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The midget wearing a bikini is a news reporter for the Channel 4 News. He appears in "Pinkeye" and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, as well as in the video games, South Park: The Stick of Truth and South Park: The Fractured But Whole.


Midget Wearing a Bikini is similar to the other reporters, who also have unusual and bizarre names, such as Creamy Goodness, Quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony, Tom Pusslicker, Chris Swollenballs, and "A 34-year-old Asian man who looks strikingly similar to Ricardo Montalbán".


As his name suggests, he is a midget wearing a pink bikini. He has short black hair, a black mustache, and short, hairy legs.


  • "Pinkeye" - Reports the Pinkeye epidemic that is spreading throughout the town.

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Reports the effects Terrance and Phillip have on the children of South Park.

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Reports a UFO crash, while reassuring the public that there is nothing to fret.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Reports the disturbances made by an unknown public vigilante; the new kid.


Minor Characters from Season One
Anthropologist | Barbra Streisand | Bob Johnson | Bob Saget | Chief Running Water | Clone Stan Marsh | Damien Thorn | Death | Denver Broncos | Doctor Tom | Don King | Elton John | Enrique | Ethiopian tribe | Farmer Carl Denkins | Fluffy | Frank Hammond and Phil | Geraldo Rivera | Great-Great-Grandpa Marsh | Hakeem Korashki | Halfy | John Horsoff | John Warsog | Kathie Lee Gifford | Kyle's elephant | Leonard Maltin | Michael Buffer | Midget wearing a bikini | Milo | Mr. Allen | Mr. Kitty | Mr. McDonald | Ms. Ellen | Mutant turkeys | Patrick Duffy | Photographer | Quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony | Rex | Richard Stamos | Robert Smith | Sally Struthers | Scuzzlebutt | Sidney Poitier | Sparky | Starvin' Marvin | Stevens family | Suzanne Somers | Sylvester | Ted | Tom Pusslicker | Unnamed couple | Visitors | Weight Gain 4000 ad actor

See Also: List of minor characters from Season One | Season One