Michael's parents are seen when he is entering his home. They thought their son was an emo instead of a gothic. After a brief discussion Michael's father immediately forcibly takes him to a camp for troubled children while his mother watches.
Michael's father has short curly dark gray hair, he has warts on his face and thick eyebrows, he has a slight double chin and has a similar nose to his son and wears a white shirt under a light blue coat with two side pockets, dark yellow pants and black shoes. Michael's mother has short black hair and some warts on her face, she wears a red lipstick and wears a pale green coat, gray pants and black shoes, she seems to be of Asian origin. Michael's parents likely seem to be in their 50s.
- Michael's mother is one of the few female characters to be voiced by Trey Parker.