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Spoiler warning! Plot details follow. |
This is a complete list of weapons available in South Park: The Stick of Truth, and how to obtain them. All weapons, with the exception of the Class Specific Weapons are listed as Collectibles and are part of the "Full Arsenal" achievement.
Note: Missable weapons are highlighted in bold.
Melee Weapons
| Image | Name | Lvl | Slots | Attributes | Location/Quest |
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Mace of Restoration | 4 | 1 | 23-32 (x3) Healing Strike: On Perfect Attack, heal 5% of HP. |
School: After defeating the Hallway Monitor Boss in "Detention Sentence", loot his body for his locker key and collect it from his locker. |
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Crutch of Weakness | 4 | 1 | 30-42 (x3) Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. |
Giggling Donkey: During "The Bard", loot from Jimmy after defeating him. |
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Alien Probe | 5 | 1 | 48-67 (x3) Piercing: Penetrates 20 enemy armor. |
UFO: During "Alien Abduction", loot the purple chest to the left of the room you were probed in. |
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Stone Hammer | 7 | 1 | 134-187 (x2) Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3. |
Taco Bell: During the "PTA Problems" quest, loot off a chest on top of the C.I.A. building. |
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Butters' Hammer of Storms | 8 | 2 | 122-170 (x3) +50 Shock |
School: Side with the Elves, and loot off Butters' body after defeating him in the "Attack the School" |
| Slashing Blade of the Ranger | 8 | 2 | 180-250 (x2) Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Wide Hit: A Perfect Attack targets everyone in a column. |
School: Side with the Humans, and loot off Stan's body after defeating him in "Attack the School" | |
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Gnome Pickaxe | 9 | 2 | 242-337 (x2) Piercing: Penetrates 20 enemy armor. Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3. |
Home: During "Defeat the Underpants Gnomes", in a yellow pouch just before you climb out the outlet into your parents' room. |
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Master Razor | 10 | 2 | 269-375 (x4) Piercing: Penetrates 50 enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
Unplanned Parenthood: During the "Unplanned Parenthood" quest, in a yellow pouch under the floor by the Nazi Zombie Gnomes. |
| Vibroblade | 14 | 1 | 809-1125 (x4) +500 Gross |
Mr. Slave's Ass: During "Beat Up Clyde", looted from a Nazi Zombie Bacteria next to the iPhone Big Gay Al calls on. | |
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Billy Club of Smiting | 2 | 1 | 18-26 (x2) Weaken: On Perfect Attack, lowers target's defenses. |
Tolkien's House: Automatically obtained after defeating Tolkien's security guard in the "Gate Crasher" quest. |
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Holy Hammer of Smiting | 7 | 2 | 104-426 (x3) +100 Holy Weaken: On Perfect Attack, lowers target's defenses. |
School: Automatically obtained after defeating the Nazi Zombie Ginger Kommandant in the basement during the "Attack the School" quest. |
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ManBearPig Claw | 11 | 1 | 179-250 (x3) Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind. Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. |
Church: Loot off ManBearPig's (Al Gore's) body after defeating him in the "Defeat ManBearPig" quest. |
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Magic Wand | 1 | 1 | 15-21 (x2) Burning Surge: Gain 1 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Rogue's Dagger | 1 | 2 | 10-15 (x3) Bloody Surge: 1 PP on Perfect Attack on bleeding targets. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Jewish Staff | 1 | 2 | 16-22 (x2) Strength of Torment: +5% damage per debuff on you. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Warrior's Blade | 1 | 2 | 17-23 (x2) Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 2x your armor value. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Kris Dagger | 2 | 1 | 11-16 (x4) Piercing: Penetrates 5 enemy armor. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Fatbeard's Blade | 6 | 1 | 85-118 (x2) Magnets: Gain 20% additional money. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Fire Sword | 10 | 1 | 165-230 (x3) +400 Fire |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Staff of Winter | 8 | 1 | 99-138 (x3) +50 Frost Frozen Surge: Gain 10 PP vs a slowed target. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Lightning Wand | 2 | 1 | 13-18 (x3) +10 Shock Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weaken target's attack. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Noob Hammer | 3 | 1 | 37-52 (x2) | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Warrior's Scimitar | 2 | 2 | 15-21 (x3) Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 3x you armor value. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Sickle Sword of the Faithful | 2 | 1 | 13-18 (x3) +7 Holy Strength of Torment: +5% damage per debuff on you. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Club of Smiting | 4 | 1 | 53-75 (x2) Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 1. Weaken: On Perfect Attack, lowers target's defenses. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Axe of Stopping | 8 | 1 | 133-185 (X3) Daze: On Perfect Attack, slows your target. |
Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. |
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Sword of Endings | 12 | 1 | 494-687 (x3) Called Shot: Gain Attack Up when you kill an enemy. Lucky Break: Gain 100 HP when you kill an enemy. |
Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. |
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Elf Blade | 6 | 1 | 67-93 (x3) | Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. |
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Raider's Blade | 8 | 1 | 101-141 (x3) Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. |
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Fairy Princess Blade | 13 | 2 | 584-812 (x3) Enchanted: Attacks from this weapon bypass enemy defense. |
Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. |
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Knead-ring, the Dough Hammer | 12 | 1 | 341-475 (x4) Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 5. |
Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. |
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Sweet Katana | 14 | 1 | 1350-1875 (x3) Rend: Destroys 200 armor on Perfect Attack. |
Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. |
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Warrior's Longsword | 8 | 2 | 106-147 (x3) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 3x your armor value. |
Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. |
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Rod of Major Boobage | 9 | 1 | 270-375 (x2) Daze: On Perfect Attack, slows your target. Weakens: On Perfect Attack, lowers target's defenses. |
Purchase from Mr. Mackey. |
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Holy Mossad Knife | 11 | 1 | 150-208 (x5) +100 Holy Nazi Slayer: +20% damage against Nazis. Vengeance: Deal 15% more damage when below 25% health. |
Purchase from the shop in Banff, Canada. |
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Canadian Halberd | 12 | 2 | 720-1000 (x2) Wide Hit: A Perfect Attack targets everyone in a column. |
Purchase from the shop in Ottawa, Canada. |
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Claymore of the Warrior | 11 | 1 | 434-603 (x2) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value. Rend: Destroys 50 armor on Perfect Attack. |
Purchase from the shop in Ottawa, Canada. |
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Flamberge Rapier | 11 | 1 | 262-365 (x3) Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. |
Purchase from the shop in Winnipeg, Canada. |
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Archmage's Wand | 11 | 2 | 169-235 (x3) +500 Fire Burning Surge: Gain 5 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning Target. |
Purchase from the shop in Vancouver, Canada. |
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Axe of the Underworld | 13 | 1 | 630-875 (x3) Vampirism: Perfect Attack drains 300 HP from bleeding target. |
Jimbo's Guns: After completing the "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo" quest, use the Alien Probe power to teleport up to the yellow chest above Jimbo and Ned and loot it. |
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Super Cereal ManBearPig Club | 8 | 1 | 144-200 (x3) Super Cereal: This item is super cereal. Green: This weapon helps prevent global warming. |
Al Gore's Storage Unit: After completing the "Unfriend Al Gore" quest, go into the room marked "Super Secret KEEP OUT!" and loot the yellow chest on the left side. |
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Kenny's Bloody Club | 2 | 1 | 13-18 (x3) Sharp: Adds 10% damage on Perfect Attack. |
Kenny's Garage: After defeating the Meth Tweakers, shoot the rubble in the roof and climb up onto the roof. It's inside a yellow chest. |
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Rod of Waste | 7 | 1 | 72-100 (x2) +50 Gross Gross Out: Target starts puking and can't be healed. |
Sewers: In the main area to the right of Mr. Hankey's house set back is a yellow chest which contains it. If you haven't lowered the water, you'll have to go left of Mr. Hankey's house and make your way there. |
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Serrated Axe of Rending | 11 | 1 | 350-487 (x3) Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. Rend: Destroys 30 armor on Perfect Attack. |
Vancouver, Canada: To the left of the Duke is a breakable wall with a chest, which contains the helmet. |
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Dire Scepter | 11 | 1 | 224-312 (x3) Dire slayer: +20% vs. Dire monsters. |
Banff, Canada: There are two ways to get it:
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Ranged Weapons
| Image | Name | Lvl | Slots | Attributes | Location/Quest | |
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Dodgeball | 3 | 1 | 25-52 Bounce: Bounces to hit a random target. Double-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
School: During "Detention Sentence", can be looted from one of the hall monitors in the group that has the brass key. | |
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Super Bouncy Ball! | 10 | 1 | 100 (x9) Chain: Bounces on 9 targets, as long as 3 remain. |
Home: During "Defeat the Underpants Gnomes", in the same pouch as the Gnome Helmet. | |
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Poison Grenades | 11 | 1 | 50 (x6) +250 Gross Out Scatter: Hits up to 6 random targets. |
Unplanned Parenthood: During "Unplanned Parenthood", found in the drawer between the records room and the operating room (Must be collected before going into the records room). | |
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Lawn Dart | 13 | 1 | 810 (x3) Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 3 random targets. |
Clyde's Fortress: During "Beat Up Clyde", in a yellow chest under the balcony in the first room of the fortress. | |
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Bow of Sucking | 1 | 1 | 9 (x3) Triple-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Volley: Fires 3 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. |
Kupa Keep: Automatically obtained during the tutorial in "The New Kid in Town". | |
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Elvish Shortbow | 3 | 1 | 20 (x3) Triple-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Volley: Fires 3 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. |
Giggling Donkey: Automatically obtained after defeating the elves that the bard summons in the basement during "The Bard". | |
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Alien Ray Gun | 4 | 1 | 75 +30 Shock Strafe Hit: Hits a complete row of enemies. Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 5. |
UFO: Automatically obtained after defeating the aliens outside the probing room in "Alien Abduction". | |
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Bar Darts | 3 | 1 | 35 (x3) Sharp: Adds 10% damage on Perfect Attack. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 3 random targets. |
Skeeter's Bar: Reward for completing the side quest "Rats in the Cellar". | |
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Mongorian Bow | 3 | 1 | 35 (x3) +10 Fire Triple-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Triple-Hit: Weapon hits 3 times. Strong against shields. |
Tower of Peace: Automatically obtained after defeating the Mongolian children on the second floor. | |
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Missile of Slowing | 4 | 1 | 75-93 Freezing: On Perfect Hit, Slows your target. Extra-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
Kevin Stoley's House: Reward for completing the side quest Vulcan Around. | |
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Battle Bow | 11 | 1 | 240 (x3) +100 Fire Thorns: Melee-attacking enemies take up to 50 damage. Triple-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.
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Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. | |
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Elvish Longbow | 10 | 1 | 160 (x4) Quad-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Volley: Fires 4 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. |
Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. | |
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Longbow | 6 | 2 | 90-188 Volley: Fires 2 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. Double-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. (x2) | |
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Recurve Bow | 9 | 2 | 120-552 Volley: Fires 4 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. Quad-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. (x2) | |
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Chakram | 14 | 1 | 500 (x6) Chain: Bounces on 6 targets, as long as 3 remain. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. | |
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Fairy Princess Bow | 12 | 1 | 250 (x5) Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. Penta-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Volley: Fires 5 projectiles that crit is you Perfect Hit. |
Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. | |
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Crossbow of Impalement | 14 | 1 | 1000-2100 Strafe Hit: Hits a complete row of enemies. Double-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. | |
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Wooden Crossbow | 6 | 1 | 80-100 Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3. Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind. Extra-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. | |
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Batdadarang | 7 | 1 | 140 (x5) Chain: Bounces on 5 targets, as long as 3 remain. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
Purchase from Mr. Mackey. | |
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Basketball | 8 | 1 | 150-315 Bounce: Bounces to hit a random target. Double-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
School: During "Attack the School", looted from one of the already defeated kids in the cafeteria by the "IN" door. | |
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Broken Bottle | 6 | 1 | 50 (x4) +10 Gross Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 4 random targets. |
Sewers: Loot from the hobo that is listening to Cornwallis Hankey singing (start quest "Dropping the Kids Off") | |
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Grenade of Slowing | 14 | 1 | 800 Freezing: On Perfect Hit, Slows your target. Splash: Up to 4 adjacent targets are hit for half damage. |
Jimbo's Guns: After completing "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo", use the alien probe to teleport up to the yellow chest above Jimbo and Ned and loot it. | |
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Discus of Bleeding | 12 | 1 | 1250 (x2) Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 2 random targets. |
Banff, Canada: Break the pot on the right of the room to the left and step on the plate it was on. A door on the right side will open with a chest that contains it. |
Class Specific Weapons
These weapons can only be obtained when playing a specific Class (Fighter, Mage, Thief or Jew) in the game and are NOT part of the Collectibles and the "Full Arsenal" achievement.
Fighter Class
| Image | Name | Lvl | Slots | Attributes | Location/Quest |
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Halberd of the Warrior | 3 | 2 | 34-47 (x2) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 2x your armor value. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. |
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Warrior's Axe | 5 | 2 | 32-45 (x4) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value. Numbing Strike: On Magic Attack, weakens target's attack. |
Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the purple tent. |
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Greatsword of the Warrior | 7 | 2 | 76-106 (x3) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value. Rend: Destroys 50 armor on Perfect Attack. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. |
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Laser Sword | 9 | 1 | 130-181 (x3) +100 Shock Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value. |
Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. |
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Warhammer | 10 | 1 | 292-406 (x2) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value. Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 2. |
Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the "King's Forest" (Gnome dust required). |
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Greataxe of the Warrior | 12 | 1 | 825-1146 (x2) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value. Rend: Destroys 100 armor on Perfect Attack. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. |
Mage Class
| Image | Name | Lvl | Slots | Attributes | Location/Quest |
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Wand of Wizarding | 3 | 2 | 16-22 (x3) +20 Fire Burning Surge: Gain 2 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. |
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Ice Wand | 5 | 1 | 36-51 (x3) +30 Frost Frozen Surge: Gain 5 PP vs a Slowed target. |
Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the purple tent. |
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Fire Wand | 7 | 1 | 47-66 (x4) +50 Fire Burning Surge: Gain 3 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. |
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Star Wand | 9 | 2 | 139-193 (x3) Surprise Hit: +1% damage against a Sleeping target. Burning Surge: Gain 4 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. Slow Surge: Gain 3 PP on Perfect Attack on a Slow target. |
Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. |
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Shocking Staff | 10 | 1 | 221-307 (x2) +150 Shock Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. |
Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the "King's Forest" (Gnome dust required). |
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Wizard's Staff | 12 | 1 | 431-598 (x3) +400 Fire Combustion: On a magic attack, burning damage applies instantly. Burning Surge: Gain 4 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. |
Thief Class
| Image | Name | Lvl | Slots | Attributes | Location/Quest |
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Push Dagger | 3 | 1 | 19-27 (x3) Piercing: Penetrates 5 enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. |
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Poignard | 5 | 2 | 31-43 (x4) Piercing: Penetrates 25% of enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the purple tent. |
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Throwing Knife | 7 | 1 | 55 (x4) Piercing: Penetrates 50 enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Sharp: Adds 25% damage on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 4 random targets. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. |
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Sword Breaker | 9 | 1 | 106-147 (x4) Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Block: -10% damage when blocking. |
Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. |
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Assassin's Dagger | 10 | 2 | 110-153 (x5) Piercing: Penetrates 25% of enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Executioner's Joy: Gain 100 HP when you kill an enemy. |
Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the "King's Forest" (Gnome dust required). |
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Fucking Ninja Stars | 12 | 1 | 333 (x6) Piercing: Penetrates 25% of enemy armor. Sharp: Adds 25% damage on Perfect Attack. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 6 random targets. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. |
Jew Class
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Holy Staff | 3 | 2 | 28-40 (x2) +10 Holy Vengeance: Deal 5% more damage when below 25% health. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. |
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Izmel of the Faithful | 5 | 2 | 37-52 (x3) Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. |
Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the purple tent. |
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Holy Lance | 7 | 1 | 110-153 (x2) Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind. Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. Strength of Torment: +10% damage per debuff on you. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. |
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Sica Dagger of the Faithful | 9 | 1 | 84-117 (x5) +20 Holy Vengeance: Deal 10% more damage when below 25% health. |
Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. |
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Holy Poker of the Faithful | 10 | 2 | 281-391 (x2) +50 Holy Strength of Torment: +10% damage per debuff on you. Vengeance: Deal 10% more damage when below 25% health. |
Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the "King's Forest" (Gnome dust required). |
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Morningstar of David | 12 | 2 | 656-911 (x2) +500 Holy Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind. Vengeance: Deal 10% more damage when below 25% health. Strength of Torment: +10% damage per debuff on you. |
Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. |
