- For other uses, see List of Minor Characters. This list is for minor characters from the twelfth season of South Park.
Afro Ninja
- Main article: Afro Ninja
Afro Ninja appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their payments.
Amir
- Main article: Amir
Amir is Shelly's internet boyfriend in "Over Logging".
Britney Spears
- Main article: Britney Spears
Britney Spears was in "Britney's New Look", in which the boys try and take paparazzi photos of her, causing her to breakdown and attempt suicide.
Bridon Gueermo
- Main article: Bridon Gueermo
Bridon Gueermo appears in "Elementary School Musical", where he gains popularity by singing and dancing.
The Burger King Bandits
- Main article: The Burger King Bandits
The Burger King Bandits appear in the episode "Super Fun Time". They escape to Pioneer Village after robbing a Burger King and take the fourth grade class and the employees hostage.
Chris Crocker
- Main article: Chris Crocker
Chris Crocker appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.
Domino
- Main article: Domino
Domino was a member of the Burger King Bandits, who appeared in "Super Fun Time".
Dramatic Look Gopher
- Main article: Dramatic Look Gopher
Dramatic Look Gopher appeared in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.
Franz
- Main article: Franz
Franz is the leader of The Burger King Bandits in "Super Fun Time".
Gary Brolsma
- Main article: The Numa Numa Guy
The Numa Numa Guy appeared in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.
Guinea Creatures
- Main article: Guinea Creatures
The guinea creatures are giant Guinea Pigs who appeared in "Pandemic", and "Pandemic 2: The Startling".
Indiana Jones
- Main article: Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones appears in "The China Probrem", where he is shown being repeatedly raped by Lucas and Spielberg.
Jimmy Buffett
- Main article: Jimmy Buffett
Jimmy Buffet appears in the episode, "Tonsil Trouble", in which he performed at Cartman's AIDS benefit.
John McCain
- Main article: John McCain
John McCain appears in the episode "About Last Night...". He is a part of a thief organization and ran against Barack Obama (with whom he was secretly working) for the presidency in a plan to steal the valuable Hope Diamond.
Large-Breasted Woman
- Main article: Large-Breasted Woman
The Large-Breasted Woman appears in the episode "Major Boobage" who Kenny and Gerald see when they cheese.
Laughing Baby
- Main article: Laughing Baby
The Laughing Baby appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. The baby (and possibly Afro Ninja) is the only one not whose fate is not shown, instead he laughs while the other internet celebrities kill each other.
Magic Johnson
- Main article: Magic Johnson
Magic Johnson appears in the episode "Tonsil Trouble". He is a retired basketball player with AIDS. He sleeps with all of his money in his bedroom, which is the key to discovering the cure for AIDS.
Michael Chertoff
- Main article: Michael Chertoff
Michael Chertoff appears in "Pandemic", as the Secretary of Homeland Security under George Bush. In "Pandemic 2: The Startling", he reveals his true form as the Guinea Pirate, leader of the Guinea Creatures, or the Furry Death.
Miley Cyrus
- Main article: Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus is mentioned at the end of the episode "Britney's New Look". It is implied that she will be murdered in the same manner as Britney Spears for next years corn harvest.
Mr. Garrett
- Main article: Mr. Garrett
Mr. Garrett is the sports coach at South Park Elementary who appears in "Elementary School Musical" where he managed the schools basketball team.
Mr. Gueermo
- Main article: Mr. Gueermo
Mr. Gueermo is Bridon Gueermo's dancing-theater crazed and flamboyant metrosexual father who appears in "Elementary School Musical".
Mrs. Gueermo
- Main article: Mrs. Gueermo
Mrs. Gueermo is the wife of Mr. Gueermo and mother of Bridon Gueermo, who appears in "Elementary School Musical".
Murderin' Murphy
- Main article: Murderin' Murphy
Murderin' Murphy is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in "Super Fun Time".
Pioneer Paul
- Main article: Pioneer Paul
Pioneer Paul is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in "Super Fun Time".
Sarah Palin
- Main article: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin appears in the episode "About Last Night...". She is the governor of Alaska and was chosen by John McCain to be his running mate in the 2008 Presidential election.
Sheriff McLawdog
- Main article: Sheriff McLawdog
Sheriff McLawdog is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in "Super Fun Time".
Sneezing Panda
- Main article: Sneezing Panda
The Sneezing Panda appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.
South Park Vampire Society
- Main article: South Park Vampire Society
The South Park Vampire Society is a group of students from South Park Elementary who appeared in the episode "The Ungroundable".
Star Wars Kid
- Main article: Star Wars Kid
Star Wars Kid appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.
Stephen Abootman
- Main article: Stephen Abootman
Stephen Abootman is a Canadian character who appears in the episode "Canada on Strike".
Storehand
- Main article: Storehand
The Storehand is an employee at Pioneer Village who appears in "Super Fun Time".
Tay Zonday
- Main article: Tay Zonday
Tay Zonday, also known as Chocolate Rain, appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.
Tron Guy
- Main article: Tron Guy
Tron Guy appears in "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.
Vosky
- Main article: Vosky
Vosky was a member of the Burger King Bandits, who appeared in "Super Fun Time".
