Changes: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (Song)

Revision as of 05:16, 22 July 2012

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo was first heard in the episode of the same name, sung by Kyle Broflovski. An extended version of the song was written for the introduction of the episode, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics.

Lyrics

Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" Version

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
he loves me and I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you even if...

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Extended Version

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love inside of you
Cuz' he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve he might come to your town.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you

Bradley:
I can make a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)

Cartman:
Well Kyle where is he?

Kyle:
He's comin'

Stan:
C'mon dude push!

Kyle:
I'm trying!

Cartman:
Oh wait wait I can see his head!

Kyle:
HERE HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr. Hankey:
HOWDY HO!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons greetings to all of you

Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say

Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!
Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm

Sometimes he's practically water
Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass
and won't fall in the toilet
Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter

and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on....
Howdy ho!

@@ Line 10: / Line 10: @@
 ==Lyrics==
-"Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" version.
+===Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" Version===
-Sung by Kyle Broflovski:
 <poem><i>Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
 he loves me and I love you
 Therefore, vicariously he loves you even if...</i></poem>
-"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" extended version.
+===Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Extended Version===
 <poem><i>We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
 And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
@@ Line 35: / Line 34: @@
 Sometimes he's corny
 He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
-But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town.
+But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve he might come to your town.
 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
 He loves me I love you
-Therefore vicariously he loves you
+Therefore vicariously he loves you</i>
-Bradley:
+'''Bradley:'''
-I can make a Mr Hankey too!
+<i>I can make a Mr Hankey too!
-(fart noise)
+(fart noise)</i>
-Cartman:
+'''Cartman:'''
-Well Kyle where is he?
+<i>Well Kyle where is he?</i>
-Kyle:
+'''Kyle:'''
-He's comin'
+<i>He's comin'</i>
-Stan:
+'''Stan:'''
-C'mon dude push!
+<i>C'mon dude push!</i>
-Kyle:
+'''Kyle:'''
-Im trying!
+<i>I'm trying!</i>
-Cartman:
+'''Cartman:'''
-Oh wait wait I can see his head!
+<i>Oh wait wait I can see his head!</i>
-Kyle:
+'''Kyle:'''
-HERE HE COMES!!
+<i>HERE HE COMES!!
-(fart noise)
+(fart noise)</i>
-Mr. Hankey:
+'''Mr. Hankey:'''
-HOWDY HO!
+<i>HOWDY HO!
-I'm mr. hankey the Christmas Poo
+I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
 Seasons greetings to all of you
@@ Line 92: / Line 91: @@
 Flush him down but he's never gone
 His smell and his spirit lingers on....
-Howdy ho!''
+Howdy ho!''</i></poem>
-</i></poem>
 [[Category:Music]]
 [[Category:Christmas]]