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{{Songs
 
{{Songs
|image = [[File:TheHobbit00043.png|250px]]
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|image = Kaney west 10.png
 
|name = My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit
 
|name = My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit
 
|writer = [[Trey Parker]]
 
|writer = [[Trey Parker]]
 
|performer = Trey Parker as [[Kanye West]]
 
|performer = Trey Parker as [[Kanye West]]
 
|episode = "[[The Hobbit]]"
 
|episode = "[[The Hobbit]]"
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|video = [[File:South Park - Kanye West 'My Gurl Ain't No Hobbit'|thumb|right|335 px]]
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'''My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit''' is a parody of the Kanye West song and music video "Bound 2". It was featured in the [[Season Seventeen]] episode, "[[The Hobbit]]".
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}}'''My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit''' is a parody of the [[Kanye West]] song and music video, "Bound 2". It was featured in the [[Season Seventeen]] episode, "[[The Hobbit]]".
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==Background==
 
==Background==
 
This song is a parody of "Bound 2", the outro of Kanye West's most recent album "Yeezus" as well as referencing the plot to the movie ''The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug''
 
This song is a parody of "Bound 2", the outro of Kanye West's most recent album "Yeezus" as well as referencing the plot to the movie ''The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug''
   
During the song, Kanye raps about how his fiancee [[Kardashians|Kim Kardashian]] is not a hobbit, which is something he had been trying to prove throughout the episode. The song
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During the song, Kanye raps about how his fiancee [[Kardashians|Kim Kardashian]] is not a hobbit, which is something he had been trying to prove throughout the episode. 
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==Record Store Day Exclusive==
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This song with "[[Ballad of James Cameron]]", credited as "James Cameron", was released by Comedy Central records for the special event Record Store Day: Black Friday November 28th, 2014.<ref>{{Cite web|url=http://www.recordstoreday.com/SpecialRelease/7626|title="South Park" and Comedy Central Records release limited edition 7-inch vinyl for Record Store Day}}</ref>
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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
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[[File:Kaney_west_20.png|thumb|[[Kanye West]] on the phone with [[Kardashians|Kim Kardashian]] in his music video.]]
'''Background Singers:'''<poem><i>Oh yeah, babe. Oh yeah, baby.<i></poem>
 
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'''Kanye West:'''<poem><i>One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit.
 
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'''Background Singers:'''
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<poem><i>Oh yeah, babe. Oh yeah, baby.</i></poem>
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'''Kanye West:'''
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<poem><i>One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit.
 
She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit.
 
She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit.
 
She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be.
 
She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be.
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Except for one time she went to kill that dragon.
 
Except for one time she went to kill that dragon.
 
She took his gold and she-
 
She took his gold and she-
</i></poem>''[he stops the video shoot]''
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</i></poem>
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''[he stops the video shoot]''
   
Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.<br />''[calls up Kim yet again]'' Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves?... Yeah. Oh yeah. Rightrightrightright, yup. Yup, I got it. Yep, love you too. ''[blows two quick kisses at the phone, hangs up, and resumes the shoot.]''
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Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.''[calls up Kim yet again]'' Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves?... Yeah. Oh yeah. Rightrightrightright, yup. Yup, I got it. Yep, love you too. ''[blows two quick kisses at the phone, hangs up, and resumes the shoot.]''
   
 
<poem><i>
 
<poem><i>
 
It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit.
 
It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit.
 
That was a Quizno's and my bitch went to rob it.
 
That was a Quizno's and my bitch went to rob it.
'Cause they got that ham that she robs on her cellulite.
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'Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite.
 
While she drinking her grog and singin' those merry songs... at night...
 
While she drinking her grog and singin' those merry songs... at night...
 
My girl ain't no hobbit.
 
My girl ain't no hobbit.
 
Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no hobbit.</i></poem>
 
Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no hobbit.</i></poem>
'''Background Singers: '''<poem><i>Kim is not a hobbit.</i></poem>
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'''Background Singers: '''
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<poem><i>Kim is not a hobbit.</i></poem>
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==References==
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{{reflist}}
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{{Season Seventeen Songs}}
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Parody Songs]]
 
[[Category:Parody Songs]]

Revision as of 14:15, 23 October 2018

My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit is a parody of the Kanye West song and music video, "Bound 2". It was featured in the Season Seventeen episode, "The Hobbit".


Background

This song is a parody of "Bound 2", the outro of Kanye West's most recent album "Yeezus" as well as referencing the plot to the movie The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

During the song, Kanye raps about how his fiancee Kim Kardashian is not a hobbit, which is something he had been trying to prove throughout the episode. 

Record Store Day Exclusive

This song with "Ballad of James Cameron", credited as "James Cameron", was released by Comedy Central records for the special event Record Store Day: Black Friday November 28th, 2014.[1]

Lyrics

Kaney west 20

Kanye West on the phone with Kim Kardashian in his music video.

Background Singers:

Oh yeah, babe. Oh yeah, baby.

Kanye West:

One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit.
She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit.
She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be.
She got no Bagginses in her family tree.
Yes on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends.
But she never went on no quest with her dwarf friends.
Except for one time she went to kill that dragon.
She took his gold and she-

[he stops the video shoot]

Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.[calls up Kim yet again] Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves?... Yeah. Oh yeah. Rightrightrightright, yup. Yup, I got it. Yep, love you too. [blows two quick kisses at the phone, hangs up, and resumes the shoot.]


It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit.
That was a Quizno's and my bitch went to rob it.
'Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite.
While she drinking her grog and singin' those merry songs... at night...
My girl ain't no hobbit.
Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no hobbit.

Background Singers: 

Kim is not a hobbit.

References


Songs from Season Seventeen
A Chorus of Wieners | Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love | All Night Long | Camptown Races | Christmas Is Coming | Hot for Teacher | I Ate My Son 'Fer A Blu-Ray Player | I Was Not the Bullet | It's a Beautiful Day | Living in America | My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit | O Tannenbaum | Princess Kenny Theme | Seven | The Darkness | The Heat is On | Work Slut

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Seventeen | Season Seventeen