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In the Season 3 episode "[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]] that aired in December 1999, one month after [[Mary Kay Bergman]]'s suicide, Nurse Gollum was one of several characters who appeared in tribute to her during the line "Faithful friends who are dear to us/Gather near to us once more." |
In the Season 3 episode "[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]] that aired in December 1999, one month after [[Mary Kay Bergman]]'s suicide, Nurse Gollum was one of several characters who appeared in tribute to her during the line "Faithful friends who are dear to us/Gather near to us once more." |
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==Appearances== |
==Appearances== |
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Revision as of 04:44, 7 December 2011
Nurse Gollum (originally Nurse McSchwartz) was the school nurse at South Park Elementary, notable for the dead fetus attached to her head, which the students found terrifying. She wears a white nurse suit and cap with pink hair.
In her first appearance, "Conjoined Fetus Lady", she is revealed to suffer from the (fictional) condition "conjoined twin myslexia". Sheila Broflovski asked her if it could be surgically removed, and she said that this could be done, but at the risk of her dying. The boys are very frightened of her, leading the parents to create "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" which Gollum found embarrassing. The adults think she's an "ungrateful bitch" but the kids believe the fetus makes her smarter.
She also reappeared in "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" where she examined Van Gelder's behavior and in a parody of Star Trek takes the role of Nurse Chapel to Mr. Mackey's Mr. Spock. She and him together fight against Dr. Adams' plot. She is also briefly seen as a member of True Freak Union (TFU) in "Freak Strike", and then finally in the crowd in "I'm a Little Bit Country", her last noticeable appearance - though she made a very brief blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow".
Nurse McSchwartz in The Unaired Pilot.
She had a different voice when she appeared in The Unaired Pilot as Nurse McSchwartz and a much more cynical personality, annoyed the kids seemed to be faking sick again, before sending them off once Cartman release his flaming gas. She also abuses Pip Pirrup, telling him to shut up, pushing him off the table, and poorly treating his injury.
In the Season 3 episode "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics that aired in December 1999, one month after Mary Kay Bergman's suicide, Nurse Gollum was one of several characters who appeared in tribute to her during the line "Faithful friends who are dear to us/Gather near to us once more."
As of "Ass Burgers", the school seems to have replaced her with a new nurse.
Appearances
- The Unaired Pilot
- Conjoined Fetus Lady
- Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
- South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (cameo)
- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
- Freak Strike (cameo)
- I'm a Little Bit Country
- Two Days before the Day After Tomorrow (background)
| South Park Elementary staff | |
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| Coach Miles | Girls' Volleyball Coach | Herbert Garrison | Mitchell | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Harris | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Meryl | Mr. Thompson | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Streibel | Ms. Bronski | PC Principal | Pearl | Recess Supervisor | Richard Adler | Strong Woman | Substitute Teacher | Unnamed Bus Driver | |
| Former | |
| Diane Choksondik | Jerome "Chef" McElroy | Jose Venezuela | Margaret Nelson | Miss Claridge | Mr. Conners | Mr. Slave | Ms. Ellen | Ms. Stevenson | Nurse Gollum | Principal Victoria | Randy Marsh | Veronica Crabtree | |
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