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Script[]
| Magical Songs | |
| The New Kid speaks to Jimmy in the Elven Kingdom | |
| You know what every good bard should have? A flute. If I had a flute, I could play f-f-fantastic melodies. If only I had a flute. My Facebook says the rancher might be selling one. You know where the ranch is? I'd love to see if I can buy that flute. | |
| The New Kid and Jimmy travels to the cow farm. They approach the entrance | |
| Oh boy, the cattle ranch! We're here! [calls the rancher] Excuse us? Hello?! | |
| Hey! Get off my ranch! | |
| Sorry to bother you, sir. We are elven warriors of the forest. I understand you might have a f-f-flute for sale? | |
| You want to buy the flute? | |
| It just so happens I'm a level ten bard, and a flute is just what I need to play magical songs of enchantme... of encha...cha... Magical songs of ench... of en... A flute is just what I need to play m... A flute is just what I need to play magical songs of encha... of enchantme... [The dialog goes on and on until Jimmy finally manages to complete the sentence] A flute is just what I need to play magical songs of encha... enchantment! | |
| Yeah, well, only problem is the flute's in the barn and there's where the crazy cattle are locked up! Damndest thing I ever saw! Some of the cattle started acting real funny. I tried to calm 'em down but they started shouted something in German and then tried to kill me! | |
| Well, don't worry sir. You just need help from a level ten bard and his warrior friend. Leave it to us! | |
| All right, if you say so. Here's the keys to the barn [hands over a bunch of keys] | |
| The New Kid and Jimmy make their way to the barn and open its doors | |
| All right, cows. It's time to stop misbehavin'. | |
| The cows turn to face them. Unfortunately, all the cows in the barn had turned into N*** zombie cows | |
| Looks like we got a fight on our hands. | |
| The New Kid and Jimmy battle against the cows and eventually defeat all of them. The New Kid then climbs up the ladder to retrieve the flute, before returning to the rancher | |
| Hey, you did it! You elves are pretty all right! Did you find the flute? | |
| I sure did, Rancher Bill. And now my bardic abilities will be greater than ever before. [starts playing a short tune on the flute] | |
| Well, you earned it. See ya' round. [takes his leave] | |
| Thanks, New Kid. I couldn't have done it without you. Where should we go next? | |
| End of Magical Songs | |