South Park Archives
For other uses, see List of Minor Characters. This list is for minor characters from the thirteenth season of South Park.

Billy Mays


Main article: Billy Mays

Billy Mays was a salesman who appeared in "Dead Celebrities" as a ghost.

Butters' Friends


Main article: Butters' Friends ("Dances with Smurfs")

Butters' Friends are a group of students who first appeared in "Dances with Smurfs".

Butters' Kissing Company


Main article: Butters' Kissing Company

Butters' Kissing Company is a prostitution ring founded by Butters in "Butters' Bottom Bitch".



Main article: Caine

Caine is the cashier for the Sur la Table store in "Margaritaville".

Carlos Mencia


Main article: Carlos Mencia

Carlos Mencia appeared in "Fishsticks" where he claimed to be the originator of the Fishsticks Joke.

Casey Miller


Main article: Casey Miller

Casey Miller is a third grade student who appears in "Dances with Smurfs".



Edge is a Canadian professional wrestler who appears in "W.T.F.".

Ellen DeGeneres


Main article: Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres is an American comedian who appeared in the episode "Fishsticks" where she had Eric Cartman on her talk show.

Emmett Hollis


Main article: Emmett Hollis

Emmett Hollis was a contestant in the Pinewood Derby competition in "Pinewood Derby".

Emperor Akihito


Main article: Emperor Akihito

Emperor Akihito is the emperor of Japan who appears in "Whale Whores".



Guleed was one of the pirates that Cartman meets in Somalia in "Fatbeard".

Harley Riders


Main article: Harley Riders

Harley Riders are noisy motorbike riders who appear in "The F Word".



Main article: Heidi ("Dead Celebrities")

Heidi was one of the girls who compete with Ike (possessed by Michael Jackson) in the "Tiny Miss Pageant" at Holiday Inn Select.

Intergalactic Police


Main article: Intergalactic Police

The Intergalactic Police appeared in the episode "Pinewood Derby" along with Baby Fark McGee-zax to test Planet Earths' integrity to see if they were of suitable material to join the Federation of Planets.

John Cena

John Cena.png

John Cena is an American professional wrestler who appears in "W.T.F.".

Jonas Brothers


Main article: Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are a pop-rock boy band, famous for their appeal to "tweens". They appeared in "The Ring".

Kanye West


Main article: Kanye West

Kanye West is a rapper and musician who appears in the episode "Fishsticks" as an egotistical self referenced genius who doesn't understand the Fishsticks Joke.

Katherine and Katie Queef


Main article: Katherine and Katie Queef

Katherine and Katie Queef are two Canadian comedy actresses, who appear in "Eat, Pray, Queef".

Kevern Zaksor


Main article: Kevern Zaksor

Kevorn Zaksor appeared in "Pinewood Derby", where he posed as a notorious gangster who was under pursuit by the Intergalactic Police for stealing "space cash."

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse.png

Main article: Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse appeared in the episode "The Ring", in which he is seen as the owner of the Disney Company and boss to the Jonas Brothers.

Mr. Conners


Main article: Mr. Conners

Mr. Conners is the former wrestling teacher at South Park Elementary, who appeared in "W.T.F.".

Mr. Hollis


Main article: Mr. Hollis

Mr. Hollis is Randy's rival who appears in "Pinewood Derby".

Paul Watson


Main article: Paul Watson

Paul Watson is shown in the episode "Whale Whores" as a captain of the ship "Sea Shepherd" fighting against Japanese killing dolphins and whales in his TV show "Whale Wars".



Main article: Pi-Pi

Pi-Pi is the owner of Pi Pi's Splashtown who appears in "Pee".

Sally Darson


Main article: Sally Darson

Sally Darson is a South Park Elementary student who appeared in the episode, "Butters' Bottom Bitch". She is a schoolyards version of a prostitute, as she exchanges kisses for money.

Samantha Dunskin


Main article: Samantha Dunskin

Samantha Dunskin appeared in "Eat, Pray, Queef", where she queefs in Butters Stotch's face which cause the male parents to want to expel her for this.



Main article: Smurfs

Smurfs are a fictional species who appear in "Dances with Smurfs".

Tammy Warner


Main article: Tammy Warner

Tammy Warner was Kenny's girlfriend in "The Ring".

Vince McMahon


Main article: Vince McMahon

Vince McMahon is the Chairman of WWE who appears in "W.T.F.".

Minor Characters
Season One | Season Two | Season Three | Season Four | Season Five | Season Six | Season Seven | Season Eight | Season Nine | Season Ten | Season Eleven | Season Twelve | Season Thirteen | Season Fourteen | Season Fifteen | Season Sixteen | Season Seventeen | Season Eighteen | Season Nineteen | Season Twenty | Season Twenty-One | Season Twenty-Two | Season Twenty-Three | Season Twenty-Four

More information: Portal:Characters | List of Minor Characters from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut