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"Nowhere to Run" is a song by Ozzy Osbourne. It was featured in the Season Two episode, "Chef Aid".

Background[]

Osborne, along with many other musicians, perform at a benefit concert for Chef. The benefit's purpose was to help Chef pay legal fees incurred from copyright lawsuit by Mr. Big Record Producer. The aforementioned lawsuit was over the rights to the song, "Stinky Britches".

During the performance, Kenny McCormick was brought on stage and Ozzy Osbourne bit his head off. This is a reference to an incident in the 1980s, in which Osborne bit the head off a bat during a concert.

Lyrics[]

ODB:
Fuck that shit, you know what I'm sayin'?
I'm a give a shout out to my n*****
I ain't givin' a shout out to no Park, nobody, fuck that
Big Baby Jesus in the mother fucking house
Know what I'm sayin'?


DMX:
Unh, come on
I don't walk, I stalk, livin' foul like pork
Shuttin' down underground streets of New York
Hawk is what them n***** call me, 'cause they all be
Suckin' my dick and on my motherfucking balls, G
I know the half, so I laugh wit' 'em
Bloodbath when I let the fuckin' rap hit 'em
Full clip, but only half did 'em
That's all it took, another crook
Taken out over a dirty look
I bag game with n***** I leave shot dead
You're only taken a piss from me with hot lead
You know my style n****, 'cause I'm always schemin'
In jail, n***** holdin' a sink screamin'
Police, but you got no peace
Yo, was that you big man, and a lot mo' grease
All I gets is pounds, you ain't want none of this
Back streets are like track meets 'cause I be runnin' this


Ozzy Osbourne:
Ain't nowhere to run ('cause I be runnin' this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (come on)
Ain't nowhere to go ('cause I be runnin' this)
Reaper saved your soul (come on)

Surrounded by the colors, I see crimson, black and blue (come on)
Locking open doors again, I'm still afraid of you (straight up, motherfucker)
Light to dark, then light again, I always thought I knew (come on)
Young to old and young again, what's left for me to do? (straight up)
Center of the universe, collecting me in time (come on)
I'm falling down upon the earth, and singing truth in rhyme (come on)
If I was a rolling stone, I'd roll until I flew (come on)
And if I was a garden I would bloom in black for you (Dirt Dog in effect)


ODB:
Ahhhh, yi yi yi yi (come on)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What you motherfuckers invented
Is the craziest n**** that ever been invented
ha ha ha ha ha
Most know, don't front on Ol' Dity Bastard
ha ha ha ha
I call on Jesus
There's no obstacles that you have to jump
There's no walls that you have to climb
This is real, this is elementary dear
Elementary, Watson, Elementary
ahhhhh
I ain't no picture on your fuckin' wall, necklace wearin' bitch
You don't want this money till it's rich
Buy my album, coded by Dirty, set you free
Go against the grain, I got the p
I know you don't recognize me now
I done cocooned
How many lightning bulbs do it take to light up a fuckin' moon?
Brothers, people, you'd better get the fuck off of me
We don't need it, it gets more ugly
Fools tryin' to bust their ass
Tryin' to get away from me when I said my real name
I call myself in the bitch butthole
All the same, all the same, all the same


Ozzy Osborune:
Ain't nowhere to run
Ain't nowhere to hide
Ain't nowhere to go
Reaper saved your soul


ODB:
Ahhh yi yi yi yi
What, mother fucker?
Don't try to psychology my shit, mother fucker
'cause you'll never psychology it, mother fucker
Never, never, never, mother fucker, never


Songs from Season Two
All That She Wants | Ave Maria | Bingo | Brad Logan | Cheddar Cheese Girl | Cheesy Poofs Theme Song | Chocolate Salty Balls | Come Sail Away | Conjoined Twin Song | Dodgeball Song | Footloose | German Dance | Happy Holiday | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Hava Nagila | Huntin' and Killin' | Hush, Little Baby | I Can See Clearly Now | I'm a Believer | In the Ghetto | It's a Rockin' World | Jimmy Crack Corn | Lookin' for Love | Love Is a Battlefield | My Best Friends | Nearer, My God, to Thee | Nothing From Nothing | Nowhere to Run | O Canada | Over the River and Through the Woods | Piece of Meat | Runaway, Come Home | She Works Hard for the Money | Simultaneous | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stinky Britches | Swingset, Swingset | The Rainbow | The Sign | Time of the Season | Underpants Gnomes Work Song | Wake Up Wendy

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two

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