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|name = My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit |
|name = My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit |
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|writer = [[Trey Parker]] |
|writer = [[Trey Parker]] |
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|performer = Trey Parker as [[Kanye West]] |
|performer = Trey Parker as [[Kanye West]] |
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|episode = "[[The Hobbit]]" |
|episode = "[[The Hobbit]]" |
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+ | |video = [[File:South Park - Kanye West 'My Gurl Ain't No Hobbit'|thumb|right|335 px]] |
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− | '''My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit''' is a parody of the Kanye West song and music video "Bound 2". It was featured in the [[Season Seventeen]] episode, "[[The Hobbit]]". |
+ | }}'''My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit''' is a parody of the [[Kanye West]] song and music video, "Bound 2". It was featured in the [[Season Seventeen]] episode, "[[The Hobbit]]". |
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==Record Store Day Exclusive== |
==Record Store Day Exclusive== |
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− | This song with "[[Ballad of James Cameron]]", credited as "James Cameron", was released by Comedy Central records for the special event Record Store Day: Black Friday November 28th, 2014.<ref>{{Cite web|url=http:// |
+ | This song with "[[Ballad of James Cameron]]", credited as "James Cameron", was released by Comedy Central records for the special event Record Store Day: Black Friday November 28th, 2014.<ref>{{Cite web|url=http://www.recordstoreday.com/SpecialRelease/7626|title="South Park" and Comedy Central Records release limited edition 7-inch vinyl for Record Store Day}}</ref> |
==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
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She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit. |
She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit. |
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She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be. |
She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be. |
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Except for one time she went to kill that dragon. |
Except for one time she went to kill that dragon. |
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She took his gold and she- |
She took his gold and she- |
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+ | ''[he stops the video shoot]'' |
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Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.''[calls up Kim yet again]'' Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves?... Yeah. Oh yeah. Rightrightrightright, yup. Yup, I got it. Yep, love you too. ''[blows two quick kisses at the phone, hangs up, and resumes the shoot.]'' |
Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.''[calls up Kim yet again]'' Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves?... Yeah. Oh yeah. Rightrightrightright, yup. Yup, I got it. Yep, love you too. ''[blows two quick kisses at the phone, hangs up, and resumes the shoot.]'' |
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My girl ain't no hobbit. |
My girl ain't no hobbit. |
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Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no hobbit.</i></poem> |
Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no hobbit.</i></poem> |
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− | '''Background Singers: ''' |
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+ | <poem><i>Kim is not a hobbit.</i></poem> |
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==References== |
==References== |
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{{reflist}} |
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+ | {{Season Seventeen Songs}} |
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[[Category:Songs]] |
[[Category:Songs]] |
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[[Category:Parody Songs]] |
[[Category:Parody Songs]] |
Revision as of 14:15, 23 October 2018
My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit is a parody of the Kanye West song and music video, "Bound 2". It was featured in the Season Seventeen episode, "The Hobbit".
Background
This song is a parody of "Bound 2", the outro of Kanye West's most recent album "Yeezus" as well as referencing the plot to the movie The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
During the song, Kanye raps about how his fiancee Kim Kardashian is not a hobbit, which is something he had been trying to prove throughout the episode.
Record Store Day Exclusive
This song with "Ballad of James Cameron", credited as "James Cameron", was released by Comedy Central records for the special event Record Store Day: Black Friday November 28th, 2014.[1]
Lyrics
Background Singers:
Oh yeah, babe. Oh yeah, baby.
Kanye West:
One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit.
She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit.
She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be.
She got no Bagginses in her family tree.
Yes on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends.
But she never went on no quest with her dwarf friends.
Except for one time she went to kill that dragon.
She took his gold and she-
[he stops the video shoot]
Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.[calls up Kim yet again] Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves?... Yeah. Oh yeah. Rightrightrightright, yup. Yup, I got it. Yep, love you too. [blows two quick kisses at the phone, hangs up, and resumes the shoot.]
It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit.
That was a Quizno's and my bitch went to rob it.
'Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite.
While she drinking her grog and singin' those merry songs... at night...
My girl ain't no hobbit.
Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no hobbit.
Background Singers:
Kim is not a hobbit.
References