List of South Park Cows Sports Teams

The South Park Cows' Logo.

There are several sports teams in South Park Elementary. It is assumed that they all fall under the "South Park Cows" moniker.

Basketball Team

South Park Elementary's basketball team was first seen in "Elementary School Musical". They wear jerseys that have "COWS" printed in gray near the neck, as well as a pattern resembling a white, black-patched, cow's fur. The team consists of Bridon, Kevin, Clyde, Terrance, Token, Bradley, Jason, and Francis. They made their latest appearance in "Butterballs", taking part in Stan's anti-bullying video.

Images of the Basketball Team

Bridon Gueermo meeting the basketball coach, Mr. Garrett, for the first time.

Bridon shooting free throw shots during recess.

Mr. Garrett putting Bridon in during a game with Terrance and Kevin on the bench.

Bridon playing during the game with his teammates Clyde, Token, and Bradley.

Cheerleading Squad

South Park Elementary's cheerleading squad was first seen in "Douche and Turd". They wear white and green cheerleading uniforms with the South Park Cows logo near the uniform's center. They appeared in "Butterballs" with updated uniforms. In "Butterballs", they wear green-trimmed, black and white uniforms. The team consists of Wendy Testaburger, Red, Bebe Stevens, Mandy, Heidi Turner, Esther, Lola, Annie Faulk, Milly, Jenny Simon, Nichole, Lisa Berger and several unnamed background characters.

Images of the Cheerleading Team

The Cheerleading team performing at a pep rally.

The Cheerleaders dancing with "Mooy", the South Park Cows mascot.

The PETA members throwing red liquid on two members of the Cheerleading squad, Red and Annie.

The Cheerleading team's updated appearance in "Butterballs".

The Cheerleaders in "Cartman Finds Love".

Football Team

South Park Elementary's football team was first seen in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride". They wear a green jersey, red sleeves, and gray, green-striped helmets with the South Park Cows logo on the sides. The known members were the boys, Pip Pirrup, Clyde, Kevin Stoley, Bill, and Fosse.

Images of the Football Team

The football team meeting with their coach, Chef.

The team dividing and practicing a mock game on the field.

Three members of the football team, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Kevin on the sideline during practice.

Playing a game against Middle Park Elementary's team.

Sarcastaball Team

South Park Elementary's Sarcastaball team was first seen in "Sarcastaball". The team wears traditional football uniforms, but wear bras and wear tin-foil hats instead of helmets. The team consists of Randy Marsh as the coach with Kenny McCormick, Jason, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Butters Stotch, Craig Tucker, Token Black, Clyde Donovan, DogPoo Petuski and Kevin Stoley playing.

Images of the Sarcastaball Team

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The team shown practicing and learning the game for the first time.

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Randy Marsh shown sarcastically coaching the team.

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Butters gives a 'pep talk' to the team.

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The team playing against another school.

Swim Team

A swim team was mentioned in "Butters' Bottom Bitch". Sally Darson is the only student confirmed to be on the team. In the episode Broadway Bro Down, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Kenny, Shelly Marsh, and Clyde Donovan are waiting for Larry Feegan to jump off the diving board into the pool. Randy Marsh is known to be the coach because thats what Cartman calls him. It is unknown if this is the swimming team because it is never confirmed.

Wrestling Team

The wrestling team was first seen in "W.T.F.". They wore a gray wrestling uniform, which resembled long underwear and protective headgear. It was presumably disbanded because of the loss of interest it suffered. The former team consisted of Jimmy, the boys, Butters, and Token.

Little League Baseball Team

Main article: South Park Little League Baseball Team

• The South Park Little League Baseball Team appeared in "The Losing Edge". The boys didn't want to spend their whole summer playing such baseball, so they attempted to lose all their games; a feat that was much harder than initially anticipated.

Uniform

The South Park Cows uniform consisted of a white and red top emblazoned with the words South Park, white and red shorts and a red cap. Their cap insignia is based on the letters "SP". Cartman, the catcher, is also seen with body protection and catcher's helmet. Their home uniform, seen earlier in the episode, appeared to be very similar, but featuring a green color scheme.

Images of Uniforms

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Stan in the uniform.

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Stan as the team's pitcher.

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Stan's resolve to lose is reignited.

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Eric as the team's catcher.

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Kyle on the field.

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Token during a game.

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Butters fielding.

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Kyle's cousin Kyle batting.

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The home uniform (Kenny McCormick on the right).

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The team playing a match.

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The team meets their next match.

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The team finally loses the big game!

Matches

In "The Losing Edge", the team won the last match of a long and boring season against the visiting team from Conifer, Colorado. However, they are dismayed to find out that due to their win, they qualified for the finals, and would be going into post-season. The team then resolves to lose their next match so that they won't have to waste any more of their summer playing baseball. They intend to throw their next match against Fort Collins, but find out that the other team has the same idea, and ultimately win the match as well.

To their frustration, they also win their matches against the Greeley and Pueblo teams. However, upping the stakes, they learn that if they win their match against Denver, they'll start their season over on the national circuit, and spend their whole summer traveling around the country playing baseball. In a last-ditch attempt to lose the next game, they get Kyle Schwartz, Kyle Broflovski's asthmatic, visually impaired cousin, to join the team.

However, they still outclass the Denver team, who spent their time learning how to get really good at sucking. Fortunately, after Randy gets into a fight with a Denver father, the South Park team is disqualified, and the boys are finally able to spend their summer holidays playing video games.

Gallery

For images, see The Losing Edge/Images.

Team Members

• P Stan Marsh
• C Eric Cartman
• 1B Token Black
• 2B Kyle Broflovski
• 3B Craig Tucker
• SS Clyde Donovan
• RF Tweek Tweak
• CF Kenny McCormick
• LF Butters Stotch
• OF Jimmy Valmer
• IF Kyle Schwartz
• Coach Stephen Stotch