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Revision as of 09:49, 16 November 2010

The following is an episode list for the Comedy Central series South Park. The series has its roots in 1992 when Trey Parker and Matt Stone created the animated short The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty), while in college. The series began on August 13, 1997, and entered its 14th season on March 17, 2010. Trey Parker and Matt Stone renewed their contract on August 26, 2007, to run the series through it's fifteenth season, carrying it on to the year 2011.

Currently, the first thirteen seasons are available on Region 1 (US) DVD with Seasons 12 and 13 being available on Blu-ray as well. DVD's for the first thirteen seasons, as well as Blu-rays for Season 12 and 13, have been released for Region 2 (Europe) and 4 (Australia/New Zealand) (Some DVDs however differ from the Region 1 versions) as well as selling episodes in different volumes. The feature film "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" was premiered during the Third season on June 30, 1999. The Imaginationland story arc, from Season 11, was also released as a separate DVD from Season 11 as well as a feature-length special in March 2008.

This list is ordered by episode's airdates. This is because of a reference made in episode 802 to a previous event in episode 804, and the positioning of the episode celebrating 100 episodes does not fit in production order.

You can see these episodes on the official South Park website. It's highly recommended to go there as the episode are the highest quality, with Seasons 13 and 14 available in HD. Season 12 and 13 have also been released in on Blu-ray while Seasons 9-14 are available in HD on the iTunes Store as well. You can also watch all the seasons that are out on Netflix!

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Plot details follow.


Summary

Season Episodes Originally aired DVD release date
Region 1 Region 2 Blu-ray
Season 1 13 1997 – 1998 November 12, 2002 May 7, 2001 -
Season 2 18 1998 – 1999 June 3, 2003 May 28, 2001 -
The unaired version of the pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" is included in some versions of the season 2 DVD set.
Season 3 17 1999 – 2000 December 16, 2003 June 18, 2001 -

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was released during this season on June 30, 1999. Also, Mary Kay Bergman who voiced most of the female characters on the show died right before the airing of The Red Badge of Gayness.

Season 4 17 2000 June 29, 2004 April 16, 2001 -
Season 5 14 2001 February 22, 2005 October 22, 2007 -
Season 6 17 2002 October 11, 2005 March 17, 2008 -
During this season, Kenny was replaced with Butters and Tweek until he returned in Red Sleigh Down.
Season 7 15 2003 March 21, 2006 June 16, 2008 -
Season 8 14 2004 August 29, 2006 September 15, 2008 -
Season 9 14 2005 March 6, 2007 February , 2009 -
Season 10 14 2006 August 21, 2007 April 6, 2009 -
Isaac Hayes, who voiced Chef since the first episode, left South Park shortly before the start of this season. The show also won the 2005 Peabody Award during this season for its satire. March 13, 2008
Season 11 14 2007 August 12, 2008 June 22, 2009 -
Season 12 14 2008 March 10, 2009 October 19, 2009 May 14, 2009
Season 13 14 2009 March 16, 2010 March 29, 2010 May 6, 2010
From this season and onward, South Park is in HD.
Season 14 14 2010

Early shorts/Pilot episodes: 1992, 1995

Main article: Early Shorts

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
Frosty "The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)" 1992 N/A N/A
The boys bring a snowman to life.
Jesusvsanta "The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa)" 1995 N/A N/A
Jesus descends from heaven demanding retribution and asks the boys for directions to the mall where Santa is waiting.

Seasons

Season 1: 1997-1998

Main article: Season One

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
SouthPark101 "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" August 13, 1997 101 1
While the boys are waiting for the bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed.

Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle try to convince Cartman that his dream was, in fact, a reality.

SouthPark102 "Weight Gain 4000" August 20, 1997 102 2
Cartman tries to bulk up using "Weight Gain 4000"; Mr. Garrison attempts to assassinate Kathie Lee Gifford.
File:SouthPark103.gif "Volcano" August 27, 1997 103 3
The boys go hunting with Stan's uncle Jimbo Kern and his friend Ned, where a volcano is about to erupt.
Southpark ep104 2 "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" September 3, 1997 104 4
When Stan finds out that his dog is gay, he seeks advice on the subject; Jimbo and Ned attempt to sabotage a football game against a rival elementary school.
File:SouthPark105.gif "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" September 10, 1997 105 5
The boys try to breed an elephant with a pig as a genetic engineering experiment; Stan struggles with his abusive sister.
File:SouthPark106.gif "Death" September 17, 1997 106 6
Stan's grandfather wants him to assist in euthanasia; the town's parents travel to New York to protest Terrance and Phillip.
Southpark ep107 1 "Pinkeye" October 29, 1997 107 7
Kenny is killed by the Mir space station, and becomes a zombie. Stan, Kyle and Cartman must find a way to stop pink eye from spreading on Halloween.
Ep 109 starvinmarvin "Starvin' Marvin" November 19, 1997 109 8
The boys befriend a boy from Ethiopia sent to them by Sally Struthers; mutant turkeys attack the town.
File:MrHankeyandKyle01.gif "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" December 17, 1997 110 9
Kyle tries to show the town his friend who has holiday spirit; the townspeople remove potentially "offensive" symbols from holiday displays.
File:Southpark ep108 2.jpg "Damien" February 4, 1998 108 10
A new student is the son of the devil; Satan battles Jesus; Cartman's birthday party is ruined.
111 wendy msellen "Tom's Rhinoplasty" February 11, 1998 111 11
Mr. Garrison gets a nose job; the boys compete for the attention of their substitute teacher.
File:MechaStreisand03.gif "Mecha-Streisand" February 18, 1998 112 12
The boys find an artifact which Barbra Streisand uses to transform herself into a giant monster and wreck the town; a team of assorted celebrities show up to battle her.
File:CartmansMomisaDirtySlut08.gif "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" February 25, 1998 113 13
Cartman tries to find out who his father is; Stan and Kyle submit a tape to America's Stupidest Home Videos.

Season 2: 1998-1999

Main article: Season Two

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
201 stadium with gas "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" April 1, 1998 201 14
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from a dictatorship.
File:CartmansMomisStillaDirtySlut04.jpg "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" April 22, 1998 202 15
Cartman finds out who his father is; the crew of America's Most Wanted show up to recreate the shooting of Dr. Mephisto.
File:Chickenlover10.jpg "Chickenlover" May 20, 1998 203 16
In order to catch the "Chickenlover" Officer Barbrady must learn how to read. He deputises the boys to help him.
IkesWeeWee06 "Ike's Wee Wee" May 27, 1998 204 17
The boys find out what a circumcision is; Mr. Mackey experiments with drugs.
File:SouthPark205.gif "Conjoined Fetus Lady" June 3, 1998 205 18
The boys go to China to compete in a dodgeball championship. The town holds an appreciation week for the school nurse.
File:206 msf1.gif "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" June 10, 1998 206 19
Uncle Jimbo and Jesus have competing public access programs.
CityontheEdgeofForever01 "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" June 17, 1998 207 20
The boys reminisce of the past whilst their school bus rocks dangerously on the edge of a cliff.
File:208 cartman flailing.gif "Summer Sucks" June 24, 1998 208 21
The town is forced to ban the use of fireworks and attempt to create something better; Cartman has swimming lessons; Mr. Hat disappears, to the distress of Mr. Garrison.
File:209 poo town.gif "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" August 19, 1998 209 22
A film festival comes to South Park. After the boys discover it is damaging the town they enlist the help of Mr. Hankey to try to force the festival out.
Chickenpox24 "Chickenpox" August 26, 1998 210 23
The boys' mothers want their children to receive Chickenpox; Kyle's mom tries to patch up the relationship between her husband and Kenny's dad.
File:SouthPark211.gif "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" September 2, 1998 211 24
The town is brainwashed by the curator of a planetarium; Cartman tries out for a new Cheesy Poofs commercial.
Clubhouses16 "Clubhouses" September 23, 1998 212 25
The boys create a clubhouse; Stan's parents separate.
File:SouthPark213.gif "Cow Days" September 30, 1998 213 26
The town holds its annual rodeo and carnival "Cow Days". The boys enter Cartman as a bull rider in an attempt to win $5000 and play for Terrance and Phillip dolls; the town's cows worship a statue.
SouthPark214 "Chef Aid" October 7, 1998 214 27
When Chef is sued, the boys organize a concert to pay his legal bills; Mr. Garrison suspects Mr. Hat of several attempts on Mr. Twig's life.
File:Spookyfish kill.jpg "Spookyfish" October 28, 1998 215 28
Stan's fish from an evil parallel universe kills people; a nice version of Cartman visits from the same parallel universe. Presented in SPOOKY-VISION!
216 cartman family "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" December 9, 1998 216 29
Stan sneaks out of his house to spend Christmas with Cartman's relatives; Charles Manson learns the true meaning of Christmas.
File:Gnomes19.jpg "Gnomes" December 16, 1998 217 30
Tweek, assigned to write a current evens paper with the boys, keeps seeing "underpants gnomes;" his father's coffee shop competes with a popular coffee franchise that has just moved into town.
File:PrehistoricIceMan03.jpg "Prehistoric Ice Man" January 20, 1999 218 31
Stan and Kyle discover a man who has been frozen since 1996.

Season 3: 1999-2000

Main article: Season Three

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
RainforestShmainforest10 "Rainforest Schmainforest" April 7, 1999 301 32
The boys are forced to join a choir campaigning to save the rainforest. Kenny has a grilfriend.
File:SouthPark302.gif "Spontaneous Combustion" April 14, 1999 302 33
Randy Marsh must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting.
File:TheSuccubus14.gif "The Succubus" April 21, 1999 303 34
When Chef gets engaged, the boys become concerned as he seemingly becomes a different person.
SouthPark305 "Jackovasaurus" June 16, 1999 305 35
The town tries to save a species from extinction.
TweekvsCraig11 "Tweek vs. Craig" June 23, 1999 304 36
The boys train two classmates for a fight against each other.
SexualHarassmentPanda02 "Sexual Harassment Panda" July 7, 1999 306 37
A giant panda teaches the students about sexual harassment and lawsuits.
CatOrgy03 "Cat Orgy" July 14, 1999 307 38
Cartman tries to blackmail the babysitter when his mother goes to a party. His cat, "Kitty", is in heat.
308 garrison mackey "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" July 21, 1999 308 39
Stan must go to a meteor shower party with his parents; Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub.
File:309 big mo.gif "Jewbilee" July 28, 1999 309 40
Kyle, Kenny and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears.
KornsGroovyPirateGhostMystery10 "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" October 27, 1999 312 41
The town celebrates Halloween. The boys try to scare the fifth graders. Nu Metal band Korn guest-star as themselves.
File:Chinpokomon02.jpg "Chinpokomon" November 3, 1999 310 42
The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan.
File:313 cartman monkey.gif "Hooked on Monkey Phonics" November 10, 1999 313 43
With the help of Phonics Monkey, Cartman enters a Spelling bee. The boys meet children who are homeschooled.
StarvinMarvininSpace12 "Starvin' Marvin in Space" November 17, 1999 311 44
The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian missionary group.
File:314 fort.gif "The Red Badge of Gayness" November 24, 1999 314 45
The town has an American Civil War re-enactment, led by Cartman as General Lee.
MrHankeysChristmasClassics01 "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" December 1, 1999 315 46
Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical. The South Park gang pays tribute to Mary Kay Bergman.
File:ItsMeJesus08.jpg "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus" December 29, 1999 316 47
Stan feels left out when the other boys think they've hit puberty and Cartman forms a club for them.
317 blow "World Wide Recorder Concert" January 12, 2000 317 48
Mr. Garrison questions his father about his childhood; the boys play a prank at a national recorder concert.

Season 4: 2000

Main article: Season Four

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
File:ToothFairyTats05.gif "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" April 5, 2000 402 49
The boys plan to get rich off of a scheme involving the tooth fairy.
File:CartmansSillyHateCrime02.gif "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" April 12, 2000 401 50
Cartman is imprisoned after committing a hate crime against Token (hitting him with a stone).
File:Timmy01.gif "Timmy 2000" April 19, 2000 404 51
All the kids in South Park get mistakenly diagnosed with Attention-Deficit Disorder (ADD). Timmy joins a rock band.
File:Quintuplets01.gif "Quintuplets 2000" April 26, 2000 403 52
A family of quintuplets attracts media.
File:SouthPark406.gif "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" June 21, 2000 406 53
Cartman joins a club in search of more mature friends. Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another baby.
File:CherokeeHairTampons08.gif "Cherokee Hair Tampons" June 28, 2000 407 54
Stan must get Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life.
ChefGoesNanners07 "Chef Goes Nanners" July 5, 2000 408 55
Chef is at odds with the town over the South Park flag. Wendy gets a crush on Cartman.
File:409 fingerbanglive.gif "Something You Can Do with Your Finger" July 12, 2000 409 56
The boys form a boy band, to which Stan's father Randy, objects.
File:410 saddam and dinner.gif "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" July 19, 2000 410 57
The boys question whether the handicapped or Jews go to heaven; Saddam Hussein returns to hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan.
File:411 church building.gif "Probably" July 26, 2000 411 58
Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents; Satan must choose between two lovers.
FourthGrade04 "Fourth Grade" November 8, 2000 412 59
The boys enter fourth grade, where they have a new teacher, Ms. Choksondik; Mr. Garrison finally faces the fact that he is homosexual.
Ep 413 cartmanakira "Trapper Keeper" November 15, 2000 413 60
A man from the future wants Cartman's trapper keeper; Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election with confusing results.
414 beard hurts2 "Helen Keller! The Musical" November 22, 2000 414 61
Timmy must find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play.
405 dance "Pip" November 29, 2000 405 62
A retelling of Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations" starring Pip, with Malcolm McDowell narrating.
File:415 fat talk.gif "Fat Camp" December 6, 2000 415 63
Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp; Kenny is paid to do numerous stunts.
WackyMolestationAdventure03 "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" December 13, 2000 416 64
The boys, angry at their parents, send them to jail after saying they were "molestered", leaving the town to the children.
VeryCrappyChristmas08 "A Very Crappy Christmas" December 20, 2000 417 65
Kyle is upset over the fact that Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer.

Season 5: 2001

Main article: Season Five

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
File:ItHitstheFan13.jpg "It Hits the Fan" June 20, 2001 502 66
The boys and Chef must stop the world from chanting the curse word "shit" because when spoken it causes people to "puke their own guts out".
CrippleFight15 "Cripple Fight" June 27, 2001 503 67
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' scoutmaster and a fight ensues between two handicapped children, Jimmy Swanson and Timmy.
File:SuperBestFriends13.gif "Super Best Friends" July 4, 2001 504 68
A cult comes to South Park and it is up to Stan, Jesus and his super hero comrades to save the world.
ScottTenormanMustDie30 "Scott Tenorman Must Die" July 11, 2001 501 69
Cartman repeatedly tries to take revenge on an 8th/9th grader who keeps making fun of him.
BehindtheBlow17 "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" July 18, 2001 505 70
The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip who are feuding so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.
Cartmanland17 "Cartmanland" July 25, 2001 506 71
Kyle develops a deadly hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God when Cartman inherits $1 million from his grandmother, which he uses to buy his own amusement park.
ProperCondomUse05 "Proper Condom Use" August 1, 2001 507 72
The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found "milking" dogs.
Towelie44 "Towelie" August 8, 2001 508 73
In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated towel to the government.
File:OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants11.gif "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" November 7, 2001 509 74
The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift.
File:HowToEatWithYourButt09.gif "How to Eat with Your Butt" November 14, 2001 510 75
Cartman puts Kenny's picture on a milk carton which brings a family from another state looking for him.
File:TheEntity10.gif "The Entity" November 21, 2001 511 76
Kyle's cousin, who is also named Kyle, comes to stay in South Park. Mr. Garrison, tired of the airlines, decides to invent his own vehicle.
File:HereComestheNeighborhood09.gif "Here Comes the Neighborhood" November 28, 2001 512 77
Token is tired of being teased for being rich, and he brings wealthier families to South Park.
File:KennyDies17.gif "Kenny Dies" December 5, 2001 513 78
Kenny succumbs to an illness; Cartman acquires stem cells for research.
ButtersVeryOwnEpisode01 "Butters' Very Own Episode" December 12, 2001 514 79
Butters goes on a chase to find out what his father bought his mother for their anniversary.

Season 6: 2002

Main article: Season Six

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
JaredhasAides03 "Jared Has Aides" March 6, 2002 602 80
After meeting Jared Fogle, famous for losing weight by eating Subway sandwiches, the boys form a get-rich-quick scheme involving Butters becoming the weight-loss spokesman for City Wok.
Asspen05 "Asspen" March 13, 2002 603 81
The boys and their parents travel to Aspen for a winter vacation. Stan is challenged by teenagers to a ski race while the boys' parents are trapped at a TimeShare meeting.
FreakStrike14 "Freak Strike" March 20, 2002 601 82
The boys convince Butters to appear on "The Maury Povich Show" with a fake facial deformity in order to receive the show's prizes.
File:FunwithVeal18.jpg "Fun with Veal" March 27, 2002 605 83
The boys are on a mission to rescue a bunch of baby cows from certain slaughter.
TerranceandPhillipMovieTrailer17 "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" April 3, 2002 604 84
The boys are anxious to see a new movie trailer during a commercial break, and, after Stan's TV is destroyed, frantically run around town in search of a working TV.
File:ProfessorChaos27.jpg "Professor Chaos" April 10, 2002 606 85
Butters decides to wreak havoc on South Park as a supervillain after being relieved of his duty of being the boys' new fourth friend. Meanwhile, the boys hold auditions to find a replacement friend.
File:TheSimpsonsAlreadyDidIt19.jpg "Simpsons Already Did It" June 26, 2002 607 86
Professor Chaos (Butters) proposes numerous evil plans, only to be informed by General Disarray (Dougie) that they have been done before. Cartman builds a miniature society with aquarium creatures.
File:RedHotCatholicLove11.jpg "Red Hot Catholic Love" July 3, 2002 608 87
Priest Maxi attempts to uncover the Catholic Church's child molestation cases; South Park parents convert their families to atheism. Oh, and people crap out of their mouths.
FreeHat05 "Free Hat" July 10, 2002 609 88
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Tweek are on a mission to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from editing their classic films, though the boys' supporters are more concerned about freeing a certain criminal from prison.
File:BebesBoobsDestroySociety16.jpg "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" July 17, 2002 610 89
At exactly the same time Bebe starts developing breasts, the boys of South Park Elementary suddenly begin to notice how cool she is.
ChildAbductionIsNotFunny07 "Child Abduction is Not Funny" July 24, 2002 611 90
Numerous news reports about missing children in other cities incite panic among South Park parents.
File:LaddertoHeaven08.jpg "A Ladder to Heaven" November 6, 2002 612 91
After realizing that Kenny was the one with their candy shopping spree raffle ticket before he died, the boys construct a ladder leading to heaven in an attempt to find out from Kenny the location of the ticket.
ReturnoftheFellowshiptotheTwoTowers07 "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" November 13, 2002 613 92
A mix-up lands a "Lord of the Rings" video tape with Randy and Sharon Marsh, and a hardcore porno tape with the boys.
DeathCampofTolerance11 "The Death Camp of Tolerance" November 20, 2002 614 93
Mr. Garrison, newly promoted to fourth-grade teacher, attempts to use his homosexuality to get fired so he can sue the school for a substantial sum of money. The students' disgust with Garrison's outrageously inappropriate behavior with his new partner Mr. Slave incurs the anger of their parents, who attempt to teach their children tolerence of homosexuals.
BiggestDoucheintheUniverse11 "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" November 27, 2002 615 94
After the events in "A Ladder to Heaven", in which Cartman drinks Kenny's soul, Cartman becomes sick and travels with the boys and Chef to have Kenny's spirit exorcised. Stan has a run-in with famous TV "psychic" John Edward.
File:MyFutureSelfnMe05.jpg "My Future Self n' Me" December 4, 2002 616 95
Stan is suspicious when an alcoholic, drug-addicted future version of himself "travels back" in time and meets him.
RedSleighDown12 "Red Sleigh Down" December 11, 2002 617 96
Cartman, concerned about being on Santa's "naughty list", takes Stan and Kyle on a mission to bring Christmas to a war-torn Iraq.

Season 7: 2003

Main article: Season Seven

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
Cancelled15 "Cancelled" March 19, 2003 704 97
The boys learn that Earth is a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation.
File:702 image 17.jpg "Krazy Kripples" March 26, 2003 702 98
Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research.
File:SouthPark703.jpg "Toilet Paper" April 2, 2003 703 99
Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house.
File:ImaLittleBitCountry13.jpg "I'm a Little Bit Country" April 9, 2003 701 100
The boys enter an anti-war demonstration; Cartman travels back in time to the American Revolutionary War era.
FatButtandPancakeHead06 "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" April 16, 2003 705 101
Cartman's hand puppet "Jennifer Lopez" gets major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez.
LilCrimeStoppers08 "Lil' Crime Stoppers" April 23, 2003 706 102
The boys pretend to be police detectives.
File:ManMansGreed07.jpg "Red Man's Greed" April 30, 2003 707 103
The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway.
SouthParkisGay03 "South Park is Gay!" October 22, 2003 708 104
The men and boys of town become metrosexual.
ChristianRockHard10 "Christian Rock Hard" October 29, 2003 709 105
Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny learn about downloading free music off the Internet.
File:GreyDawn06.jpg "Grey Dawn" November 5, 2003 710 106
The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates.
File:711 image 09.jpg "Casa Bonita" November 12, 2003 711 107
Cartman tries to get himself invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita, a Disneyland-like Mexican restaurant.
AllAboutMormons04 "All About the Mormons?" November 19, 2003 712 108
Stan befriends a boy and his family, who are all Mormons.
File:ButtOut02.jpg "Butt Out" December 3, 2003 713 109
The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking among children after the boys are caught doing so.
File:Raisins12.jpg "Raisins" December 10, 2003 714 110
The boys take Stan to Raisins, a Hooters-like restaurant after Wendy breaks up with Stan. Butters meets a girl who seems interested in him.
ChristmasinCanada18 "It's Christmas in Canada" December 17, 2003 715 111
Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmastime to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada.

Season 8: 2004

Main article: Season Eight

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
GoodTimesWithWeapons13 "Good Times with Weapons" March 17, 2004 801 112
The boys buy weapons at a fair and imagine themselves as anime characters.
File:UpTheDownSteroid12.jpg "Up the Down Steroid" March 24, 2004 803 113
Jimmy uses steroids to cheat in the Special Olympics. Cartman disguises himself as being mentally retarded to win the prize.
ThePassionoftheJew04 "The Passion of the Jew" March 31, 2004 804 114
Kyle develops feelings of anti-Semitism after watching Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ.
YouGotFdintheA01 "You Got F'd in the A" April 7, 2004 805 115
Stan must form a dance group to compete against rivals from Orange County in a spoof of You Got Served.
File:AwesomeO06.jpg "AWESOM-O" April 14, 2004 802 116
Cartman pretends to be a robot so he can hear private secrets from Butters.
File:TheJeffersons01.jpg "The Jeffersons" April 21, 2004 807 117
All the children want to be friends with a rich new neighbor who is under investigation by the police.
Goobacks07 "Goobacks" April 28, 2004 806 118
The town becomes angry when immigrants from the year 3045 arrive and take the residents' jobs for lower wages.
File:DoucheandTurd14.jpg "Douche and Turd" October 27, 2004 808 119
Stan is forced to vote in an election for the school's new mascot.
SomethingWall-MartThisWayComes03 "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" November 3, 2004 809 120
When a Wall-Mart store comes to South Park, all the independent stores go out of business.
File:Preschool05.jpg "Pre-School" November 10, 2004 810 121
A face from the past causes trouble for the boys.
File:QuestforRatings06.jpg "Quest for Ratings" November 17, 2004 811 122
The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival television program created by Craig.
StupidSpoiledWhoreVideoPlayset18 "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" December 1, 2004 812 123
Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start acting like Paris Hilton.
File:CartmansIncredibleGift05.jpg "Cartman's Incredible Gift" December 8, 2004 813 124
Cartman gains paranormal powers and uses them to become a psychic detective for hire.
File:WoodlandCritterChristmas03.jpg "Woodland Critter Christmas" December 15, 2004 814 125
Stan helps the Woodland Critters, who await the birth of their savior.

Season 9: 2005

Main article: Season Nine

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code #
MrGarrisonsFancyNewVagina08 "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" March 9, 2005 901 126
A sex change turns Mr. Garrison into "Mrs. Garrison".
DieHippieDie03 "Die Hippie, Die" March 16, 2005 902 127
Cartman seeks to rid South Park of its growing hippie population. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny become more like hippies.
Wing04 "Wing" March 23, 2005 903 128
The boys start a talent agency in hopes of making money from Token.
BestFriendsForever04 "Best Friends Forever" March 30, 2005 904 129
Kenny is killed by heaven after becoming master of the PSP, but the town brings him back to life; leaving him in a persistent vegetative state.
TheLosingEdge08 "The Losing Edge" April 6, 2005 905 130
The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid playing all summer. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games.
DeathofEricCartman09 "The Death of Eric Cartman" April 13, 2005 906 131
The kids of South Park agree to ignore Cartman, leading him to think that he is dead.
File:SouthPark907.jpg "Erection Day" April 20, 2005 907 132
Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show.
TwoDaysBeforetheDayAfterTomorrow09 "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" October 19, 2005 908 133
A state of emergency is declared in South Park after it is announced that global warming is coming.
File:Marjorine01.JPG "Marjorine" October 26, 2005 909 134
Butters is forced to fake his own death in order to snoop in on the girls' sleepover as Marjorine, the new girl.
File:FollowThatEgg10.jpg "Follow That Egg!" November 2, 2005 910 135
After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage from being approved. A project involving an egg makes Stan and Kyle into rivals.
File:GingerKids09.jpg "Ginger Kids" November 9, 2005 911 136
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden onset of the 'disease' Gingervitis. He then starts a campaign to give children in his assumed position "more than equal" rights.
TrappedintheCloset51 "Trapped in the Closet" November 16, 2005 912 137
Stan looks to a new religion for answers. Tom Cruise, R. Kelly, and John Travolta lock themselves in Stan's closet.
File:Sp 913.jpg "Free Willzyx" November 30, 2005 913 138
A "talking" whale inspires the boys to risk everything to "return him to his family on the moon".
BloodyMary10 "Bloody Mary" December 7, 2005 914 139
Randy's drinking problem reaches its peak. A Virgin Mary statue in a neighboring town begins to bleed from its rectum.

Season 10: 2006

Main article: Season Ten

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File:ReturnOfChef02.jpg "The Return of Chef" March 22, 2006 1001 140
Chef leaves South Park to join the "Super Adventure Club". When he returns, the boys notice there's something wrong with him.
SmugAlert02 "Smug Alert!" March 29, 2006 1002 141
Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission.
File:CartoonWars09.jpg "Cartoon Wars Part I" April 5, 2006 1003 142
The town is in panic when Family Guy angers the Muslim world by attempting to air an image of Mohammed. Kyle agrees to help Cartman have the next uncensored episode pulled.
File:CartoonWars205.jpg "Cartoon Wars Part II" April 12, 2006 1004 143
Cartman meets with the president of FOX in an attempt to cancel Family Guy.
AMillionLittleFibers01 "A Million Little Fibers" April 19, 2006 1005 144
Broke and needing to pay for his rent, Towelie gets high and decides to publish his memoirs. However, every time he gets high, something goes wrong.
File:Manbearpigalgore.JPG "Manbearpig" April 26, 2006 1006 145
Al Gore gets the boys trapped in the Cave Of The Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig".
Tsst01 "Tsst" May 3, 2006 1007 146
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert.
WorldofWarcraft01 "Make Love, Not Warcraft" October 4, 2006 1008 147
The boys dedicate their lives to defeat a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.
File:MysteryoftheUrinalDeuce06.jpg "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" October 11, 2006 1009 148
Cartman "discovers" the true culprit behind the 9/11 attacks. Mr. Mackey is determined to find out who defecated in the urinal at South Park Elementary.
MissTeacherBangsaBoy08 "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" October 18, 2006 1010 149
A South Park Elementary School teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new School Hallway Monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.
HellonEarth11 "Hell on Earth 2006" October 25, 2006 1011 150
Satan decides to throw a big party on Earth, but has trouble deciding who to invite. He wants to invite lots of celebrities that are alive, but is running out of room for his friends.
File:GoGodGo01.jpg "Go God Go" November 1, 2006 1012 151
Cartman, unable to wait for the Nintendo Wii, freezes himself until it is released. After an avalanche he becomes trapped and wakes up in the future. Ms. Garrison meets Richard Dawkins.
File:GoGodGoXII17.jpg "Go God Go XII" November 8, 2006 1013 152
Cartman tries to escape from the future while the war rages on between the otters and people.
StanleysCup02 "Stanley's Cup" November 15, 2006 1014 153
Stan's bike is towed that he needs for his paper route. To get it back he is forced to coach a pee-wee hockey team.

Season 11: 2007

Main article: Season Eleven

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File:With Apologies to Jesse Jackson.JPG "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" March 7, 2007 1101 154
Randy says niggers on Wheel of Fortune and Cartman gets into a fight with a midget.
File:Cartman Sucks.JPG "Cartman Sucks" March 14, 2007 1102 155
Cartman pulls his "best trick ever" on Butters and gets him put in a special camp where they "pray the gay away".
File:LiceCapades05.jpg "Lice Capades" March 21, 2007 1103 156
A hair lice infection hits South Park Elementary. Can Clyde hide his terrible discovery from the others?
File:The Snuke.JPG "The Snuke" March 28, 2007 1104 157
Hillary Clinton's campaign rally arrives in town. Cartman suspects a terrorist threat from the new Muslim student.
1105 chasedbyrabbits "Fantastic Easter Special" April 4, 2007 1105 158
Stan wonders how Easter Eggs and Jesus dying on the cross are linked. He soon falls in with an eccentric society guarding a timeless secret.
DYikes10 "D-Yikes!" April 11, 2007 1106 159
Ms. Garrison gets dumped yet again, and lets her anger out on her fourth grade class.
File:NightoftheLivingHomeless05.jpg "Night of the Living Homeless" April 18, 2007 1107 160
South Park is overrun with the homeless. The boys must figure out a way to get rid of them.
File:LePetitTourette11.jpg "Le Petit Tourette" October 3, 2007 1108 161
Cartman discovers the joys of tourette's syndrome.
MoreCrap01 "More Crap" October 10, 2007 1109 162
Randy becomes a town hero when everyone sees the size of his crap.
Imaginationland05 "Imaginationland" October 17, 2007 1110 163
Kyle regrets making a bet with Cartman, and the boys enter a mysterious land full of imaginary creatures.
1111cartman "Imaginationland, Episode II" October 24, 2007 1111 164
Cartman is determined to find Kyle while Butters remains trapped in Imaginationland as the evil creatures break through the barrier...
File:ImaginationlandPartIII04.jpg "Imaginationland, Episode III" October 31, 2007 1112 165
Stan and Butters prepare for the battle of their lives, while Cartman takes his case to the Supreme Court.
File:GuitarQueero15.jpg "Guitar Queer-o" November 7, 2007 1113 166
Stan and Kyle become hooked on guitar hero, but Stan's superior skill threatens his and Kyle's friendship.
File:TheList13.jpg "The List" November 14, 2007 1114 167
The boys try to obtain the list that the girls have made rating how attractive the boys are.

Season 12: 2008

Main article: Season Twelve

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File:1201butterscartman.jpg "Tonsil Trouble" March 12, 2008 1201 168
Cartman has his tonsils removed but is accidentally given HIV...
BritneysNewLook08 "Britney's New Look" March 19, 2008 1202 169
The boys travel with Britney Spears to the North Pole and discover the secret of her popularity...
1203kenny "Major Boobage" March 26, 2008 1203 170
Kenny becomes addicted to the latest drug...
File:1204t&p.jpg "Canada on Strike" April 2, 2008 1204 171
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike...
File:1205.jpg "Eek, a Penis!" April 9, 2008 1205 172
Mrs. Garrison goes in search of a way of becoming a man while Cartman is left to substitute.
File:OverLogging11.jpg "Over Logging" April 16, 2008 1206 173
Randy moves the Marsh family towards California after the internet has gone.
File:SuperFunTime07.jpg "Super Fun Time" April 23, 2008 1207 174
Mr. Garrison's field trip turns into a dangerous situation when everyone is taken hostage, while Butters is forced by Cartman to accompany him to the nearby amusement park...
1208chinese "The China Probrem" October 8, 2008 1208 175
Cartman must confront the Chinese alone while the American people are haunted by the memory of recent tragic events.
1209wendymad "Breast Cancer Show Ever" October 15, 2008 1209 176
Wendy gets into trouble after threatening to beat Cartman after school.
Pandemic03 "Pandemic" October 22, 2008 1210 177
While the world struggles to contain the latest epedemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.
1211 "Pandemic 2: The Startling" October 29, 2008 1211 178
Randy bravely documents the destruction whilst trying to save his family.
About Last Night "About Last Night..." November 5, 2008 1212 179
All the president candidates aren't who they seem to be...
1213preview "Elementary School Musical" November 12, 2008 1213 180
The boys realize they aren't the cool kids anymore, while Stan realizes that he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary
File:1214preview.jpg "The Ungroundable" November 19, 2008 1214 181
Butters is sure he’s seen a Vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

Season 13: 2009

Main article: Season Thirteen

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1301 "The Ring" March 11, 2009 1301 182
Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed with the Jonas Brothers giving them purity rings.
File:TheCoon-Preview.jpg "The Coon" March 18, 2009 1302 183
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante.
SPMargaritavillePromo "Margaritaville" March 25, 2009 1303 184
The economy is making everyone's life difficult, but Randy has a solution.
1304 press image 2 "Eat, Pray, Queef" April 1, 2009 1304 185
There is a new television serie which freaks the boys out, called The Queef Sisters.
File:1305 press image 1.jpg "Fishsticks" April 8, 2009 1305 186
Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.
1206 "Pinewood Derby" April 15, 2009 1306 187
Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
File:1307 image 1.jpg "Fatbeard" April 22, 2009 1307 188
Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
File:1308.jpg "Dead Celebrities" October 7, 2009 1308 189
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
File:1309-3-.jpg "Butters' Bottom Bitch" October 14, 2009 1309 190
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won’t make fun of him anymore.
1310 boysInWrestlingOutfits "W.T.F" October 21, 2009 1310 191
The boys decide to take up wrestling.
1311 CartmanWhaleShirt "Whale Whores" October 28, 2009 1311 192
Stan joins the whale wars crew and fights against the Japanese protecting the world's whales and dolphins.
1312 cartmanAndBikers "The F Word" November 4, 2009 1312 193
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
1313 Cartman "Dances with Smurfs" November 11, 2009 1313 194
Cartman rips Wendy with the "Dance with Smurfs" Idea.
File:Screen shot 2010-11-01 at 5.41.20 PM.png "Pee" November 18, 2009 1314 195
The boys and Jimmy visit the "Pi Pi Waterland" and experience a urine catastrophe which should be dated in 2012.

Season 14: 2010

Main article: Season Fourteen

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File:Screen shot 2010-11-01 at 5.36.50 PM.png "Sexual Healing" March 17, 2010 1401 196
The nation’s top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.
TaleofScrotieMcBoogerballs01 "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" March 24, 2010 1402 197
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stan's mom has found their masterpiece, their new motivation is how they can stay out of trouble.
File:MedicinalFriedChicken11.jpg "Medicinal Fried Chicken" March 31, 2010 1403 198
Cartman’s favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.
File:Youhave0Friends19.jpg "You have 0 Friends" April 7, 2010 1404 199
Kyle "friends" the wrong person on facebook and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him. Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
200 "200" April 14, 2010 1405 200
While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise (again), which sets off a chain reaction of enraged celebrities. As a result, 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park. So it is up to Stan to come with a plan to sort out this predicament or they are all doomed.
201Promo "201" April 21, 2010 1406 201
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, “Who is Eric Cartman’s father?”
File:CrippledSummerPromo.jpg "Crippled Summer" April 28, 2010 1407 202
Competition is the name of the game this summer. There is no time for Jimmy and his friends to slack off. They're working to be this year's champions at summer camp. Jimmy suits up and prepares to shred in the annual surfing contest.
File:CartmanDrivingWEB.jpg "Poor and Stupid" October 6, 2010 1408 203
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
NewJerseyWEB2 "It's a Jersey Thing" October 13, 2010 1409 204
New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation, one state at a time and their next stop is South Park.
InsheeptionPROMO "Insheeption" October 20, 2010 1410 205
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because hes holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Coon2PROMO "Coon 2: Hindsight" October 27, 2010 1411 206
"Coon and Friends" set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon's dismay, another Super Hero gets there first.
File:Screen shot 2010-11-02 at 6.07.44 PM.png "Mysterion Rises" November 3, 2010 1412 207
Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.
CoonVsCoonAndFriendsPromo1 "Coon vs. Coon & Friends" November 10, 2010 1413 208
The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon and Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion.
Creme-fraichePromo "Crème Fraiche" November 17, 2010 1414 209
Stan's life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy's obsession with the Food Network is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. When his mom takes off with her "new interest", Stan is left behind to pick up the pieces.