List of Crying Moments

The following is a compiled list, in episodic order, of instances where a character has cried:

Character	Episode	Reason for Crying
Jimbo Kern	Volcano	Feeling sentimental as Ned sings "Kumbaya".
Mayor McDaniels	Volcano	Fake crying in front of the media to appear worried that the children camping up in the mountain will die in the impending volcano eruption.
Stan Marsh	An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig	He was about to be sent away after being framed for wreaking havoc across the town.
Eric Cartman	Pinkeye	Thought about Kenny's death.
Sheila Broflovski	Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo	Misses Kyle in the mental institute.
Wendy Testaburger	Tom's Rhinoplasty	Her boyfriend Stan vomits for Ms. Ellen, meaning he likes her more than Wendy.
Wendy Testaburger	Tom's Rhinoplasty	"Apologizing" to Ms. Ellen in front of the class and "wishing her and Stan well" as a couple.
Wendy Testaburger	Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls	Moved while watching a movie.
Kyle Broflovski	Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls	He is upset about Mr. Hankey's failing health.
Kyle Broflovski	Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls	Chef informs him that poo can't get into heaven.
Kyle Broflovski	Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls	Mr. Hankey is thrown by the film festival director and dies.
Mr. Mackey	Ike's Wee Wee	Thinking about his future after being fired.
Sheila Broflovski & Gerald Broflovski	Ike's Wee Wee	Witnessing "Ike's" death.
Sheila Broflovski	Ike's Wee Wee	At "Ike's" funeral.
Jimbo Kern	Cow Days	Thinking of the Cows' suicide.
Eric Cartman	Chef Aid	After Chef goes to jail.
Flo Kimble	Spookyfish	Thinks Stan doesn't like his fish.
Sharon Marsh	Spookyfish	Thinks her son murdered another person.
Thomas McElroy	The Succubus	Emotional over his son's wedding.
Nelle McElroy	The Succubus	Emotional over her son's wedding.
Mr. Adler	Tweek vs. Craig	He never got to say "goodbye" to his girlfriend.
Kenny McCormick	South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut	He is about to be tortured by Satan in Hell.
Eric Cartman	Sexual Harassment Panda	Getting "molested".
Shelly Marsh	Cat Orgy	After her boyfriend left her.
Kyle Broflovski	Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery	His grandmother's corpse has been taken away.
Sheila Broflovski	Chinpokomon	Stan was brainwashed by the Japanese.
Adolf Hitler	Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics	He doesn't have a Christmas Tree.
Mrs. McCormick	Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus	Kenny died again.
Cartman	Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000	He wants to get out of prison.
Quintuplets	Quintuplets 2000	Their grandmother died.
Stuart McCormick	Cartman Joins NAMBLA	He broke his balls.
Stan Marsh	Cherokee Hair Tampons	Kyle was going to die.
Clyde Donovan	Fourth Grade	Reminiscent of the third grade.
Heidi Turner	Helen Keller! The Musical	She finds her dog, Robby, dead on the street.
Chad	Fat Camp	Thinks he's going to be fat forever.
Eric Cartman	Fat Camp	Gets kicked out of the fat camp.
Multiple Children	The Wacky Molestation Adventure	Pretends his mom molested him
Red	A Very Crappy Christmas	Upset by the lack of Christmas spirit
Scott Tenorman	Scott Tenorman Must Die	He finds out that his parents are dead.
Kyle Broflovski	Cartmanland	Loses his faith in God.
Kyle Broflovski	Cartmanland	Painfully pops his hemorrhoid on the fence of Cartmanland.
Eric Cartman	Cartmanland	After losing his theme park.
Martha Thompson	How to Eat with Your Butt	Doesn't think his son will ever be found.
Martha Thompson	How to Eat with Your Butt	Her son was found.
Stan Marsh	Kenny Dies	Finds out Kenny might die.
Stan Marsh	Kenny Dies	Upset about Kenny's illness.
Eric Cartman & Kyle Broflovski	Kenny Dies	Upset about Kenny's illness.
Eric Cartman	Kenny Dies	Telling Congress about how stem cell research may save Kenny's life.
Linda Stotch	Butters' Very Own Episode	She finds out that her husband was going to gay clubs.
Linda Stotch	Butters' Very Own Episode	Thought she killed Butters.
Russell Crowe	The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer	Tugger tried to commit suicide.
Carol & Stuart McCormick	A Ladder to Heaven	Showing the boys Kenny's urn.
Multiple Adults	A Ladder to Heaven	Touched that the boys are building a ladder to heaven so they can see Kenny again.
Woman at abortion clinic	A Ladder to Heaven	She cannot bring herself to have an abortion.
Crowd	A Ladder to Heaven	Touched about the speech about heaven.
Linda Stotch	My Future Self n' Me	Sorry about tricking Butters.
Stephen Stotch	My Future Self n' Me	Sorry about tricking Butters.
Mr. Slave	Red Man's Greed	He and Mr. Garrison are homeless.
Eric Cartman	Christian Rock Hard	He didn't get his platinum album.
Linda Stotch	Casa Bonita	Butters is missing.
Sharon Marsh	Butt Out	Found out Stan was smoking.
Stan Marsh	Raisins	Wendy dumped him.
Butters Stotch	Raisins	Lexus dumped him.
Clyde Donovan	It's Christmas in Canada	The parents decide to not get any presents for their children.
Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski & Kenny McCormick	It's Christmas in Canada	Eric didn't get any presents, Stan didn't have a Christmas adventure, Kyle didn't get Ike back, and Kenny doesn't think he's going to "go five days without dying".
Eric Cartman	It's Christmas in Canada	Getting punched in the face by Kyle.
Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski & Kenny McCormick	Good Times with Weapons	They pretend that their parents died so they can buy weapons without their parents' permission.
Butters Stotch	Good Times with Weapons	Received a shuriken to the eye.
Butters Stotch	AWESOM-O	His "robot friend" is about to be taken away from him.
Blanket Jackson	The Jeffersons	He is disturbed by his father's behavior.
Linda Stotch	Pre-School	She regrets not letting Butters back in the house.
Stan Marsh	Pre-School	Trent Boyett is going to kill him.
Paris Hilton	Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset	Tinkerbell committed suicide.
Clyde Donovan	Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset	Forced to partake in "Two minutes in the closet" with Beth.
Lion Cubs	Woodland Critter Christmas	Their mom was killed.
Tuong Lu Kim	Wing	His wife is about to be taken to LA by the Chinese mafia.
Kyle Broflovski	Wing	Kenny is killed in the gunfire with the Chinese mafia.
Kenny McCormick	The Death of Eric Cartman	Cartman ate all the KFC chicken skin.
Eric Cartman	The Death of Eric Cartman	He thinks that he is dead after his friends start ignoring him as if they couldn't see or hear him.
Eric Cartman, Butters Stotch & Liane Cartman	The Death of Eric Cartman	Eric says that he loves his mom and that he is sorry for all the bad things he has done to her.
Eric Cartman	The Death of Eric Cartman	He regrets bashing Kyle for being a Jew all the time.
Scott Tenorman	The Death of Eric Cartman	At his parents' graves.
Jimmy Valmer	Erection Day	Not able to perform in the talent show due to his erection.
Linda Stotch	Marjorine	She thinks Butters died.
Marjorine	Marjorine	The girls upset him.
Kyle Broflovski, Clyde Donovan & Butters Scotch	Free Willzyx	They won't be able to see Willzyx anymore.
Al Gore	ManBearPig	Nobody is taking him "cereal".
Liane Cartman	Tsst	Upset over Eric's behavior.
Ike Broflovski	Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy	Doesn't want Kyle to tell his mom on him.
Eric Cartman	Cartman Sucks	Started fake crying to get his mother's attention.
Eric Cartman	Le Petit Tourette	Kyle stopped Dateline's To Catch a Predator.
Randy Marsh	More Crap	His record for the "biggest crap" was broken by Bono.
Bono	More Crap	Finds out he is "a Number 2".
Linda Stotch	Imaginationland	Butters is missing.
Liane Cartman	Tonsil Trouble	Cartman has AIDS.
Tricia Tucker	Major Boobage	Her cat was confiscated by the police.
Eric Cartman	Major Boobage	Cries as he lets Rufus and two other cats stay in his attic for safety.
Eric Cartman & unnamed woman	Major Boobage	They cry as Cartman let Nishka stay in his attic for safety.
Mrs. Garrison	Eek, A Penis!	He doesn't want to be a woman anymore.
Shelly Marsh	Over Logging	She misses Amir.
Eric Cartman	The China Probrem	Paranoid about the "Chinese takeover".
Multiple people	The China Probrem	They watched Indiana Jones getting raped.
Multiple people	The China Probrem	George Lucas and Steven Spielberg finally got arrested.
Eric Cartman	Breast Cancer Show Ever	Gets his mom to tell Wendy's parents that she wants to beat him up.
Eric Cartman	Breast Cancer Show Ever	Wendy beats him up.
Ike Broflovski	About Last Night...	John McCain lost the election.
Kenny McCormick	The Ring	He cannot get a blowjob from his girlfriend after they decide to wear purity rings.
Carlos Mencia	Fishsticks	He is badly beaten up by Kanye West's aides.
Jimmy Valmer	Fishsticks	Cartman takes all the credit for the Fishsticks Joke on The Ellen DeGeneres Show when it was really Jimmy's joke.
Clyde Donovan	Fatbeard	Somalia isn't what Cartman said it would be.
Clyde Donovan	Fatbeard	He hates Somalia and wants to go home.
Butters Stotch	Dances with Smurfs	He is "being silenced".
Eric Cartman	Pee	The waterpark is full of minorities.
Randy Marsh	Pee	Stan and his friends are inside the waterpark that was flooded by pee and he doesn't know if they survived.
Pi-Pi	Pee	He didn't listen to the scientists saying that there's too much pee in his waterpark, so his waterpark got destroyed.
Eric Cartman	Pee	Thinks he is the only non-minority who survived the pee flood and imagines a minority-dominant world.
Carol McCormick	Sexual Healing	At Kenny's funeral; he died from autoerotic asphyxiation.
Kyle Broflovski & Butters Stotch	Sexual Healing	Think they will end up dying from autoerotic asphyxiation like Kenny due to their perceived sex addiction.
Kyle Broflovski	You Have 0 Friends	His friends begin to shun him.
Eric Cartman	201	He found out he was "half-ginger"
Tom Cruise	201	Everyone keeps ripping on him.
Butters Stotch	Crippled Summer	Upset over Towelie's addiction.
Towelie	Crippled Summer	Upset over his addiction.
Eric Cartman	Poor and Stupid	He doesn't think he can become a NASCAR driver.
Eric Cartman	It's a Jersey Thing	He got pushed into a tree by Kyle.
Eric Cartman	HUMANCENTiPAD	His mom didn't get him an iPad.
Eric Cartman	HUMANCENTiPAD	Gets struck by lightning.
Ike Broflovski	Royal Pudding	The Princess of Canada was kidnapped.
Harrison Yates & Mr. Mackey	Royal Pudding	Tooth Decay was killed.
Kyle Broflovski & Nurse	Crack Baby Athletic Association	Feeling sad about the crack babies' situation.
Stan Marsh	Ass Burgers	Trying to explain his situation to Mr. Mackey.
Jenny Simons	Bass to Mouth	She crapped her pants.
Larry Feegan	Broadway Bro Down	He was afraid to jump off the diving board.
Shelly Marsh	Broadway Bro Down	Larry drowned.
Eric Cartman	1%	The 99% started "ganging up on him".
Eric Cartman	1%	About to kill Polly Prissypants.
Karen McCormick	The Poor Kid	Her dad and brother are fighting.
Karen McCormick	The Poor Kid	She and her siblings have been taken away from their parents who were arrested.
Eric Cartman	The Poor Kid	His mom is "poor".
Karen McCormick	The Poor Kid	She and her siblings have been taken away to the foster home.
Mr. Adams	The Poor Kid	He finds out the kids he sent to the foster home were being tortured.
Eric Cartman	Faith Hilling	Coming to terms with the fact that Faith Hilling is really outdated.
Eric Cartman	Jewpacabra	He can't break free from being chained as bait for the supposed Jewbacabra.
Egyptian Woman	Jewpacabra	Her child got killed by God in Cartman's dream.
Mr. Mackey	Butterballs	He is harassed by Bucky Bailey.
Stan Marsh	Butterballs	He is harassed by Bucky Bailey.
Bucky Bailey	Butterballs	He is harassed by Nick Jabs.
Nick Jabs	Butterballs	He is harassed by Jesus.
Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski & Eric Cartman	I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining	Stan got Kenny killed.
Eric Cartman	Cartman Finds Love	Feeling happy that Nichole and Token got together (he set them up without their knowledge).
Eric Cartman	Cartman Finds Love	Upset that Nichole and Token broke up.
Ike Broflovski	Insecurity	He thinks his mom slept with the UPS man.
Ike Broflovski	Obama Wins!	Obama won the election.
Eric Cartman	Let Go, Let Gov	The NSA doesn't think he's "cool"
Aaron Hagen	Informative Murder Porn	His father murdered his mom.
Butters Stotch	Informative Murder Porn	His father murdered his mother in Minecraft.
Butters Stotch	The Hobbit	Wendy called Kim Kardashian a hobbit.
Kanye West	The Hobbit	Tells Wendy the story of how Photoshop transformed his fiancee, the hobbit.
Wendy Testaburger	The Hobbit	Gives into peer pressure to Photoshop herself.
Eric Cartman	Safe Space	He was harassed online.
Kyle Broflovski	Ginger Cow	Is being blackmailed by Eric Cartman.
Bebe Stevens	Skank Hunt	Heidi quits social media.
Eric Cartman	White People Renovating Houses	Heidi "went off" on him.
Multiple Students	Put It Down	Mourning over Gary Borkovec's death.
Marcus Preston	Hummels & Heroin	Reminded about how much he loved Chuck-E-Cheese.
Eric Cartman	Doubling Down	He wants to get back together with Heidi.
Eric Cartman	Doubling Down	Heidi broke up with him; Token slammed the door in his face.
Randy Marsh	Dead Kids	His wife keeps on getting angry and yelling at him about the school shootings.
Kyle Broflovski & Eric Cartman	Nobody Got Cereal?	Manbearpig killed Satan.
Ike Broflovski	Mexican Joker	His family is taken away and separated by ICE agents.
Chinese Prisoner	Band in China	He is sentenced to another 10 years in prison and cannot go home.
Stan Marsh	Band in China	His death metal band is never going to make money so he cannot move away from Tegridy Farms.
Liane Cartman	SHOTS!!!	Eric cannot stay at South Park Elementary if he does not get vaccinated.
Randy Marsh	SHOTS!!!	Everyone, including his family, is pissed off at the way he runs Tegridy Farms.
Danny Ray Johnston & unnamed girl	SHOTS!!!	They are forcibly vaccinated at the CDC Child Immunization Challenge.
Randy Marsh	Tegridy Farms Halloween Special	Shelly destroyed his Halloween Special.
Mrs. White	Season Finale	Her son was killed.
Eric Cartman	Board Girls	Pleading to Mr. Mackey to keep girls out of the Dice Studz Board Gamers Club because they make the boys look stupid.
Heather Swanson	Board Girls	PC Principal shoved him.