This list is for minor characters from the thirteenth season of South Park.
Baby-Fark McGeezax
Main article: Baby-Fark McGeezax
Baby-Fark McGeezak, real name Kevorn Zaxor, appeared in the episode "Pinewood Derby". He posed as a notorious gangster who was under pursuit by the Intergalatic Police for stealing "space cash." He held Planet Earth hostage while he forced Randy Marsh and Stan Marsh to build a warp drive.
Stan, after much persuading by Randy, then stabs Baby-Fark and he is presumed dead.
Later on, he is revealed to be an Ambassador to new world testing, and that the entire chain of events was a test to see if Earth was worthy of joining the intergalactic community, known as the Federation of Planets. He tested humanity by giving them space cash and seeing if they would return it to the aliens. They failed miserably and spent it all until Baby-Fark revealed that space cash is only worth what the humans decide it is worth. He berated the humans for their evident stupidity. As punishment for not returning the aforementioned space cash, the Earth is isolated from the rest of the Universe forever. Baby-Fark, or Kevorn, is never seen again and presumably returns to the Federation.
Billy Mays
Main article: Billy Mays
Billy Mays (1958-2009) was a salesman who advertised many products. He died in 2009 and his ghost (as well as the ghosts of many other recently deceased celebrities) haunted Ike. His ghost is constantly advertising different products, including Chipotlaway. He appeared in the episode "Dead Celebrities", where Cartman appeared to be very passionate about his commercials and products. The other dead celebrities on the purgatory plane were constantly annoyed by his passionate selling of his products, even though he is dead. After Michael Jackson accepted his death, he and the other passengers expressed their dismay as the purgatory plane went to its designated location: Hell. Billy now resides in Hell.
Carlos Mencia
Main article: Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia appeared in the episode "Fishsticks" where he claimed to be the originator of the Fishsticks joke. Later Kanye West and his posse beat him up before Kanye killed him. He claimed to have had no penis. He admits to stealing jokes, because he is Mexican and not funny.
Ellen DeGeneres
Main article: Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres is an American actress, comedian and TV talk show host.
She appeared in the episode "Fishsticks" where she had Eric Cartman on her talk show.
Intergalactic Police
Main article: Intergalactic Police
The Intergalactic Police appeared in the episode "Pinewood Derby" along with Baby-Fark McGeezax to test Planet Earths' integrity to see if they were of suitable material to join the Federation of Planets.
Jonas Brothers
Main article: Jonas Brothers
The Jonas Brothers are a pop-rock boy band, famous for their appeal to "tweens". They appeared in the South Park episode, "The Ring".
Kanye West
Main article: Kanye West
Kanye West is an American born rapper and and musician who appears in the episode "Fishsticks" as an egotistical self referenced genius who doesn't understand the Fishsticks joke and thinks that people actual mean to call him a gay fish. After punching out a TV presenter, storming off the stage during a performance, killing Carlos Mencia when he doesn't explain the joke to him and holding Eric Cartman and Jimmy Vulmer hostage he thinks he realizes that people have been trying to tell him who he really is and dives into the sea where he begins humping and french kissing other fish and sea animals.
Mickey Mouse
Main article: Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse is the icon of the Walt Disney Company and one of the most recognized animated characters in the world.
He appeared in the episode "The Ring", in which he is seen as the owner of the Disney Company and boss to the Jonas Brothers. Mickey is portrayed as an evil money-hungry corporate mogul who is both verbally and physically abusive to his employees. His main motive with the Jonas Brothers is to sell sex to little girls with sex euphemisms to stupid Christian families.
At the end of the episode, Mickey is shown to have the ability to grow in size, breathe fire, and fly. His hovering over the city mimics the Mickey Mouse balloon seen in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
It is implied that Mickey might be of some sort of divine origin. A news reporter commenting on Mickey's onslaught mentions that Mickey would afterward return to Valhalla, of Norse mythology, where he would then slumber and feed.
Mysterion
Main article: Mysterion
Mysterion is a character in the animated TV show, South Park, and is featured in the episode, The Coon. S/he was voiced by Trey Parker.
S/he is a student at South Park Elementary in Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class who hides behind a pseudonym, 'Mysterion', and was the rival to The Coon. S/he unveiled himself after 'The Coon' persuaded him/her to for the good of the town.
Due to the way the characters' facial characteristics are—their eyes, lack of noses, and mouth—it is unclear who the unmasked Mysterion was. The only major clues are Cartman's line of, "I knew it! I even said it was you before!" and to a lesser extent, Mr. Garrison's, "Wow, one of the kids in my class was Mysterion!"
Mysterion looks very much like a child superhero, as s/he wears a pair of white underwear briefs over his/her base suit, which is an off-lavender and has a bright green 'M' on the front of it. Around his/her waist, there is a plain, thin black belt with a dark gray, standard buckle. Brown boats adorn his/her feet. There is a dark blue cloak that drags on the ground wrapped around his/her neck and provides a shield for his/her hair or any defining features. This cloak has a bright green question mark made of some type of sturdy material attached to a spring that juts out from the top of Mysterion's head. Finally, a black half-mask that covers his/her face from the bridge of the nose up.
Paul Watson
Main article: Paul Watson
Paul Watson is a Canadian fighter for animal rights. He is shown in the episode "Whale Whores" as a captain of the ship "Sea Shepherd" fighting against Japanese killing dolphins and whales in his TV show "Whale Wars" (real world TV show).
Mocking his controversial methods of lying to his audience, Watson is depicted as an idiotic glory-hound in search of getting attention for his shown in the most pathetic means possible. When faced with an Japanese Whaling ship, he suggests that they beat themselves up and lying about being attacked, or throw stink cheese that the Japanese ship. He is then killed when a harpoon goes through his head, causing Stan to step up and take over the ship. Stan's more proactive approach make him more popular and competent that Watson.
Queef Sisters
Main article: Queef Sisters
Katherine and Katie Queef are two Canadian comedy Actresses.
Their show, "The Queef Sisters" is broadcast on the Canada Channel. Similar to Terrance and Phillip's farting, much of their humour revolves around queefing.
They grew up watching the Terrance and Phillip show, considering them to be their "idols". Despite initially not being able to tell them apart, they soon marry them.
The Queef Sisters are also considered to be feminist icons due to their female humor as well as their book, "Eat, Pray, Queef" which the episode was named after.
Sally Darson
Main article: Sally Darson
Sally Darson is a South Park Elementary student who appeared in the episode, "Butters' Bottom Bitch". She is a schoolyards version of a prostitute, as she exchanges kisses for money.
Samantha Dunskin
Main article: Samantha Dunskin
Samantha Dunskin is a minor character in South Park who appeared in the episode, Eat, Pray, Queef.
She can "queef" whenever she wants---at least according to Rebecca. She queefs in Butters Stotch's face which cause the male parents to want to expel her for this. It is assumed she isn't expelled from South Park Elementary.
She wears a purple jacket with pink furlined cuffs and collars and she wears light blue trousers. She has freckles and greyish colored hair in pigtails. She also has a double chin and is slightly chubby, being a stereotype of an unpopular girl, being fat and having a really disgusting habit like queefing on command.
Tammy Warner
Main Article: Tammy Warner
Tammy Warner was Kenny's girlfriend in the episode, "The Ring". She is in the fifth grade, loves the Jonas Brothers, and reportedly gave a boy a Blow Job (oral sex) in the parking lot of T.G.I. Friday's. She's apparently the poorest person in school, followed by Kenny.
Tammy also gave Kenny syphilis by performing oral sex, causing his death. It is unknown what happened to Tammy, since she was not seen at Kenny's Funeral.
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