"On a Colorado Farm" is a montage song featured in the Season Twenty-Two episode, "Tegridy Farms".
Background[]
Randy tells Sharon he is sick of living in South Park after finding out Shelly is vaping, and he wants to move onto a farm. A montage then plays of the family moving to Tegridy Farms, with this song playing in the background. They sell the house and Randy starts making weed and hemp milk, with the rest of the family annoyed at him. A reprise is heard in "Bike Parade".
Lyrics[]
This ol' world is getting to me.
There's just no trust, no 'tegridy.
So I loaded up the kids, took my wife by the arm,
And I moved on out to a Colorado farm.
Now it's early to bed, early to rise.
The crops are plowed and it's no surprise
City folks are fightin' and I don't give a darn (darn, darn)
'Cause I make my livin' on a Colorado farm.
I gotta drive the tractor, gotta cut the grass
Chut-chut goes the baler like it's never gonna last
There's food in the kitchen and there's bud in the barn (barn, barn)
That's life livin' on a Colorado farm.
Ice-cold beer, pickup truck. Country music, listin' shit.
We got tegridy to keep us warm.
That's what you get on a Colorado farm.
And I'm gonna stay on a Colorado farm.
Shit....
Reprise[]
Ice-cold beer, down-home days
Country music and bike parades
We got Tegridy all around (round, round)
That's life livin' in our Colorado town.
We don't need nothing from big corporations
We don't need progress or fancy educations
Maybe our tegridy keeps us down (down, down)
But that's life livin' in our Colorado town.
Now we gotta learn to live without boxes every day
We might wake up tomorrow and wonder why they went away
Guess you might call us a bunch of white trash hicks (hicks, hicks)
But at least we ain't suckin' no Bezosian dicks.
Trivia[]
- The chorus parodies "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver.
- "On a Colorado Farm" was one of several songs performed at the South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert. Additional lyrics were played in this version: "Well, it was going great, it was going good. The weed was growing like good weed should. Then Joe Biden took my job! Joe Biden took our job!". The recurring gag "They took our jobs!" was reciprocated by few other performers, and later Trey Parker's daughter Betty Boogie Parker (playing as a young girl named Harper).