FAGS" boys | Vince McMahon | Wrestling Takedown Federation | Wrestling Tryout Participants | Yukio Hatoyama

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Thirteen | Season Thirteen

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