Miss Information

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Miss Information in Cherokee Hair Tampons

Miss Information is the supplier of herbal medicines from the "Cherokee Hair Tampons" episode. Her name is Miss Information because she misinforms the citizen of South Park about their diseases and other health problems, offering a herbal solution to every problem.

Miss Information specializes in "Native American" remedies, which she insists through their spiritual connection to the world will cure one's illnesses a lot faster than Western medicines. Among her products are Cherokee Hair Tampons, All Natural Ball Juice, among other unlikely concoctions. She states that when one's sick, their toxins are poisoning them and must be expelled by means of these remedies. She even hired two Mexican men to play Native Americans to make her products more convincing.

Miss Information was asked by Sheila Broflovski and Sharon Marsh to treat Kyle when his kidneys worsened due to his diabetes, since Sheila was reluctant to conduct kidney transplant surgery. She applied several phony remedies to Kyle which only worsened his condition. However, she convinced everyone that it was natural for him to look worse before he got better. Eventually, Kyle got so sick that he was on the verge of death. When Sheila brought him in, the "Native Americans" noticed how sick he was and insisted he see a doctor. The customers were confused, still thinking that their remedies were appropriate. They explained that they were actually Mexicans and that New Age medicines had little health benefits. They were asked to portray Native Americans because Miss Information said no one would buy anything from Mexicans.

The customers finally realized that Miss Information was nothing more than a con artist, and proceeded to kick her to death. Kyle eventually got better with kidney transplant surgery.

She is likely deceased as she could only take the constant kicking for so long and also a women customer yellls "Kill Her!!" right before the customers attack her.