Near Main Street

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"Near Main Street"

"The Test of Strength"

Near Main Street
Locations	Main Street
Story Progression
Previous	Stark's Pond
Next	The Test of Strength

Near Main Street is the second chapter of South Park: Snow Day!.

Summary

The High Druid revealed that the Barbarian King Stan of the Marshwalkers cast a banned Endless Winter spell. He must be stopped!

Plot

Cartman and Stan face each other at the Trial outside of the Main Street. After choosing their cards, Stan unexpectedly pulls out a +10 Axe card, much to Cartman's surprise. Stan asserts that he had legitimately obtained the weapon through a quest, which is validated by Dougie playing as the Damage Scribe. Both Cartman and Stan exchange their vows in meeting at the front line, but as Stan leaves, Cartman turns to the New Kid, informing he will be at the back casting spells.

After clearing waves of enemies, Cartman and the New Kid approaches one end of the Main Street and finds Stan waiting for them at the other end. Stan throws his weapons towards Cartman and the New Kid, hitting the latter and inflicting 99 damage from "dysentery". Butters, who is standing beside the New Kid, explains that Stan had completed the quest that involves "several tests of strength to collect vials of a mysterious gooey stuff", and thereafter forging his weapon using the goo collected. He advises Cartman and the New Kid that they can also retrieve the same power under the clause: "Anything you can do, I can do too." Cartman heals the New Kid and leaves them to go after Stan. The New Kid makes their way via the top of the buildings lined along the Main Street, traveling between them with the various catapults built on the rooftops, while clearing several other enemies and having to fix a broken catapult with used condoms.

The New Kid reaches the City Hall where a Christmas market had been set up. After clearing more reinforcements, they pass through the market into the amphitheater, where they find Princess Kenny awaiting them. Despite using her charming powers, the New Kid defeats Princess Kenny, and leaves the amphitheater.

Trivia

• List of Japanese dialogs by Princess Kenny:
  • "Datte, jyunjyou na onna no ko desu wa..." (だって，純情な女のこですは, "After all, I'm an innocent girl..."), when introducing herself.
  • "Tanoshii yo!" (たのしいよ, "It's fun!")
  • "Sonna... bakana." (そっな，バカな, "That's right, stupid."), when defeated.
• The effect of "dysentery" is changed to "diarrhea" in the German and Brazilian Portuguese audio.
• In the French subtitles, the romanization of Princess Kenny's line "jyunjyou na" is changed to "junjouna".

International Titles

Language	Title	Translation
French	Près de Main Street	Next to Main Street
German	Nahe der Hauptstraße	Near the Main Street
Portuguese (Brazil)	Próximo à Rua Principal	Near the Main Street
Spanish (Latin America)	Cerca de Calle Principal	Near Main Street