"Love Bug" is song by Chef with a line by Mr. Garrison in the Season Three episode, "The Succubus".
Background[]
After it was revealed that Veronica was a succubus from Hell, Chef gets his job back at the South Park Elementary Cafeteria.
Lyrics[]
Chef:
Sometimes you fall in love and you think it feels that way forever.
You change your life and didn't know your friends cause you think it can't get any better.
But then love goes away; no matter what, it doesn't stay as strong.
And then you're left with nothing, cause you're thinking with your dong.
So watch out for that love bug! It can destroy like a typhoon wind!
Just play it cool and don't be a fool...
Mr. Garrison:
And never let poontang come between you and your friends.
Chef:
Daaamn right, Garrison!