Michael's parents are seen when he is entering his home. They thought their son was an emo instead of a gothic. After a brief discussion, Michael's father immediately forcibly takes him to a camp for troubled children while his mother watches.
Michael's father has short curly dark gray hair, he has crow's feet and thick eyebrows, he has a slight double chin and has a similar nose to his son and wears a white shirt under a light blue coat with two side pockets, dark yellow pants, and black shoes. Michael's mother has short black hair and crow's feet. She wears red lipstick and wears a pale green coat, gray pants, and high-heel black shoes, she seems to be of Asian origin.
- Michael's mother is one of the few female characters to be voiced by Trey Parker.