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The NFL Owners and Presidents are featured in the Season Eighteen episode, "Go Fund Yourself".


The new Washington Redskins (Startup Company) owned by Eric Cartman uses Kickstarter to get financial backing to do absolutely nothing. This tarnishes the image of Washington Redskins (Football Team). The owner, Dan Snyder, is unable to get Cartman to change the name of the company. After unsuccessfully trying to get help from the the Goodell-bot which malfunctions, Dan calls for an emergency meeting of all the NFL Owners and Presidents with the exception of the Buffalo Bills. They agree to pressure Cartman into changing his company logo, which is the same as the logo of the football team. However, Cartman alters the logo to be more offensive and sarcastic.

NFL Owners with Speaking Roles

  • Dan Snyder - Owner of the Washington Redskins.
  • Jim Irsay - Owner and CEO of the Indianapolis Colts.
  • Steve Bischiotti - Owner of the Baltimore Ravens.
  • Paul Allen - Owner of the Seattle Seahawks.
  • Alex Spanos - Owner of the San Diego Chargers
  • Jerry Jones - Owner, president, and general manager of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys.

Sports Celebrities
Arturo GattiBarry BondsBen RoethlisbergerBrett FavreBrian BoitanoColin KaepernickDale Earnhardt Jr.Dan SnyderDanica PatrickEdgeElin NordegrenJ.J. WattJames HardenJason GiambiJay CutlerJeff GordonJerry JonesJim RomeJimmie JohnsonJohn CenaJohn ElwayKobe BryantLance ArmstrongLeBron JamesMagic JohnsonMark McGwireMatt HasselbeckMatt KensethMichael BufferMichael JordanMichael WilbonMills LaneMr. TNFL Owners and PresidentsRoger GoodellSteve McNairTiger WoodsTom BradyTony KornheiserTony StewartVince McMahonWill Barton
More Information: Sports Celebrities

Minor Characters from Season Eighteen

Al Pacino | Aunt Jemima | Birthday Party Parents | Brandon Carlile | Canadian Minister of Mobile Gaming | Canadian Minister of Sports | Canadian Reporter | CartmanBrah | Cock Magic Promoter | Cock Magic Ring Announcer | Dan Snyder | Dick Dastardly and Muttley | Dotty Applegate | Elon Musk | Elvis Presley Hologram | Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds | Girls' Volleyball Coach | Hazmat Workers | Iggy Azalea | ISIS | Jeff White | Jerry Jones | J.J. Watt | John Garner | Kindergartner Girl with Brown Pigtails | Kirk Cousins | Kurt Cobain Hologram | Lady Gaga | Lorde | Matthew McConaughey | McNuggets | Michael Jackson Hologram | Miley Cyrus | Minstrel | Mitchell | Nathan's Parents | Neve Campbell | NFL Owners and Presidents | Nicki Minaj | PewDiePie | Possessed Stan Marsh | Record Producer | Robin Williams Hologram | Sia | Slaughterhouse | Steve | Taylor Swift | Tom Vilsack | Tony Bennett | Tupac Shakur Hologram | U2 | Unnamed Interior Designer | Washington Redskins (Football Team) | Washington Redskins (Startup Company) | Wendy Williams
More information: Season Eighteen | List of Minor Characters from Season Eighteen