List of Minor Characters from Season Twelve

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This list is for minor characters from the twelfth season of South Park.

Afro Ninja

Main article: Afro Ninja

Afro Ninja appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their payments.

Amir

Main article: Amir

Amir is Shelly's internet boyfriend in "Over Logging".

Britney Spears

Main article: Britney Spears

Britney Spears was in "Britney's New Look", in which the boys try and take paparazzi photos of her, causing her to breakdown and attempt suicide.

Bridon Gueermo

Main article: Bridon Gueermo

Bridon Gueermo appears in "Elementary School Musical", where he gains popularity by singing and dancing.

The Burger King Bandits

Main article: The Burger King Bandits

The Burger King Bandits appear in "Super Fun Time". They escape to Pioneer Village after robbing a Burger King and take the fourth grade class and the employees hostage.

Chris Crocker

Main article: Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Domino

Main article: Domino

Domino was a member of the Burger King Bandits, who appeared in "Super Fun Time".

Dramatic Look Gopher

Main article: Dramatic Look Gopher

Dramatic Look Gopher appeared in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Franz

Main article: Franz

Franz is the leader of The Burger King Bandits in "Super Fun Time".

Gary Brolsma

Main article: Numa Numa Guy

The Numa Numa Guy appeared in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Guinea Creatures

Main article: Guinea Creatures

The guinea creatures are giant Guinea Pigs who appeared in "Pandemic", and "Pandemic 2: The Startling".

Indiana Jones

Main article: Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones appears in "The China Probrem", where he is shown being repeatedly raped by Lucas and Spielberg.

Jimmy Buffett

Main article: Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffet appears in "Tonsil Trouble", in which he performed at Cartman's AIDS benefit.

John McCain

Main article: John McCain

John McCain appears in "About Last Night...". He is a part of a thief organization and ran against Barack Obama (with whom he was secretly working) for the presidency in a plan to steal the valuable Hope Diamond.

Large-Breasted Woman

Main article: Large-Breasted Woman

The Large-Breasted Woman appears in "Major Boobage" who Kenny and Gerald see when they cheese.

Laughing Baby

Main article: Laughing Baby

The Laughing Baby appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. The baby (and possibly Afro Ninja) is the only one not whose fate is not shown, instead he laughs while the other internet celebrities kill each other.

Magic Johnson

Main article: Magic Johnson

Magic Johnson appears in "Tonsil Trouble". He is a retired basketball player with AIDS. He sleeps with all of his money in his bedroom, which is the key to discovering the cure for AIDS.

Michael Chertoff

Main article: Michael Chertoff

Michael Chertoff appears in "Pandemic", as the Secretary of Homeland Security under George Bush. In "Pandemic 2: The Startling", he reveals his true form as the Guinea Pirate, leader of the Guinea Creatures, or the Furry Death.

Miley Cyrus

Main article: Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is mentioned at the end of "Britney's New Look". It is implied that she will be murdered in the same manner as Britney Spears for next years corn harvest.

Mr. Garrett

Main article: Mr. Garrett

Mr. Garrett is the sports coach at South Park Elementary who appears in "Elementary School Musical" where he managed the schools basketball team.

Mr. Gueermo

Main article: Mr. Gueermo

Mr. Gueermo is Bridon Gueermo's dancing-theater crazed and flamboyant metrosexual father who appears in "Elementary School Musical".

Mrs. Gueermo

Main article: Mrs. Gueermo

Mrs. Gueermo is the wife of Mr. Gueermo and mother of Bridon Gueermo, who appears in "Elementary School Musical".

Murderin' Murphy

Main article: Murderin' Murphy

Murderin' Murphy is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in "Super Fun Time".

Pioneer Paul

Main article: Pioneer Paul

Pioneer Paul is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in "Super Fun Time".

Sarah Palin

Main article: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin appears in "About Last Night...". She is the governor of Alaska and was chosen by John McCain to be his running mate in the 2008 Presidential election.

Sheriff McLawdog

Main article: Sheriff McLawdog

Sheriff McLawdog is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in "Super Fun Time".

Sneezing Panda

Main article: Sneezing Panda

The Sneezing Panda appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

South Park Vampire Society

Main article: South Park Vampire Society

The South Park Vampire Society is a group of students from South Park Elementary who appeared in "The Ungroundable".

Star Wars Kid

Main article: Star Wars Kid

Star Wars Kid appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Stephen Abootman

Main article: Stephen Abootman

Stephen Abootman is a Canadian character who appears in "Canada on Strike".

Storehand

Main article: Storehand

The Storehand is an employee at Pioneer Village who appears in "Super Fun Time".

Tay Zonday

Main article: Tay Zonday

Tay Zonday, also known as Chocolate Rain, appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Tron Guy

Main article: Tron Guy

Tron Guy appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Vosky

Main article: Vosky

Vosky was a member of the Burger King Bandits, who appeared in "Super Fun Time".

Minor Characters

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