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Operation: Blind Justice
Outside the New Kid's residence, Mitch pulls over and speaks to the New Kid once again
Mitch
Sarge said you helped us out yesterday... wanted me to see if you'd help us out on another case, today. I think you can do some real good in this town, kid, but you gotta learn to play by the rules. [drives away]
The New Kid returns to the police station and speaks to Harrison Yates
Harrison Yates
Hey, little crime stopper, back for more? I've got something you might be interested in. Turns out that scum you fucked up is just the low guy on the totem pole.
The map application opens
Harrison Yates
We now believe the real kingpin is over here [waypoints to the Black Residence], on your phone, that I'm holding right now. Thanks for letting me hold your phone to show you this. [returns the phone to the New Kid] He's hiding out in some big, luxury mansion bought with blood money. Scumbag. This is a whole 'nother level, little crime fighter. His house is like a fortress. Every window and door is wired to a state of the art hi-tech security system. You'll need this. [passes a device to the New Kid] This mobile hacking device will help you bypass the security system. Good hunting, hero!
The New Kid makes their way to the Black Residence. As they approach the gates, Yates makes a video call to the New Kid
Harrison Yates
Maybe it's our lucky day, superhero. Looks like the guard is on a piss break or something. Proceed past the gate and around the back to find an entry point.
The New Kid passes through the gate. As they approach the main door, the security guard comes out from behind a bush and confronts the New Kid
Security guard
Not this time, sir! Not this time! Please move the fuck along, or I will fuck you up non-lethally. I will beat you until my shift is over, sir! [grabs his baton and prepares to fight]
Combat: Defeat the security team
Security guard
I will not be humiliated again! This time I got backup.
On the other side of the battlefield, there are three security dogs
Security guard
Sic' em!
During the security guard's turn
Security guard
Attack!
Security guard
I wish I was a real cop, sir.
Security guard
Sir, I'll beat you like my boss is looking!
Security guard
You'll wish you never crossed me, kid!
Security guard
Get ready to lose face!
When the security guard uses his Pepper Spray attack
Security guard
Justice is sprayed!
When the security guard receives damage
Security guard
You just assaulted an officer of the lawn!
If the security guard suffers Chilled status
Security guard
I'm so fucking cold, are you guys cold?
When at least two dogs have been defeated, another two security guards will join in
Security guard
Get that kid!
During the security bomber's turn
Security bomber
Drop any weapons you have on or about your person, trespasser!
Security bomber
I graduated seventh in my online class, so you're screwed!
Security bomber
Stop or I'll... I'll call someone with the authority to shoot!
Security bomber
You have zero seconds to comply!
Security bomber
I practiced that in front of a mirror.
When the security bombers use their Flashbang attack
Security bomber
Hot potato!
Security bomber
Here it comes!
Security bomber
Feels good to break out the big-boy toys!
Security bomber
Hey, this is fun!
If the player stalls for a while
Security bomber
Can we move this along? I got to pick up my kids soon.
Security bomber
Reminds me of the food court riots of '14!
When the security bombers receive damage
Security bomber
Hey! I have to pay for this uniform!
If the security bombers suffer Chilled status
Security bomber
Shit, I left my thermos on the office.
Security bomber
I think I'm getting freeze burn.
If the security bombers suffer Confused status
Security bomber
Everybody's under arrest!
If the security bombers suffer Shocked status
Security bomber
Can I go home please?!
Security bomber
Fuck! Fuck! I hate this job!
The New Kid defeats the security team and enters the residence through the front door. Once inside, the security system triggers and there are now flashing red lights. A phone nearby is ringing
Harrison Yates
Ok, quick, superhero, answer the phone and use the hacking device to disarm the system.
The New Kid picks up the phone. The player will now be directed to a minigame. As the player plays the minigame, Yates will speak through the phone to Jeff, a representative from Wolf Home Security.
Jeff
Hello! This is Jeff with Wolf Home Security, is everything all right?
Harrison Yates
Hello! Yes, sorry. I live here and I can't remember my code to turn off the dang alarm.
Jeff
Oh, that's ok, sir. Do you have your security password you can tell me?
Harrison Yates
Can you hold on just a minute?
Jeff
Is everything all right?
Jeff
Can you hear me?
The New Kid completes the first stage
Harrison Yates
Uh, yes, no problem. I've got it right here. Hang on a second. Dang it, lemme look in... oh, wrong drawer! Can you hold on just a minute? I'm sorry.
Jeff
No problem, sir.
The New Kid completes the second stage
Jeff
Did you maybe write the password down anywhere, sir? Like a notepad or something?
Harrison Yates
Yes, yes, must be something. Let's see, lemme check in this drawer... ah, looks like I need to find my glasses here, hold on...
The New Kid completes the third stage
Harrison Yates
Maybe it's my middle name? Could you try my middle name?
Jeff
Ok sir. I'll tell you what, let's just look up your account profile and get a new password for you. If you can just hang on the line here.
Jeff hangs up, and the alarm is disabled. The New Kid receives another video call from Yates
Harrison Yates
Don't be fooled by his attempts at upper middle-class sensibility. Oldest trick in the book.
The New Kid enters the gymnasium, and find the supposed "kingpin" working out
Harrison Yates
Careful with this one, hero, he's got a temper on him. Choose your moment now.
Steve
Hey, who the hell are you? You can't just break in here!
Harrison Yates
Engage! Go go go!
Combat: Defeat the kingpin
Steve
I have a security system, you know!
When the kingpin receives damage
Steve
Assault and battery!
Steve
Home invasion!
Steve
I'm gonna sue your ass!
During the kingpin's turn
Steve
The cops will be here any minute!
Steve
What do you want?
Steve
Eat my semi-professional golf swing, you little home invaders!
Steve
Ace!
Harrison Yates
Choke hold!
Harrison Yates
Make sure he doesn't stand his ground!
The New Kid defeats the kingpin, who is now arrested and taken into the police car. Outside the residence, Yates compliments the New Kid once more.
Harrison Yates
Brilliant work, hero. You're really getting into the program. You understand exactly what we're doing and you're doing it right along with us. Meet me back at the station. I've got something for you. [boards the police van and takes his leave]
End of Operation: Blind Justice
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