In "Eek, A Penis!" when Herbert Garrison returns to teaching, he tells the gathered students and staff that the difference between men and women is that only women can have babies, and that anyone who cannot have babies is a man. Thompson interrupts and points out that since his wife has ovarian cancer, she cannot have children. Garrison responds flamboyantly to him that he should consider having an AIDS test because his wife is "a dude", referring to Thompson as a "faggot". Garrison then proudly remarks that he is "back", displaying his flamboyant, homophobic tendencies from earlier seasons, and celebrates.
When PC Principal arrives in town in "Stunning and Brave, he mentions hearing in his research about a "teacher who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test", referring to the interaction with Thompson. Garrison simply laughs it off as he had been a "lesbian" at the time.
He has dark brown hair that is balding on top of his head that seems slightly messy, with sideburns and a mustache. He wears a white sleeved-shirt with short sleeves and a prominent collar, and a dark brown vest with a diamond-shaped, blue and chartreuse pattern on it. He wears dark gray pants.
- "Eek, A Penis!"
- "Funnybot" - Seen when the school is held hostage by the Germans.
- "Sarcastaball" - Seen attending the Sarcastaball PTA Meeting in the library.
- "Taming Strange" - Seen with the other teachers when they discuss the Intellilink software.
- "Stunning and Brave" - Mentioned by PC Principal.
- "Truth and Advertising" - Seen at Skeeter's Bar.
- "PC Principal Final Justice" - Seen in the crowd outside Whole Foods Market at the end of the episode.
- "Put It Down" - Seen singing the song at the climax.
- "Hummels & Heroin" - Seen in the school cafeteria during a meeting.
- "SUPER HARD PCness" - Seen with other teachers at a school meeting and later in the gymnasium.
- "South ParQ Vaccination Special" - mentioned by Herbert Garrison.
- ""South Park" Eek, a Penis! (TV Episode 2008)". IMDb.com.
|South Park Elementary staff|
|Coach Miles | Girls' volleyball coach | Herbert Garrison | Jose Venezuela | Mitchell | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Harris | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Meryl | Mr. Thompson | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Streibel | PC Principal | Pearl | Recess supervisor | Richard Adler | Strong Woman | Substitute teacher|
|Diane Choksondik | Jerome "Chef" McElroy | Margaret Nelson | Miss Claridge | Mr. Conners | Mr. Slave | Ms. Ellen | Ms. Stevenson | Nurse Gollum | Principal Victoria | Randy Marsh | Veronica Crabtree|