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|name = Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo |
|name = Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo |
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|writer = [[Trey Parker]] and [[Marc Shaiman]] |
|writer = [[Trey Parker]] and [[Marc Shaiman]] |
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− | |performer = [[Kyle Broflovski]], [[Mr. Hankey]], [[Mailman |
+ | |performer = [[Kyle Broflovski]], [[Mr. Hankey]], [[Mailman]] |
|episode = "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]", <br>"[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]" |
|episode = "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]", <br>"[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]" |
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|download = [http://www.southparkstudios.com/download/sounds/season-3/315/MRHANKEY.mp3 MP3] |
|download = [http://www.southparkstudios.com/download/sounds/season-3/315/MRHANKEY.mp3 MP3] |
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− | '''Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo''' was first |
+ | '''"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"''' was first featured in the episode, "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]", sung by [[Kyle Broflovski]]. An extended version of the song was written for the introduction of the episode, "[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]". |
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+ | ==Background== |
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+ | This song is sung by [[Kyle Broflovski]] and by the town in "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]". In "[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]", it is sung by the [[Mailman]] and various children. |
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==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
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− | "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" |
+ | ==="[[Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo]]"=== |
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<poem><i>Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo |
<poem><i>Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo |
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he loves me and I love you |
he loves me and I love you |
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Therefore, vicariously he loves you even if...</i></poem> |
Therefore, vicariously he loves you even if...</i></poem> |
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− | "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" |
+ | ==="[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]"=== |
<poem><i>We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose |
<poem><i>We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose |
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And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow |
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow |
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Sometimes he's corny |
Sometimes he's corny |
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He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm) |
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm) |
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− | But if you eat |
+ | But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve he might come to your town. |
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo |
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo |
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He loves me I love you |
He loves me I love you |
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− | Therefore vicariously he loves you |
+ | Therefore vicariously he loves you</i> |
− | Bradley: |
+ | '''Bradley:''' |
− | I can make a Mr Hankey too! |
+ | <i>I can make a Mr Hankey too! |
− | (fart noise) |
+ | (fart noise)</i> |
− | Cartman: |
+ | '''Cartman:''' |
− | Well Kyle where is he? |
+ | <i>Well Kyle where is he?</i> |
− | Kyle: |
+ | '''Kyle:''' |
− | He's comin' |
+ | <i>He's comin'</i> |
− | Stan: |
+ | '''Stan:''' |
− | C'mon dude push! |
+ | <i>C'mon dude push!</i> |
− | Kyle: |
+ | '''Kyle:''' |
− | + | <i>I'm trying!</i> |
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− | Cartman: |
+ | '''Cartman:''' |
− | Oh wait wait I can see his head! |
+ | <i>Oh wait wait I can see his head!</i> |
− | Kyle: |
+ | '''Kyle:''' |
− | HERE HE COMES!! |
+ | <i>HERE HE COMES!! |
− | (fart noise) |
+ | (fart noise)</i> |
− | Mr. Hankey: |
+ | '''Mr. Hankey:''' |
− | HOWDY HO! |
+ | <i>HOWDY HO! |
− | I'm |
+ | I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo |
Seasons greetings to all of you |
Seasons greetings to all of you |
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Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter |
Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter |
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− | and he |
+ | and he won't drop off and so you |
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet |
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet |
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and finally it does |
and finally it does |
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Flush him down but he's never gone |
Flush him down but he's never gone |
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His smell and his spirit lingers on.... |
His smell and his spirit lingers on.... |
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− | Howdy ho!'' |
+ | Howdy ho!''</i></poem> |
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− | </i></poem> |
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+ | == Trivia == |
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+ | * Following the year after [[Chocolate Salty Balls (song)]] was launched in 1998, the song ranked 2nd in the prestigious British Christmas Chart. Later, it was moved to the highest rank (First) in the following week. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo was ranked on the Top 10 list for Christmas of 1999. As 1999 came to a close, it scored fourth in the final chart of the 1990s. |
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+ | {{Season One Songs}} |
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+ | {{Season Three Songs}} |
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[[Category:Christmas]] |
[[Category:Christmas]] |
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[[Category:Songs]] |
[[Category:Songs]] |
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[[Category:Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]] |
[[Category:Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]] |
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[[Category:Original Songs]] |
[[Category:Original Songs]] |
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Revision as of 22:11, 8 October 2019
"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was first featured in the episode, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", sung by Kyle Broflovski. An extended version of the song was written for the introduction of the episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics".
Background
This song is sung by Kyle Broflovski and by the town in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo". In "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics", it is sung by the Mailman and various children.
Lyrics
"Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo"
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
he loves me and I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you even if...
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love inside of you
Cuz' he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve he might come to your town.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
Bradley:
I can make a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)
Cartman:
Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle:
He's comin'
Stan:
C'mon dude push!
Kyle:
I'm trying!
Cartman:
Oh wait wait I can see his head!
Kyle:
HERE HE COMES!!
(fart noise)
Mr. Hankey:
HOWDY HO!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!
Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass
and won't fall in the toilet
Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he won't drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on....
Howdy ho!
Trivia
- Following the year after Chocolate Salty Balls (song) was launched in 1998, the song ranked 2nd in the prestigious British Christmas Chart. Later, it was moved to the highest rank (First) in the following week. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo was ranked on the Top 10 list for Christmas of 1999. As 1999 came to a close, it scored fourth in the final chart of the 1990s.