List of News Channels

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CNN[]

CNN is based on the real CNN television network.

Image	Episode	Description
	"Goobacks"	Reports on the immigrants from the future looking for jobs.
	"Pandemic"	Reports on the arrest of Peruvian Pan Flute bands by Homeland Security.
	"Where My Country Gone?"	Reports on Canada built a wall at the border to keep the Americans away.

Main article: Channel 4 News

Fox news is based on the real Fox News, and has been seen in some episodes.

Image	Episode	Description
	"Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"	The Channel reports on the state of the world during the global warming disaster.
	"Britney's New Look"	The Channel was reporting on the huge mistake of Britney Spears with Britney Watch!
	"Major Boobage"	The Channel reported on the dangers of "Cheesing" cat urine among the youth.

Image	Episode	Description
	"1%"	This Channel reported on the 99% movement which they called "Occupy Red Robin."
	"Reverse Cowgirl"	This Channel was reporting on the trial against toilet creator Sir John Harington.
	"Faith Hilling"	This Channel reported on the Colorado Republican Debate (2012) featuring the "Oh, long Johnson" Cat.
	"Pajama Day"	This Channel reported on how the 4th grade class was not allowed to wear pajamas on Pajama Day. The reporter is seen comparing the school to Nazi Germany and near the end of the episode, holding a Luger pistol and dressed up to resemble the Nazi's.

Little is known about Nebraska News as it was only seen once.

Image	Episode	Description
	"Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"	The Channel reported on the heated car chase with Charlie Manson and the Police.

News was only seen once and early in the South Park series.

Image	Episode	Description
	"Weight Gain 4000"	The Channel recorded Kathie Lee Gifford's appearance.

Image	Episode	Description
	"Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"	The Channel reported on weird things that are happening in South Park.

Image	Episode	Description
	"Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"	Sharon watches the SNN anchor and sees the boys in Afghanistan.
	"A Ladder to Heaven"	The SNN anchor reports on a ladder to "Heaven" built by the boys. Later, a Japanese correspondent reports that Japan is building their own.
	"Cartoon Wars Part I"	The SNN anchor reports that FOX will air Muhammad, uncensored, on their TV show "Family Guy".
	"A Million Little Fibers"	Geraldo Rivera outs Towelie as a real towel on Larry King.