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For other uses, see Michael (disambiguation).

Michael is an employee of Backcountry Adventures. He appears in the Season Sixteen episode "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining", where he was seen hosting the ziplining tour group that the boys participated in.

Background

Having done little during spring break, the boys decided to try ziplining in order to do something fun and adventurous before the break was over. Michael set the boys up with zip lining gear and hosted the tour, much to the dismay of the boys. During the tour, Michael was responsible for sending guests down the zipline to the other tour guide. He also provided the history and background of various objects, which were seemingly irrelevant, such as a tree and a creek.

Appearance

Michael wears black hiking shoes, white socks, dark gray cargo shorts, and a teal polo shirt. He also wears ziplining equipment, which consists of a black harness, orange gloves, and a yellow helmet with black padding.

Personality

Michael seems overly enthusiastic and very patient. He is easy to get along with but extremely annoying to Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.

Quotes

  • Michael: "Fresh narnar!"
  • Michael: "Shaka-Brah!"


Minor Characters from Season Sixteen
Alana Thompson | Ambassador of Humans | Belarusian farmers | Bigfoot Researchers | Boy with brown hair | Boy with green shirt | Brad Paisley | Bucky Bailey | Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers | Cash For Gold sign holders | Cee Lo Green | Cupid Cartman | Dean | Dr. Mehmet Oz | Elvis Presley | Gems Wholesale clerks | General Tso | Grandma Stotch | Hoffman and Turk attorney | India Manufacturing Inc. workers | James Cameron | Jim Rome | June Shannon | Lance Armstrong | Lorraine | Luke Covina | Maria Sanchez | Michael | Mike Thompson | Mitt Romney | Mr. Billings | Mr. Stevenson | Newt Gingrich | Nichole Daniels | Nick Jabs | Obese man ("Raising the Bar") | P.F. Pityef | Pharaoh of Egypt | Professor Lamont | Randy Newman | Rick Santorum | Roger Goodell | Ron Paul | Sir John Harington | Talking Cat | Thad ("Insecurity") | The Redbox Killers | Toilet Safety Administration

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Sixteen | Season Sixteen