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Mr. Cotswolds is Mark Cotswolds and Rebecca Cotswolds' father who appears in the Season Three episode, "Hooked on Monkey Fonics".


He wears a red, presumably sweater, white "dress" shirt, a dark red tie, a brown jacket, green pants, and small, rectangular-framed glasses.


He, along with his wife, and children, lack decent social skills, remaining publicly unknown for quite some time. He looks down upon other adults because he believes they are not well educated compared to himself. He is extremely overprotective of his children. He home-schooled them (until they went to attend South Park Elementary) as well as sheltered them from anything sexual or social. The fact is, Mr. Cotswolds himself is home-schooled.

However, at the end of "Hooked on Monkey Phonics", he realized his over-protectiveness was doing more harm than good, and allowed his children to attend public school.


Mrs. Cotswolds[]

He is Mrs. Cotswold's husband. They both share similar personality traits, and as such, they tend to get along without issue.

Mark and Rebecca Cotswolds[]

He treated both of his children similarly, protecting them beyond normal boundaries and shielding them from anything social or sexual. He presumably later started treating them normally, as Mark made him realize his parenting style was doing more harm than good.


Minor Characters from Season Three
Alan the Security Guard | Anchorman | Boy with Dark Green Shirt and Glasses | Cleo Broflovski | Costa Rican President | Deejay | Dio | Doctor Lout | DOI Agents | Dr. Spookalot | Emperor Hirohito | Foreman | Garth | Genghis Khan | Getting Gay With Kids | God | Haman | Helen | Jake | Jakovasaur | Jew Scouts | Kelly | Kenny G | Korn | Mailman | Mark Cotswolds | Mark the Security Guard | Marklar | Moses | Mr. Adler's Girlfriend | Mr. Cotswolds | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrison Senior | Mr. Garrison Senior's Drinking Buddies | Mrs. Cotswolds | Mrs. Garrison Senior | Ms. Stevens | New York Kids | Nibblet | Nurse with Red Hair | Pablo | Pearl | Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda | People's Army Leader | People's Army Soldiers | Pirate Ghosts | Randy's Friends | Rebecca Cotswolds | Red Harris | Rod Stewart | Schlomo | Skyler Morse | Tommy Turner | Veronica | Yanagopa Tribe | Yoko Ono

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three