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For other uses, see List of Minor Characters.

This list is for minor characters from the twelfth season of South Park.

Afro Ninja

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Main article: Afro Ninja

Afro Ninja appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their payments.

Amir

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Main article: Amir

Amir is Shelly's internet boyfriend in "Over Logging".

Britney Spears

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Main article: Britney Spears

Britney Spears was in "Britney's New Look", in which the boys try and take paparazzi photos of her, causing her to breakdown and attempt suicide.

Bridon Gueermo

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Main article: Bridon Gueermo

Bridon Gueermo appears in "Elementary School Musical", where he gains popularity by singing and dancing.

The Burger King Bandits

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Main article: The Burger King Bandits

The Burger King Bandits appear in "Super Fun Time". They escape to Pioneer Village after robbing a Burger King and take the fourth grade class and the employees hostage.

Chris Crocker

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Main article: Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Domino

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Main article: Domino

Domino was a member of the Burger King Bandits, who appeared in "Super Fun Time".

Dramatic Look Gopher

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Main article: Dramatic Look Gopher

Dramatic Look Gopher appeared in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Franz

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Main article: Franz

Franz is the leader of The Burger King Bandits in "Super Fun Time".

Gary Brolsma

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Main article: Numa Numa Guy

The Numa Numa Guy appeared in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Guinea Creatures

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Main article: Guinea Creatures

The guinea creatures are giant Guinea Pigs who appeared in "Pandemic", and "Pandemic 2: The Startling".

Indiana Jones

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Main article: Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones appears in "The China Probrem", where he is shown being repeatedly raped by Lucas and Spielberg.

Jimmy Buffett

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Main article: Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffet appears in "Tonsil Trouble", in which he performed at Cartman's AIDS benefit.

John McCain

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Main article: John McCain

John McCain appears in "About Last Night...". He is a part of a thief organization and ran against Barack Obama (with whom he was secretly working) for the presidency in a plan to steal the valuable Hope Diamond.

Large-Breasted Woman

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Main article: Large-Breasted Woman

The Large-Breasted Woman appears in "Major Boobage" who Kenny and Gerald see when they cheese.

Laughing Baby

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Main article: Laughing Baby

The Laughing Baby appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. The baby (and possibly Afro Ninja) is the only one not whose fate is not shown, instead he laughs while the other internet celebrities kill each other.

Magic Johnson

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Main article: Magic Johnson

Magic Johnson appears in "Tonsil Trouble". He is a retired basketball player with AIDS. He sleeps with all of his money in his bedroom, which is the key to discovering the cure for AIDS.

Michael Chertoff

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Main article: Michael Chertoff

Michael Chertoff appears in "Pandemic", as the Secretary of Homeland Security under George Bush. In "Pandemic 2: The Startling", he reveals his true form as the Guinea Pirate, leader of the Guinea Creatures, or the Furry Death.

Miley Cyrus

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Main article: Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is mentioned at the end of "Britney's New Look". It is implied that she will be murdered in the same manner as Britney Spears for next years corn harvest.

Mr. Garrett

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Main article: Mr. Garrett

Mr. Garrett is the sports coach at South Park Elementary who appears in "Elementary School Musical" where he managed the schools basketball team.

Mr. Gueermo

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Main article: Mr. Gueermo

Mr. Gueermo is Bridon Gueermo's dancing-theater crazed and flamboyant metrosexual father who appears in "Elementary School Musical".

Mrs. Gueermo

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Main article: Mrs. Gueermo

Mrs. Gueermo is the wife of Mr. Gueermo and mother of Bridon Gueermo, who appears in "Elementary School Musical".

Murderin' Murphy

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Main article: Murderin' Murphy

Murderin' Murphy is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in "Super Fun Time".

Pioneer Paul

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Main article: Pioneer Paul

Pioneer Paul is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in "Super Fun Time".

Sarah Palin

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Main article: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin appears in "About Last Night...". She is the governor of Alaska and was chosen by John McCain to be his running mate in the 2008 Presidential election.

Sheriff McLawdog

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Main article: Sheriff McLawdog

Sheriff McLawdog is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in "Super Fun Time".

Sneezing Panda

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Main article: Sneezing Panda

The Sneezing Panda appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

South Park Vampire Society

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Main article: South Park Vampire Society

The South Park Vampire Society is a group of students from South Park Elementary who appeared in "The Ungroundable".

Star Wars Kid

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Main article: Star Wars Kid

Star Wars Kid appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Stephen Abootman

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Main article: Stephen Abootman

Stephen Abootman is a Canadian character who appears in "Canada on Strike".

Storehand

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Main article: Storehand

The Storehand is an employee at Pioneer Village who appears in "Super Fun Time".

Tay Zonday

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Main article: Tay Zonday

Tay Zonday, also known as Chocolate Rain, appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Tron Guy

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Main article: Tron Guy

Tron Guy appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Vosky

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Main article: Vosky

Vosky was a member of the Burger King Bandits, who appeared in "Super Fun Time".

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