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Najix is a shapeshifting alien who works for the Nerzod Productions seen in the Season Seven episode, "Cancelled".


Najix is the main producer of the hit intergalactic reality TV show Earth which has made it to over one hundred episodes. Najix is an intergalactic shapeshifting television producer and he runs the company Nerzod Productions.


Najix is an alien with green and yellow skin and four legs and sharp teeth. Najix has the ability to take on any form, imagined or real. He first appears as Randy Marsh after reading the boys' minds in an attempt to appear less frightening, but because this reminded them too much of the movie Contact, Najix continued to transform into various forms in an attempt to please them. Eventually, Cartman suggested "a taco that craps ice cream", which Najix settled on.

List of characters that Najix transformed to include:


Najix is a kind and helpful individual, doing everything he can to make the boys' situation comfortable and hassle-free. Despite his friendly nature, it is hinted that he sees the Earth and humanity as beneath him, making entertainment out of Earth's problems and casually demolishing the planet without remorse when his TV show is cancelled. However, he does allow the boys a chance to speak to the Joozian network heads in order to save their home.

Powers and Abilities[]

He has the ability to shapeshift from his original form based on the thoughts of those around him.


  • Najix: "That's right. See, there are dishes in over fifty thousand earthlings' rectums. Your friend's has been malfunctioning."
  • Najix: "We at Nerzod Productions started twenty billion years ago with one philosophy: the best universal television isn't scripted, it's real."
  • Najix: "All right, Earthlings, if you'll step over this way we'll erase your memories and get you back to Earth."
  • Najix: "All right kids, we'll take you to the network heads. But I warn you nobody has ever gotten the executives to un-cancel a show once the call has been made. Nobody."




Minor Characters from Season Seven
Agent Tucker | Alex Glick | American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) | Ben Affleck | Benjamin Franklin | The Bloods | Canadian Door Guard | Chief Runs With Premise | Christopher Reeve | Crab People | The Crips | Faith + 1 | Ferrari | French Canadian Mime | Gary Harrison | Gene Hackman | Gino | Harry and Elise Gintz | Hopkins | Jason Bell | Jeff Goldblum | Jennifer Lopez | Joozians | Joseph Smith | Josh Myers | Kim Jong-il | Legion of Doom | Lexus Martin | Lieutenant Dawson | Lucy Harris | Martin Harris | Mercedes | Moop | Mr. Dog | Mr. Streibel | Mrs. Streibel | Murphy and Jenkins | Najix | Official Messenger Boy | Porsche | Premise Running Thin | Rick the Mountie | Sanctified | Sarah Peterson | Steve | Streibel Daughters | Thomas Jefferson | Trinity | Wise Man

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Seven | Season Seven