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Mickey Mouse

Michael Theodore "Mickey" Mouse is the icon, mascot, and CEO of The Walt Disney Company, and one of the most recognized animated characters in the world. He played his first major role in the Season Thirteen episode, "The Ring".


He made his first cameo in a sketch with him having a large erection from Mitch Murphy in "Eek, A Penis!". He later physically appeared in the uncut DVD movie version of "Imaginationland, Episode II", being attacked and killed by the evil imaginary characters. During "The Ring", his main motive with the Jonas Brothers was to "sell sex" to young, innocent girls with sex euphemisms to "stupid" Christian families.

At the end of the episode, Mickey is shown giving himself magically to have the ability to grow in size, breathe fire, and fly. He is seen hovering over the city in anger while he mimics the Mickey Mouse balloon seen in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It is implied that Mickey might be of some sort of divine origin. A news reporter on the scene, commenting on Mickey's onslaught mentions that Mickey would afterward return to Valhalla, of Norse mythology, where he would then slumber and feed.

Mickey has once seen again in the "200" and "201" duologue series with the celebrities who were suing South Park; he had a speaking part in "201" where he is one of the many celebrities and gingers arguing who gets to go into the goo machine and later on fights against the Super Best Friends.

Mickey reappears in "Obama Wins!" and is still in control of the Disney Corporation. Thrilled at the redemption of the Star Wars franchise, he schemes with Eric Cartman to get Mitt Romney elected President of the United States by making him have a cameo in future Star Wars movies.

Mickey reappears in "Band in China" where he scolds major Marvel, Star Wars, and other Disney characters he owns for pissing off the Chinese government as it's their biggest market for income, he even disowns Winnie the Pooh because the Chinese consider him offensive. He later teams up with Randy Marsh and fails to convince the Chinese to allow Randy to sell Tegridy Farms weed in China, even developing a liking towards it. He then states that they need to show the Chinese that they should understand what it means to be made fun of and, presumably, orders Randy to kill Winnie the Pooh, causing the Chinese to allow Randy to sell his weed in China.

Mickey appears in "The Pandemic Special" where there were more revealed details of what happened with him and Randy in China back in "Band in China" (which includes having sex with a bat and a pangolin). During the COVID-19 pandemic, Mickey has become infected with said virus and even has problems with stabilizing Disney without failing and getting bankrupt while getting angry at Randy for doing the sexual activity. He sends a live human heart to Randy as a deadly threat after Randy admits that he may have caused the COVID-19 crisis. He plans to have him killed and take his DNA to the vaccines while calling him in a deserted Disneyland about the threat.


Mickey's first appearance is more accurate compared to his Disney version, with him being a black mouse with a tan area near his eyes as well as his snout area, purple gold buttoned shorts, white gloves, and floppy yellow shoes. His design is revised in "The Ring", as he is given a white "dress" shirt, red tie, and large brown shoes that replace his yellow shoes worn before, he is also given the regular eyes that South Park characters have as opposed to his former oval eyes.


Although he is portrayed as a good character in "Imaginationland, Episode II", he is depicted as cruel and cold-hearted starting in "The Ring". In this episode, Mickey is given a more prominent role, where he is seen as the owner of the Disney Company and boss to the Jonas Brothers. Mickey is portrayed as an evil money-hungry, a foul-mouthed corporate mogul who is both verbally and physically abusive to his employees; even other Disney characters (including those from Marvel Studios and Star Wars) all fear him in general. For example, when Joe Jonas states that he would quit doing his work about the purity rings, Mickey punches Joe in the balls and begins kicking his face as he fell, then forcing him to get up and agree to his statement. In the same episode, Mickey appears to be insanely threatening with wanting to kill Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Jonas Brothers with a chainsaw to prevent them from ruining his concert. Another example is when Thor states that the Chinese government is exploiting their people through labor, Mickey angrily orders Thor to shut up. It should be noted that Mickey says his trademark "Ha-ha!" chuckle at the end of most of his sentences, which in context, it comes off like a nervous tic since he does this even when he is enraged.


  • Mickey: "Vengeance is mine! You are all ants, and I am your destroyer!! Haha." from "The Ring".
  • Mickey: "You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls. Haha. You see, if we make the posters of little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear the purity rings, or else the Disney company looks bad. Haha." from "The Ring".
  • Mickey: "Alright now, get out there and make me some Goddamned money! Haha."
  • Mickey: "Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Ha-ha. Your music sucks and you know it! Ha-ha! It's because you make little girls' ginies tickle...and when little girls' ginies tickle, I make money. Ha-ha. And that's because little girls are fucking stupid! Haha." from "The Ring".
  • Mickey (kicking one of the Jonas Brothers): "You don't. Fucking. Talk to me. Like that! Haha. You little. Piece of. Shit! Haha." from "The Ring".
  • Mickey: "You think God is in control here? Ha-ha. I'm in control! I've been in control since the '50s, in case you haven't noticed! Ha-ha." from "The Ring".
  • Mickey: "Who the hell are these guys? Are they from DreamWorks? Goddamn Eisner trying to hurt this company again, haha?" from "The Ring".
  • Mickey: "You aren't ruining my plans this time, DreamWorks, haha!" from "The Ring".
  • Mickey: "I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now! Ha-ha! And do you know why? Because the Christians are retarded! Ha-ha. They believe in a talking dead guy! Ha-ha." from "The Ring".
  • Mickey: "Gingers can suck it! I'm next, ha!" from "201"
  • Mickey: "What's this about a deal with the Chinese?! I own all this shit now! I own the Death Star! I own Tatooine! It's all MINE, haha! All right fuckers, where are the missing ballots? Haha." from "Obama Wins!"
  • Mickey: "Why don't you just tell me where the missing ballots are?! It will make your death a lot less painful! Haha." from "Obama Wins!"
  • Mickey: "Well then, why didn't you just come to me in the first place? If you wanna be in the next Star Wars, I'm your guy! Haha." from "Obama Wins!"
  • Mickey: "You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son, I don't give two shits and a popsicle." from "Obama Wins!"
  • Mickey: "Sure thing. I've got Tauntauns comin' out my asshole, haha." from "Obama Wins!"
  • Mickey: "Alright, who's the asshole?!" from "Band in China"
  • Mickey: "Which one of you decided to go and start bad-mouthing, the Chinese Government?! Haha! Who here, thought they had PERMISSION, to say anything critical of Chinese politics?!" from "Band in China"
  • Mickey: "Shut the fuck up, Thor! You're here to flex and not think, you fucking bitch!" from "Band in China"
  • Mickey: "You are a fat, diabetic bear, and if the Chinese don't want you, then I don't, either! Now who the fuck is Mr. Marsh?!" from "Band in China"
  • Mickey: "What's South Park? Do I own that?"
    Assistant (off-screen): "No, not yet, sir."
    from "Band in China"
  • Mickey: "Yeah! It's a bat! It's a mouse, with wings!" from "The Pandemic Special"
  • Mickey (fielding calls): "Then sell fucking Epcot Center! If we can't get people on the rides, then sell the fuckin' thing! [hangs up that phone and switches to another] Nonono! I said MORE Mandalorian! [hangs up that phone] Jesus Christ! We're fucking dying here! [answers his cell phone] What?! Fucking what?! Haha." from "The Pandemic Special"
  • Mickey: "Haha. Because you're a dead man, Marsh. It's your DNA that they need for a vaccine! Haha!" from "The Pandemic Special"



  • Unlike other characters, Mickey Mouse actually moves his legs when he walks.
  • In the Hungarian dub of the show he is voiced by Zoltán Rajkai, who also voiced Mickey in the original Mickey Mouse cartoons.


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