The members of NAMBLA (the North American Man-Boy Love Association) take the kids up to their rooms at the South Park Inn and try to have sex with them. This song briefly plays but stops then plays again as the other NAMBLA (the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes) and the FBI go searching for the real NAMBLA. At the same time, Kenny chases his mother with a toilet plunger with his father following behind. A French waiter also gets knocked down several times. This song plays the entire time among the Scooby-Doo-esque chase scene through multiple doors.