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Mr. Thompson is a teacher at South Park Elementary who first appears in the Season Twelve episode, "Eek, A Penis!".

Background

In "Eek, A Penis!" when Herbert Garrison returns to teaching, he tells the gathered students and staff that the difference between men and women is that only women can have babies, and that anyone who cannot have babies is a man. Thompson interrupts and points out that since his wife has ovarian cancer, she cannot have children. Garrison responds flamboyantly to him that he should consider having an AIDS test because his wife is "a dude", referring to Thompson as a "faggot". Garrison then proudly remarks that he is "back", displaying his flamboyant, homophobic tendencies from earlier seasons, and celebrates.

When PC Principal arrives in town in "Stunning and Brave, he mentions hearing in his research about a "teacher who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test", referring to the interaction with Thompson. Garrison simply laughs it off as he had been a "lesbian" at the time.

Mr. Thompson attends school meetings in multiple episodes including "Sarcastaball", "Hummels & Heroin" and "SUPER HARD PCness".

In "South ParQ Vaccination Special", Mr. Garrison confuses him with a different Thompson, asking the older man if he had ever gotten "that AIDS test" he mentioned to this character.

Appearance

He has dark brown hair that is balding on top of his head that seems slightly messy, with sideburns and a mustache. He wears a white sleeved-shirt with short sleeves and a prominent collar, and a dark brown vest with a diamond-shaped, blue and chartreuse pattern on it. He wears dark gray pants.

Prominence

References

South Park Elementary staff
Coach Miles | Girls' Volleyball Coach | Herbert Garrison | Jose Venezuela | Mitchell | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Harris | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Meryl | Mr. Thompson | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Streibel | PC Principal | Pearl | Recess Supervisor | Richard Adler | Strong Woman | Substitute Teacher
Former
Diane Choksondik | Jerome "Chef" McElroy | Margaret Nelson | Miss Claridge | Mr. Conners | Mr. Slave | Ms. Ellen | Ms. Stevenson | Nurse Gollum | Principal Victoria | Randy Marsh | Veronica Crabtree


Minor characters from Season Twelve
Afro Ninja | Amir | Britney Spears | Bridon Gueermo | Bubb Rubb | Buca De Faggoncini Chef | The Burger King Bandits | Chris Crocker | DEA Agents | Domino | Dramatic Look Gopher | Dr. Carroll | Female Thief | Franz | Gary Brolsma | Guinea Creatures | Indiana Jones | Injured Thief | Jimmy Buffett | John McCain | Large-Breasted Woman | Laughing Baby | Magic Johnson | Michael Chertoff | Michelle Obama | Moira McArthur | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Gueermo | Mr. McArthur | Mr. Thompson | Mrs. Gueermo | Murderin' Murphy | Orlich | Pioneer Paul | Sarah Palin | Sheriff McLawdog | Sneezing Panda | South Park Vampire Society | Star Wars Kid | Stephen Abootman | Storehand | Stormtroopers | Tay Zonday | Thief with Brown Hair | Tron Guy | Vosky

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Twelve | Season Twelve

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