Mr. Slave

Template:Past character Mr. Slave, voiced by John 'Nancy' Hansen, is a character in the series South Park. He was the homosexual lover of Herbert Garrison, and his teaching aid before the latter had sex reassignment surgery. Mr. Slave's catchphrase is "Ooh, Jesus Christ!" or "Oh Jesus, Jesus Christ!" delivered in a quavering lisp. In fact he is often found not saying anything other than "Jesus" or "Jesus Christ". He first appeared in The Death Camp of Tolerance, in which Mr. Garrison, the elementary school teacher of the main characters, learns that he can sue the education board for a lot of money if he is fired for being gay, and does his best to ensure this happens. To this end he hires Mr. Slave as his classroom assistant, or, for short, "teacher's ass". The lessons become increasingly sexual, and degenerate in nature, culminating in Mr. Garrison inserting the class gerbil Mr. Lemmiwinks into Mr. Slave's rectum.

Despite Mr. Slave's occupation, he is shown to be wise and knowledgeable, offering characters advice when in certain situations. His most prominent moment was in Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, when he gave Wendy Testaburger advice after she wanted to become a whore after seeing that many of her friends had become part of the new trend. Mr. Slave pushed Wendy to not follow the lifestyle due to his own personal experiences, and subsequently competed in a 'Whore-Off' with Paris Hilton, culminating in her being forced up Mr. Slave's ass. However, having finished this, Mr. Slave rejected the applause, telling parents that they had to teach their children that people like Paris Hilton were to be despised or they'd never learn it, prompting the girls to apologize to Wendy. Mr. Slave has claimed to be a whore since the day he was born, pretending, as a small child, to be sick so that his mother would insert an anal thermometer. He also enjoyed being tackled by all the football players after drawing their attention to 'the queer kid'.

In the episode Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina, Mr. Garrison has a sex change operation and becomes a woman. Mr. Slave is upset that he was not consulted on the operation beforehand, commenting that Mr Garrison never stopped to think how everybody else around him would feel about the sex change, and, being gay, is no longer attracted to Mr. Garrison as a woman. When Garrison (now referred to as Mrs. Garrison) callously suggests that Mr. Slave simply stop being gay so that they can continue their affair, the two get into an argument, resulting in Mr. Slave walking out. In the episode Follow That Egg!, Garrison decides that she wants him back, but learns that she is too late, as Mr. Slave had moved on with Big Gay Al — to whom he is now engaged. Jilted, Ms. Garrison makes an ardent, though ultimately failed, attempt to get gay marriage banned. Subsequently,Mr. Slave and Al join in marriage. He was seen later making cameos in The Ring jacking off in the audience at the Jonas Brother concert and singing "Queef Free" along with the other guys in Eat, Pray, Queef. Mr. Slave, and Big Gay Alboth helped to change the definition of "faggot" from a gay person, to an annoying harley rider.

Mr. Slave bears a striking resemblance to the character Ash from Streets of Rage 3.