List of Crying Moments

The following is a compiled list, in episodic order, of instances where a character has cried:

Character	Episode	Reason for Crying
Eric Cartman	Pinkeye	Thought about Kenny's death.
Sheila Broflovski	Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo	Misses Kyle in the mental institute.
Mr. Mackey	Ike's Wee Wee	Thinking about his future after being fired.
Sheila Broflovski	Ike's Wee Wee	Witnessing "Ike's" death.
Gerald Broflovski	Ike's Wee Wee	Witnessing "Ike's" death.
Sheila Broflovski	Ike's Wee Wee	At "Ike's" funeral.
Jimbo Kern	Cow Days	Thinking of the Cows' suicide.
Eric Cartman	Chef Aid	After Chef goes to jail.
Flo Kimble	Spookyfish	Thinks Stan doesn't like his fish.
Sharon Marsh	Spookyfish	Thinks her son murdered another person.
Thomas McElroy	The Succubus	Emotional over his son's wedding.
Nelle McElroy	The Succubus	Emotional over his son's wedding.
Mr. Adler	Tweek vs. Craig	He never got to say "goodbye" to his girlfriend.
Eric Cartman	Sexual Harassment Panda	Getting "molested".
Shelly Marsh	Cat Orgy	After her boyfriend left her.
Kyle Broflovski	Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery	His grandmother's corpse has taken away
Adolf Hitler	Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics	He doesn't have a Christmas Tree.
Mrs. McCormick	Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus	Kenny died again.
Cartman	Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000	He wants to get out of prison.
Stuart McCormick	Cartman Joins NAMBLA	He broke his balls.
Stan	Cherokee Hair Tampons	Kyle was going to die.
Clyde Donovan	Fourth Grade	Reminiscent of the third grade.
Heidi Turner	Helen Keller! The Musical	Finds her dog, Robby, dead on the street.
Chad	Fat Camp	Thinks he's going to be fat forever.
Eric Cartman	Fat Camp	Gets kicked out of the fat camp.
Multiple Children	The Wacky Molestation Adventure	Pretends his mom molested him
Red	A Very Crappy Christmas	Upset by the lack of Christmas spirit
Scott Tenorman	Scott Tenorman Must Die	Finds out his parents are dead.
Eric Cartman	Cartmanland	After losing his theme park.
Martha Thompson	How to Eat with Your Butt	Doesn't think his son will ever be found.
Martha Thompson	How to Eat with Your Butt	Her son was found.
Eric Cartman	Kenny Dies	Upset about Kenny's illness.
Stan Marsh	Kenny Dies	Finds out Kenny might die.
Eric Cartman	Kenny Dies	Upset about Kenny's illness.
Linda Stotch	Butters' Very Own Episode	Finds out his husband was going to gay clubs.
Linda Stotch	Butters' Very Own Episode	Thought she killed Butters.
Russell Crowe	The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer	Tugger tried to commit suicide.
Linda Stotch	My Future Self n' Me	Sorry about tricking Butters.
Stephen Stotch	My Future Self n' Me	Sorry about tricking Butters.
Mr. Slave	Red Man's Greed	He and Mr. Garrison are homeless.
Eric Cartman	Christian Rock Hard	He didn't get his platinum album.
Linda Stotch	Casa Bonita	Butters is missing.
Sharon Marsh	Butt Out	Found out Stan was smoking.
Butters Stotch	Raisins	Lexus dumped him.
Clyde Donovan	It's Christmas in Canada	The parents decide to not get any presents.
Kyle Broflovski	It's Christmas in Canada	Not getting Ike back.
Eric Cartman	It's Christmas in Canada	The parents decide to not get any presents.
Stan Marsh	It's Christmas in Canada	Not having a Christmas adventure.
Kenny McCormick	It's Christmas in Canada	Unknown.
Eric Cartman	It's Christmas in Canada	Getting punched in the face by Kyle.
Butters Stotch	Good Times with Weapons	Received a shuriken to the eye.
Butters Stotch	AWESOM-O	His "robot friend" is about to be taken away from him.
Blanket Jackson	The Jeffersons	Disturbed by his father's behavior.
Linda Stotch	Pre-School	Regrets not letting Butters back in the house.
Lion Cubs	Woodland Critter Christmas	Their mom was killed.
Tuong Lu Kim	Wing	His wife is about to be taken to LA by the mafia.
Kenny McCormick	The Death of Eric Cartman	Cartman ate all the KFC chicken skin.
Jimmy Valmer	Erection Day	Not able to perform in the talent show due to his erection.
Linda Stotch	Marjorine	She thinks Butters died.
Marjorine	Marjorine	The girls upset her.
Liane Cartman	Tsst	Upset over Eric's behavior.
Ike Broflovski	Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy	Doesn't want Kyle to tell his mom on him.
Eric Cartman	Cartman Sucks	Started fake crying to get his mother's attention.
Eric Cartman	Le Petit Tourette	Kyle stopped Dateline's To Catch a Predator.
Randy Marsh	More Crap	His record for the "biggest crap" was broken by Bono.
Bono	More Crap	Finds out he is "a Number 2".
Linda Stotch	Imaginationland	Butters is missing.
Liane Cartman	Tonsil Trouble	Cartman has AIDS.
Mrs. Garrison	Eek, A Penis!	She doesn't want to be a woman anymore.
Shelly Marsh	Over Logging	She misses Amir.
Eric Cartman	The China Probrem	Paranoid about the "Chinese takeover".
Kyle Broflovski	The China Problem	Watched Indiana Jones getting raped.
Eric Cartman	Breast Cancer Show Ever	Wendy beats him up.
Ike Broflovski	About Last Night...	John McCain lost the election.
Clyde Donovan	Fatbeard	Somalia isn't what Cartman said it would be.
Clyde Donovan	Fatbeard	He hates Somalia, and wants to go home.
Butters Stotch	Dances with Smurfs	He is "being silenced".
Pi-Pi	Pee	He didn't listen to the scientists/waterpark destroyed.
Eric Cartman	201	He found out he was "half-ginger"
Butters Stotch	Crippled Summer	Upset over Towelie's addiction.
Towelie	Crippled Summer	Upset over his addiction.
Eric Cartman	Poor and Stupid	He doesn't think he can become a NASCAR driver.
Eric Cartman	It's a Jersey Thing	He got pushed into a tree by Kyle.
Eric Cartman	HUMANCENTiPAD	His mom didn't get him an iPad.
Eric Cartman	HUMANCENTiPAD	Gets struck by lightning.
Ike Broflovski	Royal Pudding	The Princess of Canada was kidnapped.
Harrison Yates	Royal Pudding	Tooth Decay was killed.
Mr. Mackey	Royal Pudding	Tooth Decay was killed.
Eric Cartman	1%	The 99% started "ganging up on him".
Eric Cartman	1%	About to kill Polly Prissypants.
Eric Cartman	The Poor Kid	His mom is "poor".
Mr. Adams	The Poor Kid	Finds out the kids he sent to the foster home were being tortured.
Mr. Mackey	Butterballs	He is harassed by Bucky Bailey.
Stan Marsh	Butterballs	He is harassed by Bucky Bailey.
Stan Marsh	I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining	He killed Kenny.
Ike Broflovski	Insecurity	He thinks his mom slept with the UPS man.
Ike Broflovski	Obama Wins!	Obama won the election.
Eric Cartman	Safe Space	He was harassed online.
Bebe Stevens	Skank Hunt	Heidi quits social media.
Eric Cartman	White People Renovating Houses	Heidi "went off" on him.
Multiple Students	Put It Down	Mourning over Gary Borkovec's death.
Marcus Preston	Hummels & Heroin	Reminded about how much he loved Chuck-E-Cheese.
Eric Cartman	Doubling Down	He wants go get back together with Heidi
Eric Cartman	Doubling Down	Heidi broke up with him; Token slammed the door in his face.