During the award ceremony, Nick Nolte reads the nominees for Nobel Prize in Science who were listed as follows:
- Herald R. Pinkerton, for his further development of the grand unified theory of physics.
- Randy Marsh, who won, for his formulated break-wind theory of spontaneous combustion.
- Dr. Alphonse Mephesto for his seven-assed Galapagos turtle.
Nick Nolte has blond hair and is wearing a tuxedo with a white shirt and a black bow tie. He has wrinkles on his face and neck, he has visible signs of aging, and his hair appears to have been dyed.