- For other uses, see Mike (disambiguation)
In "Dances with Smurfs", Mike is one of the applicants to replace Gordon Stoltski as South Park Elementary's morning announcements reader. He tells Eric Cartman that the reason he is applying for the post is to raise his self-esteem. Unfortunately for him, he was not selected for the job.
Mike wears a gray t-shirt, a dark gray sweater vest, and dark grey pants.
He speaks with a severe stutter, not getting past the first word in the passage Mr. Mackey asks him to read. He has low self-esteem, most likely caused by his severe stutter.
Mike is mentioned in the early version of Stick of Truth by Nelly, it appears in the video game that him and Pete Melman have some sort of friendship or bond and don't really like Nelly or are keeping something from her. This is also where Mike's last name, Cooper is revealed.
- He was a character destined to appear in South Park: The Stick of Truth, but was cut from the game.