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+ | [[File:Good Times with Weapons Boys.jpg|thumb|220x220px|[[The Boys]] fake cry in "[[Good Times with Weapons]]" (Episode 112).]] |
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− | The following is a compiled list, in episodic order, of instances where a character has cried: |
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+ | The following is a compiled list, in episodic order, of instances when a character has cried: |
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|[[Kyle Broflovski]] |
|[[Kyle Broflovski]] |
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|3 |
|3 |
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|[[Volcano]] |
|[[Volcano]] |
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+ | |He feels sentimental as [[Ned Gerblansky|Ned]] sings "[[Kumbaya]]". |
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|- |
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|[[Mayor McDaniels]] |
|[[Mayor McDaniels]] |
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|3 |
|3 |
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|Volcano |
|Volcano |
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+ | |She fake cries in front of the media to appear worried that [[The Boys|the children]] camping up in the mountain will die in the impending volcano eruption. |
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− | |[[ |
+ | |[[Fluffy]] |
|5 |
|5 |
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|[[An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]] |
|[[An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]] |
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+ | |She got all drunk and woke up next to an elephant in the morning. |
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− | |He was about to be sent away after being framed for wreaking havoc across the town. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Stan Marsh]] |
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+ | |5 |
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+ | |An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig |
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+ | |He is about to be sent away after being framed for wreaking havoc across the town. |
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|[[Eric Cartman]] |
|[[Eric Cartman]] |
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|7 |
|7 |
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|[[Pinkeye]] |
|[[Pinkeye]] |
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+ | |He thinks about Kenny's death. |
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|[[Sheila Broflovski]] |
|[[Sheila Broflovski]] |
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|9 |
|9 |
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|[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]] |
|[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]] |
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+ | |She misses Kyle in the mental institute. |
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|[[Wendy Testaburger]] |
|[[Wendy Testaburger]] |
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|"Apologizing" to Ms. Ellen in front of the class and "wishing her and Stan well" as a couple. |
|"Apologizing" to Ms. Ellen in front of the class and "wishing her and Stan well" as a couple. |
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− | |[[ |
+ | |[[Officer Barbrady]] |
|16 |
|16 |
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+ | |[[Chickenlover]] |
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+ | |He feels that he is not fit to be a cop as he finds learning to read too difficult and is on the verge of giving up. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Mr. Mackey]] |
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+ | |17 |
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|[[Ike's Wee Wee]] |
|[[Ike's Wee Wee]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He worries about his future after being fired. |
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|Sheila Broflovski<br />[[Gerald Broflovski]] |
|Sheila Broflovski<br />[[Gerald Broflovski]] |
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− | | |
+ | |17 |
|Ike's Wee Wee |
|Ike's Wee Wee |
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− | | |
+ | |They witness "Ike's" death. |
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|- |
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|Sheila Broflovski |
|Sheila Broflovski |
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− | | |
+ | |17 |
|Ike's Wee Wee |
|Ike's Wee Wee |
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|At "Ike's" funeral. |
|At "Ike's" funeral. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Clyde Donovan]] |
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+ | |18 |
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+ | |[[Conjoined Fetus Lady]] |
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+ | |He is painfully hit with the ball while playing dodgeball. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Last Denver Cougars Player |
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+ | |18 |
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+ | |Conjoined Fetus Lady |
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+ | |He is painfully hit with the ball while playing dodgeball. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Multiple People |
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+ | Officer Barbrady |
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+ | |18 |
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+ | |Conjoined Fetus Lady |
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+ | |They are touched by the photo montage of [[Nurse Gollum]]. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Sheila Broflovski |
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+ | |18 |
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+ | |Conjoined Fetus Lady |
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+ | |She thinks Nurse Gollum is really touched by South Park's Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Michelle |
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+ | |19 |
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+ | |[[The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]] |
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+ | |She recounts how her husband was trapped in their overturned car for twelve hours. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Tom |
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+ | |19 |
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+ | |The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka |
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+ | |He recounts how there was no log ride in Tet during the Vietnam War. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Jimbo Kern |
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+ | |19 |
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+ | |The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka |
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+ | |Ned is catatonic. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Multiple Children |
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+ | |20 |
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+ | |'''[[City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)]]''' |
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+ | |The school bus has tumbled onto the edge of a cliff. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Boy with Red Shirt]] |
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+ | |20 |
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+ | |'''City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)''' |
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+ | |He can't take it anymore waiting in the stranded bus; he wants to leave and get help. |
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|Wendy Testaburger |
|Wendy Testaburger |
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|22 |
|22 |
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|[[Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls]] |
|[[Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls]] |
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+ | |She is moved while watching a movie. |
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|Kyle Broflovski |
|Kyle Broflovski |
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|22 |
|22 |
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|Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls |
|Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls |
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− | |Chef informs him that poo can't get into heaven. |
+ | |[[Chef]] informs him that poo can't get into heaven. |
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|Kyle Broflovski |
|Kyle Broflovski |
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|26 |
|26 |
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|[[Cow Days]] |
|[[Cow Days]] |
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+ | |He thinks of the [[Cows]]' suicide. |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|28 |
|28 |
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|[[Spookyfish]] |
|[[Spookyfish]] |
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+ | |She thinks Stan doesn't like his fish. |
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|- |
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|[[Sharon Marsh]] |
|[[Sharon Marsh]] |
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|28 |
|28 |
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|Spookyfish |
|Spookyfish |
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+ | |She thinks her son murdered another person. |
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|[[Elvin Cartman]] |
|[[Elvin Cartman]] |
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|Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! |
|Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! |
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|Moved when the Cartman family surprises him in his cell with "Hark the Herald Angels Sing". |
|Moved when the Cartman family surprises him in his cell with "Hark the Herald Angels Sing". |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Kelly]] |
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+ | |32 |
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+ | |[[Rainforest Shmainforest]] |
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+ | |She hates the rainforest and wants to go home. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Carol McCormick]] |
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+ | |33 |
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+ | |[[Spontaneous Combustion]] |
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+ | |At Kenny's funeral; he died from spontaneous combustion. |
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|- |
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|[[Thomas McElroy]] |
|[[Thomas McElroy]] |
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[[Nelle McElroy]] |
[[Nelle McElroy]] |
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+ | |34 |
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+ | |[[The Succubus]] |
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+ | |They feel emotional about their son's wedding. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Veronica]] |
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|34 |
|34 |
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|The Succubus |
|The Succubus |
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+ | |Kyle and Stan accuse her of being a succubus (which later turns out to be true). She fake cries so that no one will believe them. |
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− | |Emotional about their son's wedding. |
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|[[Mr. Adler]] |
|[[Mr. Adler]] |
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|36 |
|36 |
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|[[Tweek vs. Craig]] |
|[[Tweek vs. Craig]] |
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− | |He never got to say |
+ | |He never got to say goodbye to [[Mr. Adler's Girlfriend|his fiancee]] who died in a skywriting accident while trying to write "I Love U Richard" in the sky. |
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|[[Kenny McCormick]] |
|[[Kenny McCormick]] |
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|n/a |
|n/a |
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|South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut |
|South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut |
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+ | |He is moved by Kyle's speech about how his mom should deal with him rather than going off to fight for causes. |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|37 |
|37 |
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|[[Sexual Harassment Panda]] |
|[[Sexual Harassment Panda]] |
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+ | |He fake cries in court as he accuses Stan of sexual harassment. |
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− | |Getting "molested". |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Principal Victoria]] |
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+ | |37 |
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+ | |Sexual Harassment Panda |
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+ | |She cries in court as she admits to murdering a man. |
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|- |
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|[[Shelly Marsh]] |
|[[Shelly Marsh]] |
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|38 |
|38 |
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|[[Cat Orgy]] |
|[[Cat Orgy]] |
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− | | |
+ | |Her [[Skyler Morse|boyfriend]] dumped her for refusing to have sex with him. |
+ | |- |
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+ | |Jew Scout Inductee |
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+ | |40 |
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+ | |[[Jewbilee]] |
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+ | |The Jew Elder lowers a huge bell over his head and strikes it loudly to induct him into the Jew Scouts. |
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|- |
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|Kyle Broflovski |
|Kyle Broflovski |
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|His grandmother's corpse has been taken away. |
|His grandmother's corpse has been taken away. |
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|- |
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+ | |Sharon Marsh |
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− | |Sheila Broflovski |
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|42 |
|42 |
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|[https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Chinpokomon Chinpokomon] |
|[https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Chinpokomon Chinpokomon] |
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− | |Stan |
+ | |Stan has been brainwashed by the Japanese. |
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|[[Adolf Hitler]] |
|[[Adolf Hitler]] |
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|He doesn't have a Christmas Tree. |
|He doesn't have a Christmas Tree. |
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|- |
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− | | |
+ | |Carol McCormick |
|47 |
|47 |
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|[[Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus]] |
|[[Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus]] |
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|53 |
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|[[Cartman Joins NAMBLA]] |
|[[Cartman Joins NAMBLA]] |
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− | |He broke his balls. |
+ | |He broke his balls from being gang-raped by [[NAMBLA]] members. |
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|- |
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|Stan Marsh |
|Stan Marsh |
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|54 |
|54 |
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|[[Cherokee Hair Tampons]] |
|[[Cherokee Hair Tampons]] |
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− | |Kyle |
+ | |Kyle is going to die. |
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|- |
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+ | |Women at [[Fingerbang]] concert in Cartman's dream |
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− | |[[Clyde Donovan]] |
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+ | |56 |
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+ | |[[Something You Can Do with Your Finger]] |
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+ | |They are sexually overwhelmed by Fingerbang's performance. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Clyde Donovan |
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|59 |
|59 |
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|[[Fourth Grade]] |
|[[Fourth Grade]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He misses the third grade. |
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|[[Heidi Turner]] |
|[[Heidi Turner]] |
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|63 |
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|[[Fat Camp]] |
|[[Fat Camp]] |
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+ | |He thinks he's going to be fat forever. |
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|- |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|63 |
|63 |
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|Fat Camp |
|Fat Camp |
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− | | |
+ | |He gets kicked out of the fat camp. |
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|- |
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|Kyle Broflovski |
|Kyle Broflovski |
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|64 |
|64 |
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|[[The Wacky Molestation Adventure]] |
|[[The Wacky Molestation Adventure]] |
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+ | |He cries as he writes a letter to Fidel Castro to get him to eradicate communism in Cuba. |
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|Kyle Broflovski |
|Kyle Broflovski |
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|64 |
|64 |
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|The Wacky Molestation Adventure |
|The Wacky Molestation Adventure |
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− | | |
+ | |He practices fake crying to get his parents arrested for molesting him. |
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|Multiple Children |
|Multiple Children |
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|64 |
|64 |
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|The Wacky Molestation Adventure |
|The Wacky Molestation Adventure |
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− | | |
+ | |They pretend that their parents molested them to get them arrested. |
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|[[Red Harris|Red Harris]] |
|[[Red Harris|Red Harris]] |
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|65 |
|65 |
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|[[A Very Crappy Christmas]] |
|[[A Very Crappy Christmas]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He is upset that no one is buying toys for Christmas from his shop. |
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|Woman |
|Woman |
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|65 |
|65 |
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|A Very Crappy Christmas |
|A Very Crappy Christmas |
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− | | |
+ | |She is moved by the boys' [[The Spirit of Christmas|animated film]]. |
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|[[Radiohead]] |
|[[Radiohead]] |
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|69 |
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|Scott Tenorman Must Die |
|Scott Tenorman Must Die |
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− | |He finds out that his parents are dead. |
+ | |He finds out that his parents are dead and they have been fed to him. |
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|- |
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+ | | |
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− | |[[Liane Cartman]] |
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+ | [[Liane Cartman]] |
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+ | |||
+ | Cartman Family |
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|71 |
|71 |
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|[[Cartmanland]] |
|[[Cartmanland]] |
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− | |At [[Mabel Cartman| |
+ | |At [[Mabel Cartman|Mabel Cartman's]] funeral. |
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|- |
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|Kyle Broflovski |
|Kyle Broflovski |
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|71 |
|71 |
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|Cartmanland |
|Cartmanland |
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+ | |He loses his faith in God. |
+ | |- |
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+ | |Eric Cartman |
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+ | |71 |
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+ | |Cartmanland |
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+ | |He is so happy playing by himself at [[North Park Funland|Cartmanland]]. |
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|- |
|- |
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|Kyle Broflovski |
|Kyle Broflovski |
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|71 |
|71 |
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|Cartmanland |
|Cartmanland |
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− | | |
+ | |He painfully pops his hemorrhoid on the fence of Cartmanland. |
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|- |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|71 |
|71 |
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|Cartmanland |
|Cartmanland |
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− | | |
+ | |He lost his theme park. |
+ | |- |
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+ | |Kindergartener |
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+ | |72 |
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+ | |[[Proper Condom Use]] |
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+ | |He was scared when Mr. Garrison was putting on the condom. |
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|[[Stephen and Martha Thompson|Martha Thompson]] |
|[[Stephen and Martha Thompson|Martha Thompson]] |
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|75 |
|75 |
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|[[How to Eat with Your Butt]] |
|[[How to Eat with Your Butt]] |
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+ | |She doesn't think her son will ever be found. |
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|- |
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|Martha Thompson |
|Martha Thompson |
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|75 |
|75 |
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|How to Eat with Your Butt |
|How to Eat with Your Butt |
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− | |Her son was found. |
+ | |[[Ben Affleck|Her son]] was found. |
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|- |
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|Stan Marsh |
|Stan Marsh |
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|78 |
|78 |
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|[[Kenny Dies]] |
|[[Kenny Dies]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He finds out that Kenny might die. |
|- |
|- |
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|Stan Marsh |
|Stan Marsh |
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|78 |
|78 |
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|Kenny Dies |
|Kenny Dies |
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− | | |
+ | |He is upset about Kenny's illness. |
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|- |
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|Eric Cartman<br />Kyle Broflovski |
|Eric Cartman<br />Kyle Broflovski |
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|78 |
|78 |
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|Kenny Dies |
|Kenny Dies |
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− | | |
+ | |They are upset about Kenny's illness. |
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|- |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|78 |
|78 |
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|Kenny Dies |
|Kenny Dies |
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− | | |
+ | |He tells Congress about how stem cell research may save Kenny's life. |
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|[[Linda Stotch]] |
|[[Linda Stotch]] |
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|79 |
|79 |
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|[[Butters' Very Own Episode]] |
|[[Butters' Very Own Episode]] |
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− | |She finds out that her husband |
+ | |She finds out that her husband has been going to gay clubs. |
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|- |
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|Linda Stotch |
|Linda Stotch |
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|79 |
|79 |
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|Butters' Very Own Episode |
|Butters' Very Own Episode |
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− | | |
+ | |She thinks she killed Butters. |
+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Vanessa]] |
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+ | |82 |
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+ | |[[Freak Strike]] |
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+ | |Her out-of-control teenage daughter [[Vanity]] constantly abuses her. |
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|- |
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|[[Russell Crowe]] |
|[[Russell Crowe]] |
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|91 |
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|[[A Ladder to Heaven]] |
|[[A Ladder to Heaven]] |
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− | | |
+ | |They are reminded of Kenny's death as they show the boys his urn. |
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|- |
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+ | |Randy Marsh |
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− | |Multiple Adults |
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+ | Sharon Marsh |
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+ | |||
+ | Jimbo Kern |
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+ | |||
+ | Sheila Broflovski |
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+ | |||
+ | Gerald Broflovski |
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+ | |||
+ | Multiple adults |
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|91 |
|91 |
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|A Ladder to Heaven |
|A Ladder to Heaven |
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− | | |
+ | |They are touched that the boys are building a ladder to heaven so they can see Kenny again. |
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|- |
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|Woman at abortion clinic |
|Woman at abortion clinic |
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|She cannot bring herself to have an abortion. |
|She cannot bring herself to have an abortion. |
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|- |
|- |
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+ | |Multiple Adults |
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− | |Crowd |
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|91 |
|91 |
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|A Ladder to Heaven |
|A Ladder to Heaven |
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− | | |
+ | |They are touched about the speech about heaven. |
|- |
|- |
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|Linda Stotch |
|Linda Stotch |
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|95 |
|95 |
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|[[My Future Self n' Me]] |
|[[My Future Self n' Me]] |
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− | | |
+ | |They are sorry about tricking Butters. |
+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Sarah Valmer]] |
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+ | |98 |
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+ | |[[Krazy Kripples]] |
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+ | |Jimmy confirms that he has joined a gang. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Sarah Valmer |
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+ | |98 |
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+ | |Krazy Kripples |
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+ | |Detective Hyde says that the only way Jimmy is gonna get out of his gang is to get killed. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | | |
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+ | [[Streibel Daughters]] |
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+ | |||
+ | [[Mrs. Streibel]] |
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+ | |99 |
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+ | |[[Toilet Paper]] |
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+ | |They cry in Kyle's dream because their house got toilet papered. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Nancy Kerrigan |
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+ | |99 |
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+ | |Toilet Paper |
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+ | |She cries in Kyle's dream after being assaulted by an assailant (live-action footage of a real event). |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Officer Barbrady |
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+ | |99 |
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+ | |Toilet Paper |
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+ | |He tells [[Josh Myers]] that his uncle Charles used to hit him with a belt. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Officer Barbrady |
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+ | |99 |
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+ | |Toilet Paper |
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+ | |He tells Josh Myers that his dad dressed him up like a little girl on poker nights and made him sit on all his uncles' laps. |
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|- |
|- |
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|Kyle Broflovski |
|Kyle Broflovski |
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|101 |
|101 |
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|[[Fat Butt and Pancake Head]] |
|[[Fat Butt and Pancake Head]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He cries in Cartman's dream where Cartman taunts him for being wrong, as "Jennifer Lopez" did get a record deal. |
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|[[Ben Affleck]] |
|[[Ben Affleck]] |
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|[[Mr. Slave]] |
|[[Mr. Slave]] |
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|103 |
|103 |
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+ | |[[Red Man's Greed]] |
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− | |[[Night of the Living Homeless]] |
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|He and Mr. Garrison are homeless. |
|He and Mr. Garrison are homeless. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Kyle Broflovski |
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+ | |104 |
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+ | |[[South Park is Gay!]] |
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+ | |He was beaten up by the other kids for not being a metrosexual. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Mr. Slave |
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+ | |104 |
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+ | |South Park is Gay! |
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+ | |Straight people are stealing gay culture by being metrosexual. |
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|- |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|109 |
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|[[Butt Out]] |
|[[Butt Out]] |
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− | | |
+ | |She finds out that Stan was smoking. |
|- |
|- |
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|Stan Marsh |
|Stan Marsh |
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|111 |
|111 |
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|[[It's Christmas in Canada]] |
|[[It's Christmas in Canada]] |
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− | |Ike is taken away by his [[Harry and Elise Gintz|birth parents]]. |
+ | |Ike is taken away by his [[Harry and Elise Gintz|birth parents]] who won custody of him. |
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|Clyde Donovan |
|Clyde Donovan |
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|The parents decide to not get any presents for their children. |
|The parents decide to not get any presents for their children. |
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|- |
|- |
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− | | |
+ | |Kyle Broflovski |
+ | Eric Cartman<br />Stan Marsh<br />Kenny McCormick |
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|111 |
|111 |
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|It's Christmas in Canada |
|It's Christmas in Canada |
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− | |Eric didn't get any presents |
+ | |Kyle didn't get Ike back; Eric didn't get any presents; Stan didn't have a Christmas adventure; Kenny doesn't think he's going to "go five days without dying". |
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|Parliament Building Doorman |
|Parliament Building Doorman |
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|111 |
|111 |
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|It's Christmas in Canada |
|It's Christmas in Canada |
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− | | |
+ | |Kyle punches him in the face. |
|- |
|- |
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|Eric Cartman<br />Stan Marsh<br />Kyle Broflovski<br />Kenny McCormick |
|Eric Cartman<br />Stan Marsh<br />Kyle Broflovski<br />Kenny McCormick |
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|112 |
|112 |
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|Good Times with Weapons |
|Good Times with Weapons |
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− | | |
+ | |He receives a shuriken in his left eye. |
|- |
|- |
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|[[Nancy]] |
|[[Nancy]] |
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|119 |
|119 |
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|[[Douche and Turd]] |
|[[Douche and Turd]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He is disturbed by [[PETA]]'s slaughterhouse footage. |
|- |
|- |
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|Sharon<br />Randy Marsh |
|Sharon<br />Randy Marsh |
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|Douche and Turd |
|Douche and Turd |
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|Stan is banished from South Park for not voting. |
|Stan is banished from South Park for not voting. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Mr. Farkle |
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+ | |120 |
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+ | |[[Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes]] |
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+ | |[[Jim's Drugs RX|Jim's Drugs]] is out of business as it cannot compete with [[Wall-Mart]]'s low prices. |
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|- |
|- |
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|Linda Stotch |
|Linda Stotch |
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|121 |
|121 |
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|Pre-School |
|Pre-School |
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− | | |
+ | |He begs Shelly to protect him from Trent Boyett, who wants to kill him. |
+ | |- |
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+ | |Kelly Anderson (mentioned only) |
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+ | |122 |
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+ | |[[Quest for Ratings]] |
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+ | |She misses her father who has gone on a business trip to Thailand. |
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|- |
|- |
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|[[Paris Hilton]] |
|[[Paris Hilton]] |
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|123 |
|123 |
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|Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset |
|Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset |
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− | | |
+ | |He was forced to partake in "two minutes in the closet" with [[Beth]]. |
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|- |
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|Lion Cubs |
|Lion Cubs |
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|[[Woodland Critter Christmas]] |
|[[Woodland Critter Christmas]] |
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|Their mom was killed. |
|Their mom was killed. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Two women |
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+ | |127 |
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+ | |[[Die Hippie, Die]] |
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+ | |Chef bids farewell to them before bulldozing the hippies. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Eric Cartman |
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+ | |127 |
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+ | |Die Hippie, Die |
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+ | |He bids farewell to [[Clyde Frog]] and tells him that he's the best stuffed animal he's ever had. |
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|- |
|- |
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|[[Tuong Lu Kim]] |
|[[Tuong Lu Kim]] |
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|131 |
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|The Death of Eric Cartman |
|The Death of Eric Cartman |
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− | |He regrets bashing Kyle for being a Jew all |
+ | |He regrets bashing Kyle for being a Jew all along. |
|- |
|- |
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|[[Scott Tenorman]] |
|[[Scott Tenorman]] |
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|131 |
|131 |
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|The Death of Eric Cartman |
|The Death of Eric Cartman |
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− | | |
+ | |He grieves at his parents' graves. |
|- |
|- |
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|Linda Stotch |
|Linda Stotch |
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|132 |
|132 |
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|[[Erection Day]] |
|[[Erection Day]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He is unable to perform at the talent show due to his erection. |
+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Blaze]] |
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+ | |132 |
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+ | |Erection Day |
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+ | |She is moved by how Jimmy saved [[Nut Gobbler]]'s life. |
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|- |
|- |
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|[[Linda Stotch]] |
|[[Linda Stotch]] |
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|His and Kyle's egg is "killed" so they will fail their assignment. |
|His and Kyle's egg is "killed" so they will fail their assignment. |
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|- |
|- |
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+ | |Security guard |
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− | |Kyle Broflovski<br />Clyde Donovan<br />Butters Scotch |
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|138 |
|138 |
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|[[Free Willzyx]] |
|[[Free Willzyx]] |
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− | | |
+ | |His boss yells at him because [[Jambu]] was kidnapped while he was on duty. |
+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Brian (Sea Park Announcer)|Brian]] |
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+ | |138 |
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+ | |Free Willzyx |
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+ | |[[Mike (Sea Park Announcer)|Mike]] has been fatally shot by the [[Animal Liberation Front]]. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Kyle Broflovski<br />Clyde Donovan<br />Butters Scotch |
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+ | |138 |
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+ | |Free Willzyx |
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+ | |They bid their final farewell to [[Jambu|Willzyx]]. |
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|- |
|- |
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|Randy Marsh |
|Randy Marsh |
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|He thinks that his alcoholism is a disease that will kill him, and he is powerless to it. |
|He thinks that his alcoholism is a disease that will kill him, and he is powerless to it. |
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|- |
|- |
||
+ | |Eric Cartman |
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− | |Kyle Broflovski |
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+ | |140 |
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+ | |[[The Return of Chef]] |
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+ | |Chef is leaving for good; he is going to miss him and doesn't know how to tell him. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Eric Cartman |
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+ | |140 |
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+ | |The Return of Chef |
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+ | |After sending Chef off. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Woman |
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+ | [[Mrs. Garrison]] |
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+ | |||
+ | [[Terrance and Phillip|Terrance]] |
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+ | |||
+ | Carol McCormick |
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+ | |140 |
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+ | |The Return of Chef |
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+ | |At Chef's funeral. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Man |
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|142 |
|142 |
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|[[Cartoon Wars Part I]] |
|[[Cartoon Wars Part I]] |
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+ | |He is afraid of a terrorist attack after a news report claims that ''[[Family Guy]]'' will be airing an episode showing the Muslim Prophet [[Muhammad]]. |
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− | |Cries in his dream where Ike gets killed by terrorist bombs, shortly before he is killed too. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Linda Stotch |
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+ | |142 |
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+ | |Cartoon Wars Part I |
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+ | |She and Stephen left Butters behind when they took cover in the community center. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Kyle Broflovski |
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+ | |142 |
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+ | |Cartoon Wars Part I |
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+ | |He cries in his dream where Ike gets killed by terrorist bombs, shortly before he is killed too. |
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|- |
|- |
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|Sarah |
|Sarah |
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|[[Al Gore]] |
|[[Al Gore]] |
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|145 |
|145 |
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− | |[[ |
+ | |[[ManBearPig]] |
+ | |He cries over the phone because Stan doesn't believe that [[ManBearPig (character)|ManBearPig]] is real. |
||
− | |Nobody is taking him "cereal". |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Al Gore |
||
+ | |145 |
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+ | |ManBearPig |
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+ | |Nobody is taking him "cereal" about ManbearPig when the authorities are attempting to rescue The Boys from the cave-in. |
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|- |
|- |
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|[[Liane Cartman]] |
|[[Liane Cartman]] |
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|146 |
|146 |
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|[[Tsst]] |
|[[Tsst]] |
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− | | |
+ | |Eric's behavior is out of control and she is at her wit's end. |
+ | |- |
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+ | |Boy in Nanny 911 commercial |
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+ | |146 |
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+ | |Tsst |
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+ | |His older brother throws a pillow at him. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Father in Nanny 911 commercial |
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+ | |146 |
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+ | |Tsst |
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+ | |His out-of-control daughter screams that she hates him. |
||
+ | |- |
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+ | |Multiple children in Nanny 911 commercial |
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+ | |146 |
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+ | |Tsst |
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+ | |Their behavior is out of control. |
||
+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Jo Frost]] |
||
+ | |146 |
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+ | |Tsst |
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+ | |She is traumatized by Eric. She is institutionalized and spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |Liane Cartman |
||
+ | |146 |
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+ | |Tsst |
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+ | |Eric finally becomes well-behaved (only for him to revert to his evil ways shortly after.) |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |[[911 Truth Webmaster]] |
||
+ | |148 |
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+ | |[[Mystery of the Urinal Deuce]] |
||
+ | |President Bush has stuck a gun in his mouth, about to shoot him dead. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |911 Truth Webmaster |
||
+ | |148 |
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+ | |Mystery of the Urinal Deuce |
||
+ | |He pleads with Stan and Kyle not to kill him. |
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|- |
|- |
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|[[Ike Broflovski]] |
|[[Ike Broflovski]] |
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|149 |
|149 |
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|[[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]] |
|[[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He doesn't want Kyle to tell their mom about his relationship with [[Ms. Stevenson|his teacher]]. |
|- |
|- |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|[[Go God Go]] |
|[[Go God Go]] |
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|He has been transported 500 years into the future where there is no [[List of video game references#Nintendo Wii|Nintendo Wii]]. |
|He has been transported 500 years into the future where there is no [[List of video game references#Nintendo Wii|Nintendo Wii]]. |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |[[Nelson Brown]] |
||
+ | |153 |
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+ | |[[Stanley's Cup]] |
||
+ | |He doesn't want to have cancer. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |Mr. and Mrs. Brown |
||
+ | |153 |
||
+ | |Stanley's Cup |
||
+ | |Nelson is going to die of cancer and they don't know how to tell him. They beg Stan to talk to him. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |[[Park County Pee-Wee Hockey Team]] |
||
+ | |153 |
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+ | |Stanley's Cup |
||
+ | |They are afraid that they will become Nelson's murderers or get cancer if they lose the hockey match. |
||
|- |
|- |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
||
|155 |
|155 |
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|[[Cartman Sucks]] |
|[[Cartman Sucks]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He fake cries to get his mother's attention. |
|- |
|- |
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|Mexican laborers |
|Mexican laborers |
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|162 |
|162 |
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|More Crap |
|More Crap |
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− | | |
+ | |He finds out he is "a Number 2". |
|- |
|- |
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|Linda Stotch |
|Linda Stotch |
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|165 |
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|[https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Imaginationland,_Episode_III Imaginationland, Episode III] |
|[https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Imaginationland,_Episode_III Imaginationland, Episode III] |
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− | | |
+ | |He is moved by Kyle's speech about how imaginary characters are more real than real people because of the impact they have on people's lives. |
|- |
|- |
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|Liane Cartman |
|Liane Cartman |
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|170 |
|170 |
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|[[Major Boobage]] |
|[[Major Boobage]] |
||
− | |Her cat |
+ | |Her cat is confiscated by the police. |
|- |
|- |
||
|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
||
|170 |
|170 |
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|Major Boobage |
|Major Boobage |
||
− | | |
+ | |He cries as he lets Rufus and two other cats stay in his attic for safety. |
|- |
|- |
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|Eric Cartman<br />Unnamed woman |
|Eric Cartman<br />Unnamed woman |
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|171 |
|171 |
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|[[Canada on Strike]] |
|[[Canada on Strike]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He wants people to leave Chocolate Rain Guy, Tron Guy, and the panda alone. |
|- |
|- |
||
− | | |
+ | |Mrs. Garrison |
|172 |
|172 |
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− | |[[Eek, A Penis!]] |
+ | |[[Eek, A Penis!|Eek, a Penis!]] |
− | | |
+ | |She doesn't want to be a woman anymore. |
+ | |- |
||
+ | |Juanita |
||
+ | |172 |
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+ | |Eek, a Penis! |
||
+ | |She cannot go to college as she is pregnant. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |Mrs. Garrison |
||
+ | |172 |
||
+ | |Eek, a Penis! |
||
+ | |All her money is gone along with her penis. |
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|- |
|- |
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|Shelly Marsh |
|Shelly Marsh |
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|174 |
|174 |
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|[[Super Fun Time]] |
|[[Super Fun Time]] |
||
− | |Cartman promised him that they wouldn't get caught by the police. |
+ | |He thinks the police are looking for them after Cartman promised him that they wouldn't get caught by the police. |
|- |
|- |
||
|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
||
|175 |
|175 |
||
|[[The China Probrem]] |
|[[The China Probrem]] |
||
− | | |
+ | |He is paranoid about the "Chinese takeover". |
|- |
|- |
||
+ | |Kyle Broflovski |
||
− | |Multiple people |
||
+ | Stan Marsh |
||
+ | |||
+ | Jimmy Valmer |
||
+ | |||
+ | Clyde Donovan |
||
+ | |||
+ | Kenny McCormick |
||
+ | |||
+ | [[Stormy Weathers]] |
||
+ | |||
+ | [[Mitch Murphy]] |
||
+ | |||
+ | Multiple people |
||
|175 |
|175 |
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|The China Probrem |
|The China Probrem |
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|176 |
|176 |
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|[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]] |
|[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]] |
||
− | | |
+ | |He gets his mom to tell Wendy's parents that she wants to beat him up. |
|- |
|- |
||
|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|[[John McCain]] lost the election. |
|[[John McCain]] lost the election. |
||
|- |
|- |
||
+ | |[[Mrs. Gueermo]] |
||
− | |Kenny McCormick |
||
+ | |180 |
||
+ | |[[Elementary School Musical]] |
||
+ | |She gets slapped by [[Mr. Gueermo|her husband]]. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |[[Tammy Warner]] Multiple girls |
||
|182 |
|182 |
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|[[The Ring]] |
|[[The Ring]] |
||
+ | |They are sexually overwhelmed at the [[Jonas Brothers|Jonas Brothers']] concert. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |Kenny McCormick |
||
+ | |182 |
||
+ | |The Ring |
||
|He cannot get a blowjob from his girlfriend after they decide to wear purity rings. |
|He cannot get a blowjob from his girlfriend after they decide to wear purity rings. |
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|- |
|- |
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|[[Fatbeard]] |
|[[Fatbeard]] |
||
|Somalia isn't what Cartman said it would be. |
|Somalia isn't what Cartman said it would be. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |Sheila Broflovski |
||
+ | |188 |
||
+ | |Fatbeard |
||
+ | |Ike has run away from home to become a pirate in Somalia. |
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|- |
|- |
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|Clyde Donovan |
|Clyde Donovan |
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|[[Dead Celebrities]] |
|[[Dead Celebrities]] |
||
|She lost the Tiny Miss Pageant. |
|She lost the Tiny Miss Pageant. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |[[Harrison Yates]] (as Yolanda) |
||
+ | |190 |
||
+ | |[[Butters' Bottom Bitch]] |
||
+ | |Keshawn proposes to him. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |[[Keshawn]] |
||
+ | |190 |
||
+ | |Butters' Bottom Bitch |
||
+ | |Butters lets Yolanda marry him. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |Butters Stotch |
||
+ | |190 |
||
+ | |Butters' Bottom Bitch |
||
+ | |He witnesses Keshawn and Yolanda get engaged with his blessing. |
||
|- |
|- |
||
|[[Mr. Conners]] |
|[[Mr. Conners]] |
||
|191 |
|191 |
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|[[W.T.F.]] |
|[[W.T.F.]] |
||
− | |He is fired as wrestling coach. |
+ | |He is fired from his job as the wrestling coach of South Park Elementary. |
|- |
|- |
||
+ | |Girl |
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− | |Eric Cartman<br />Kenny McCormick |
||
|192 |
|192 |
||
|[[Whale Whores]] |
|[[Whale Whores]] |
||
+ | |The Japanese slaughter the dolphins at the Denver Aquarium in front of her. |
||
− | |Pretending to be upset that they cannot rescue whales and dolphins due to Deadliest Catch's boat blocking them. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |Eric Cartman<br />Kenny McCormick |
||
+ | |192 |
||
+ | |Whale Whores |
||
+ | |They pretend to be upset that they cannot rescue whales and dolphins due to Deadliest Catch's boat blocking them. |
||
|- |
|- |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|194 |
|194 |
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|Dances with Smurfs |
|Dances with Smurfs |
||
− | |Cartman is "being silenced" from expressing his views about the school and all the Smurfs are dead. |
+ | |Cartman is "being silenced" from expressing his views about the school, and all the Smurfs are dead. |
|- |
|- |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|195 |
|195 |
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|Pee |
|Pee |
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− | | |
+ | |He thinks he is the only non-minority who survived the pee flood and imagines a minority-dominant world. |
|- |
|- |
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|Carol McCormick |
|Carol McCormick |
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|196 |
|196 |
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|Sexual Healing |
|Sexual Healing |
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− | | |
+ | |They think they will end up dying from autoerotic asphyxiation like Kenny due to their perceived sex addiction. |
|- |
|- |
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|News Anchor |
|News Anchor |
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|201 |
|201 |
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|[[201]] |
|[[201]] |
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− | |He finds out he is "half-ginger" |
+ | |He finds out that he is "half-ginger" |
|- |
|- |
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|[[Tom Cruise]] |
|[[Tom Cruise]] |
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|202 |
|202 |
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|[[Crippled Summer]] |
|[[Crippled Summer]] |
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− | | |
+ | |He is upset about Towelie's addiction. |
|- |
|- |
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|[[Towelie]] |
|[[Towelie]] |
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|210 |
|210 |
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|HUMANCENTiPAD |
|HUMANCENTiPAD |
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− | | |
+ | |He gets struck by lightning. |
|- |
|- |
||
|Ike Broflovski |
|Ike Broflovski |
||
+ | Various Canadians |
||
|212 |
|212 |
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|[[Royal Pudding]] |
|[[Royal Pudding]] |
||
− | |[[Prince and Princess of Canada|The Princess of Canada]] |
+ | |[[Prince and Princess of Canada|The Princess of Canada]] has been kidnapped. |
+ | |- |
||
+ | |[[Rush|Geddy Lee]] |
||
+ | |212 |
||
+ | |Royal Pudding |
||
+ | |Alex Lifeson shoots himself in the head during Rush's performance. |
||
|- |
|- |
||
|Mr. Mackey |
|Mr. Mackey |
||
|212 |
|212 |
||
|Royal Pudding |
|Royal Pudding |
||
− | | |
+ | |He tells Kyle that his father was killed by [[Tooth Decay]]. |
|- |
|- |
||
− | | |
+ | |Harrison Yates<br />Mr. Mackey |
|212 |
|212 |
||
|Royal Pudding |
|Royal Pudding |
||
− | |Tooth Decay |
+ | |Tooth Decay is killed. |
|- |
|- |
||
+ | |Crack Babies |
||
− | |Kyle Broflovski<br />Nurse |
||
|214 |
|214 |
||
|[[Crack Baby Athletic Association]] |
|[[Crack Baby Athletic Association]] |
||
+ | |They are abandoned, unloved, and addicted to crack. |
||
− | |Feeling sad about the crack babies' situation. |
||
+ | |- |
||
+ | |Kyle Broflovski<br />Nurse |
||
+ | |214 |
||
+ | |Crack Baby Athletic Association |
||
+ | |They feel sad about the crack babies' situation. |
||
|- |
|- |
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|Linda Stotch |
|Linda Stotch |
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|217 |
|217 |
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|[[Ass Burgers]] |
|[[Ass Burgers]] |
||
− | | |
+ | |He tries to explain his situation of being depressed to Mr. Mackey. |
|- |
|- |
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|[[Jenny Simons]] |
|[[Jenny Simons]] |
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|221 |
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|1% |
|1% |
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− | | |
+ | |Clyde Frog was murdered. |
|- |
|- |
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|Eric Cartman |
|Eric Cartman |
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|221 |
|221 |
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|1% |
|1% |
||
− | | |
+ | |He is about to kill [[Polly Prissypants]]. |
|- |
|- |
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|[[Karen McCormick]] |
|[[Karen McCormick]] |
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|227 |
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|Jewpacabra |
|Jewpacabra |
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|He thinks his mom slept with the UPS man. |
|He thinks his mom slept with the UPS man. |
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[[Category:Lists]] |
[[Category:Lists]] |
Revision as of 13:30, 6 June 2020
The following is a compiled list, in episodic order, of instances when a character has cried:
Character | Ep.No. | Ep. Name | Reason for Crying |
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Kyle Broflovski | 0 | The Unaired Pilot | He thinks he will never see Ike again. |
Jimbo Kern | 3 | Volcano | He feels sentimental as Ned sings "Kumbaya". |
Mayor McDaniels | 3 | Volcano | She fake cries in front of the media to appear worried that the children camping up in the mountain will die in the impending volcano eruption. |
Fluffy | 5 | An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig | She got all drunk and woke up next to an elephant in the morning. |
Stan Marsh | 5 | An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig | He is about to be sent away after being framed for wreaking havoc across the town. |
Eric Cartman | 7 | Pinkeye | He thinks about Kenny's death. |
Sheila Broflovski | 9 | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | She misses Kyle in the mental institute. |
Wendy Testaburger | 11 | Tom's Rhinoplasty | Her boyfriend Stan vomits for Ms. Ellen, meaning he likes her more than Wendy. |
Wendy Testaburger | 11 | Tom's Rhinoplasty | "Apologizing" to Ms. Ellen in front of the class and "wishing her and Stan well" as a couple. |
Officer Barbrady | 16 | Chickenlover | He feels that he is not fit to be a cop as he finds learning to read too difficult and is on the verge of giving up. |
Mr. Mackey | 17 | Ike's Wee Wee | He worries about his future after being fired. |
Sheila Broflovski Gerald Broflovski |
17 | Ike's Wee Wee | They witness "Ike's" death. |
Sheila Broflovski | 17 | Ike's Wee Wee | At "Ike's" funeral. |
Clyde Donovan | 18 | Conjoined Fetus Lady | He is painfully hit with the ball while playing dodgeball. |
Last Denver Cougars Player | 18 | Conjoined Fetus Lady | He is painfully hit with the ball while playing dodgeball. |
Multiple People
Officer Barbrady |
18 | Conjoined Fetus Lady | They are touched by the photo montage of Nurse Gollum. |
Sheila Broflovski | 18 | Conjoined Fetus Lady | She thinks Nurse Gollum is really touched by South Park's Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week. |
Michelle | 19 | The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka | She recounts how her husband was trapped in their overturned car for twelve hours. |
Tom | 19 | The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka | He recounts how there was no log ride in Tet during the Vietnam War. |
Jimbo Kern | 19 | The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka | Ned is catatonic. |
Multiple Children | 20 | City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) | The school bus has tumbled onto the edge of a cliff. |
Boy with Red Shirt | 20 | City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) | He can't take it anymore waiting in the stranded bus; he wants to leave and get help. |
Wendy Testaburger | 22 | Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls | She is moved while watching a movie. |
Kyle Broflovski | 22 | Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls | He is upset about Mr. Hankey's failing health. |
Kyle Broflovski | 22 | Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls | Chef informs him that poo can't get into heaven. |
Kyle Broflovski | 22 | Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls | Mr. Hankey is thrown by the film festival director and dies. |
Jimbo Kern | 26 | Cow Days | He thinks of the Cows' suicide. |
Eric Cartman | 27 | Chef Aid | After Chef goes to jail. |
Flo Kimble | 28 | Spookyfish | She thinks Stan doesn't like his fish. |
Sharon Marsh | 28 | Spookyfish | She thinks her son murdered another person. |
Elvin Cartman | 29 | Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! | He finished his fudgesicle. |
Boy | 29 | Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! | Kyle says that the Mr. Hankey mascot is fake. |
Charlie Manson | 29 | Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! | Moved when the Cartman family surprises him in his cell with "Hark the Herald Angels Sing". |
Kelly | 32 | Rainforest Shmainforest | She hates the rainforest and wants to go home. |
Carol McCormick | 33 | Spontaneous Combustion | At Kenny's funeral; he died from spontaneous combustion. |
Thomas McElroy | 34 | The Succubus | They feel emotional about their son's wedding. |
Veronica | 34 | The Succubus | Kyle and Stan accuse her of being a succubus (which later turns out to be true). She fake cries so that no one will believe them. |
Mr. Adler | 36 | Tweek vs. Craig | He never got to say goodbye to his fiancee who died in a skywriting accident while trying to write "I Love U Richard" in the sky. |
Kenny McCormick | n/a | South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut | He is about to be tortured by Satan in Hell. |
Satan | n/a | South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut | Saddam just wants sex and wouldn't learn to communicate. |
Soldier | n/a | South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut | He is moved by Kyle's speech about how his mom should deal with him rather than going off to fight for causes. |
Eric Cartman | 37 | Sexual Harassment Panda | He fake cries in court as he accuses Stan of sexual harassment. |
Principal Victoria | 37 | Sexual Harassment Panda | She cries in court as she admits to murdering a man. |
Shelly Marsh | 38 | Cat Orgy | Her boyfriend dumped her for refusing to have sex with him. |
Jew Scout Inductee | 40 | Jewbilee | The Jew Elder lowers a huge bell over his head and strikes it loudly to induct him into the Jew Scouts. |
Kyle Broflovski | 41 | Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery | His grandmother's corpse has been taken away. |
Sharon Marsh | 42 | Chinpokomon | Stan has been brainwashed by the Japanese. |
Adolf Hitler | 46 | Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics | He doesn't have a Christmas Tree. |
Carol McCormick | 47 | Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus | Kenny died again. |
Eric Cartman | 50 | Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 | He wants to get out of prison. |
Quintuplets | 52 | Quintuplets 2000 | Their grandmother died. |
Stuart McCormick | 53 | Cartman Joins NAMBLA | He broke his balls from being gang-raped by NAMBLA members. |
Stan Marsh | 54 | Cherokee Hair Tampons | Kyle is going to die. |
Women at Fingerbang concert in Cartman's dream | 56 | Something You Can Do with Your Finger | They are sexually overwhelmed by Fingerbang's performance. |
Clyde Donovan | 59 | Fourth Grade | He misses the third grade. |
Heidi Turner | 61 | Helen Keller! The Musical | She finds her dog, Robby, dead on the street. |
Chad | 63 | Fat Camp | He thinks he's going to be fat forever. |
Eric Cartman | 63 | Fat Camp | He gets kicked out of the fat camp. |
Kyle Broflovski | 64 | The Wacky Molestation Adventure | He cries as he writes a letter to Fidel Castro to get him to eradicate communism in Cuba. |
Kyle Broflovski | 64 | The Wacky Molestation Adventure | He practices fake crying to get his parents arrested for molesting him. |
Multiple Children | 64 | The Wacky Molestation Adventure | They pretend that their parents molested them to get them arrested. |
Red Harris | 65 | A Very Crappy Christmas | He is upset that no one is buying toys for Christmas from his shop. |
Woman | 65 | A Very Crappy Christmas | She is moved by the boys' animated film. |
Radiohead | 69 | Scott Tenorman Must Die | They read Cartman's letter about Scott Tenorman's fake sob story. |
Scott Tenorman | 69 | Scott Tenorman Must Die | He finds out that his parents are dead and they have been fed to him. |
Cartman Family |
71 | Cartmanland | At Mabel Cartman's funeral. |
Kyle Broflovski | 71 | Cartmanland | He loses his faith in God. |
Eric Cartman | 71 | Cartmanland | He is so happy playing by himself at Cartmanland. |
Kyle Broflovski | 71 | Cartmanland | He painfully pops his hemorrhoid on the fence of Cartmanland. |
Eric Cartman | 71 | Cartmanland | He lost his theme park. |
Kindergartener | 72 | Proper Condom Use | He was scared when Mr. Garrison was putting on the condom. |
Martha Thompson | 75 | How to Eat with Your Butt | She doesn't think her son will ever be found. |
Martha Thompson | 75 | How to Eat with Your Butt | Her son was found. |
Stan Marsh | 78 | Kenny Dies | He finds out that Kenny might die. |
Stan Marsh | 78 | Kenny Dies | He is upset about Kenny's illness. |
Eric Cartman Kyle Broflovski |
78 | Kenny Dies | They are upset about Kenny's illness. |
Eric Cartman | 78 | Kenny Dies | He tells Congress about how stem cell research may save Kenny's life. |
Linda Stotch | 79 | Butters' Very Own Episode | She finds out that her husband has been going to gay clubs. |
Linda Stotch | 79 | Butters' Very Own Episode | She thinks she killed Butters. |
Vanessa | 82 | Freak Strike | Her out-of-control teenage daughter Vanity constantly abuses her. |
Russell Crowe | 84 | The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer | Tugger tried to commit suicide. |
Carol McCormick Stuart McCormick |
91 | A Ladder to Heaven | They are reminded of Kenny's death as they show the boys his urn. |
Randy Marsh
Sharon Marsh Jimbo Kern Sheila Broflovski Gerald Broflovski Multiple adults |
91 | A Ladder to Heaven | They are touched that the boys are building a ladder to heaven so they can see Kenny again. |
Woman at abortion clinic | 91 | A Ladder to Heaven | She cannot bring herself to have an abortion. |
Multiple Adults | 91 | A Ladder to Heaven | They are touched about the speech about heaven. |
Linda Stotch | 95 | My Future Self n' Me | They are sorry about tricking Butters. |
Sarah Valmer | 98 | Krazy Kripples | Jimmy confirms that he has joined a gang. |
Sarah Valmer | 98 | Krazy Kripples | Detective Hyde says that the only way Jimmy is gonna get out of his gang is to get killed. |
99 | Toilet Paper | They cry in Kyle's dream because their house got toilet papered. | |
Nancy Kerrigan | 99 | Toilet Paper | She cries in Kyle's dream after being assaulted by an assailant (live-action footage of a real event). |
Officer Barbrady | 99 | Toilet Paper | He tells Josh Myers that his uncle Charles used to hit him with a belt. |
Officer Barbrady | 99 | Toilet Paper | He tells Josh Myers that his dad dressed him up like a little girl on poker nights and made him sit on all his uncles' laps. |
Kyle Broflovski | 101 | Fat Butt and Pancake Head | He cries in Cartman's dream where Cartman taunts him for being wrong, as "Jennifer Lopez" did get a record deal. |
Ben Affleck | 101 | Fat Butt and Pancake Head | "Jennifer Lopez" turned out to be Mitch Conner, a con man who played around with his love, and subsequently committed suicide by taking a cyanide pill. |
Mr. Slave | 103 | Red Man's Greed | He and Mr. Garrison are homeless. |
Kyle Broflovski | 104 | South Park is Gay! | He was beaten up by the other kids for not being a metrosexual. |
Mr. Slave | 104 | South Park is Gay! | Straight people are stealing gay culture by being metrosexual. |
Eric Cartman | 105 | Christian Rock Hard | He didn't get his platinum album. |
Linda Stotch | 107 | Casa Bonita | Butters is missing. |
Sharon Marsh | 109 | Butt Out | She finds out that Stan was smoking. |
Stan Marsh | 110 | Raisins | Wendy dumped him. |
Butters Stotch | 110 | Raisins | Lexus dumped him. |
Sheila Broflovski
Gerald Broflovski |
111 | It's Christmas in Canada | Ike is taken away by his birth parents who won custody of him. |
Clyde Donovan | 111 | It's Christmas in Canada | The parents decide to not get any presents for their children. |
Kyle Broflovski
Eric Cartman |
111 | It's Christmas in Canada | Kyle didn't get Ike back; Eric didn't get any presents; Stan didn't have a Christmas adventure; Kenny doesn't think he's going to "go five days without dying". |
Parliament Building Doorman | 111 | It's Christmas in Canada | The boys are crying. |
Eric Cartman | 111 | It's Christmas in Canada | Kyle punches him in the face. |
Eric Cartman Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Kenny McCormick |
112 | Good Times with Weapons | They pretend that their parents died so they can buy weapons without their parents' permission. |
Butters Stotch | 112 | Good Times with Weapons | He receives a shuriken in his left eye. |
Nancy | 113 | Up the Down Steroid | Jimmy violently beats her up. |
Jimmy Valmer | 113 | Up the Down Steroid | After beating up Nancy and his mom. |
Butters Stotch | 116 | AWESOM-O | His "robot friend" is about to be taken away from him. |
Blanket Jackson | 117 | The Jeffersons | His father dangled him out of a window. |
Blanket Jackson | 117 | The Jeffersons | He is disturbed by his father's behavior. |
Kindergartener | 119 | Douche and Turd | He is disturbed by PETA's slaughterhouse footage. |
Sharon Randy Marsh |
119 | Douche and Turd | Stan is banished from South Park for not voting. |
Mr. Farkle | 120 | Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes | Jim's Drugs is out of business as it cannot compete with Wall-Mart's low prices. |
Linda Stotch | 121 | Pre-School | She regrets not letting Butters back in the house as he got beaten up almost fatally by Trent Boyett. |
Stan Marsh | 121 | Pre-School | He begs Shelly to protect him from Trent Boyett, who wants to kill him. |
Kelly Anderson (mentioned only) | 122 | Quest for Ratings | She misses her father who has gone on a business trip to Thailand. |
Paris Hilton | 123 | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | Tinkerbell committed suicide. |
Clyde Donovan | 123 | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | He was forced to partake in "two minutes in the closet" with Beth. |
Lion Cubs | 125 | Woodland Critter Christmas | Their mom was killed. |
Two women | 127 | Die Hippie, Die | Chef bids farewell to them before bulldozing the hippies. |
Eric Cartman | 127 | Die Hippie, Die | He bids farewell to Clyde Frog and tells him that he's the best stuffed animal he's ever had. |
Tuong Lu Kim | 128 | Wing | His wife is about to be taken to LA by the Chinese mafia. |
Kyle Broflovski | 128 | Wing | Kenny is killed in the gunfire with the Chinese mafia. |
Kenny McCormick | 131 | The Death of Eric Cartman | Cartman ate all the KFC chicken skin. |
Eric Cartman | 131 | The Death of Eric Cartman | He thinks that he is dead after his friends start ignoring him as if they couldn't see or hear him. |
Eric Cartman Butters Stotch Liane Cartman |
131 | The Death of Eric Cartman | Eric says that he loves his mom and that he is sorry for all the bad things he has done to her. |
Eric Cartman | 131 | The Death of Eric Cartman | He regrets bashing Kyle for being a Jew all along. |
Scott Tenorman | 131 | The Death of Eric Cartman | He grieves at his parents' graves. |
Linda Stotch | 131 | The Death of Eric Cartman | Butters is diagnosed with schizophrenia. |
Jimmy Valmer | 132 | Erection Day | He is unable to perform at the talent show due to his erection. |
Blaze | 132 | Erection Day | She is moved by how Jimmy saved Nut Gobbler's life. |
Linda Stotch | 134 | Marjorine | She thinks Butters died. |
Marjorine | 134 | Marjorine | The girls upset him. |
Stan Marsh | 135 | Follow That Egg! | His and Kyle's egg is "killed" so they will fail their assignment. |
Security guard | 138 | Free Willzyx | His boss yells at him because Jambu was kidnapped while he was on duty. |
Brian | 138 | Free Willzyx | Mike has been fatally shot by the Animal Liberation Front. |
Kyle Broflovski Clyde Donovan Butters Scotch |
138 | Free Willzyx | They bid their final farewell to Willzyx. |
Randy Marsh | 139 | Bloody Mary | He thinks that his alcoholism is a disease that will kill him, and he is powerless to it. |
Eric Cartman | 140 | The Return of Chef | Chef is leaving for good; he is going to miss him and doesn't know how to tell him. |
Eric Cartman | 140 | The Return of Chef | After sending Chef off. |
Woman
Carol McCormick |
140 | The Return of Chef | At Chef's funeral. |
Man | 142 | Cartoon Wars Part I | He is afraid of a terrorist attack after a news report claims that Family Guy will be airing an episode showing the Muslim Prophet Muhammad. |
Linda Stotch | 142 | Cartoon Wars Part I | She and Stephen left Butters behind when they took cover in the community center. |
Kyle Broflovski | 142 | Cartoon Wars Part I | He cries in his dream where Ike gets killed by terrorist bombs, shortly before he is killed too. |
Sarah | 142 | Cartoon Wars Part I | Her husband volunteered to not bury his head in the sand so he may get targeted by terrorists. |
Kyle Broflovski | 142 | Cartoon Wars Part I | Cartman got his tricycle destroyed, putting him at a losing edge. |
Al Gore | 145 | ManBearPig | He cries over the phone because Stan doesn't believe that ManBearPig is real. |
Al Gore | 145 | ManBearPig | Nobody is taking him "cereal" about ManbearPig when the authorities are attempting to rescue The Boys from the cave-in. |
Liane Cartman | 146 | Tsst | Eric's behavior is out of control and she is at her wit's end. |
Boy in Nanny 911 commercial | 146 | Tsst | His older brother throws a pillow at him. |
Father in Nanny 911 commercial | 146 | Tsst | His out-of-control daughter screams that she hates him. |
Multiple children in Nanny 911 commercial | 146 | Tsst | Their behavior is out of control. |
Jo Frost | 146 | Tsst | She is traumatized by Eric. She is institutionalized and spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement. |
Liane Cartman | 146 | Tsst | Eric finally becomes well-behaved (only for him to revert to his evil ways shortly after.) |
911 Truth Webmaster | 148 | Mystery of the Urinal Deuce | President Bush has stuck a gun in his mouth, about to shoot him dead. |
911 Truth Webmaster | 148 | Mystery of the Urinal Deuce | He pleads with Stan and Kyle not to kill him. |
Ike Broflovski | 149 | Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy | He doesn't want Kyle to tell their mom about his relationship with his teacher. |
Eric Cartman | 151 | Go God Go | He has been transported 500 years into the future where there is no Nintendo Wii. |
Nelson Brown | 153 | Stanley's Cup | He doesn't want to have cancer. |
Mr. and Mrs. Brown | 153 | Stanley's Cup | Nelson is going to die of cancer and they don't know how to tell him. They beg Stan to talk to him. |
Park County Pee-Wee Hockey Team | 153 | Stanley's Cup | They are afraid that they will become Nelson's murderers or get cancer if they lose the hockey match. |
Eric Cartman | 155 | Cartman Sucks | He fake cries to get his mother's attention. |
Mexican laborers | 159 | D-Yikes! | In the book 'The Old Man and the Sea', the old man doesn't make money at the end because the sharks ate all the fish he caught. |
Eric Cartman | 161 | Le Petit Tourette | Kyle stopped Dateline's To Catch a Predator. |
Randy Marsh | 162 | More Crap | His record for the "biggest crap" was broken by Bono. |
Bono | 162 | More Crap | He finds out he is "a Number 2". |
Linda Stotch | 163 | Imaginationland | Butters is missing. |
Eric Cartman
Man |
164 | Imaginationland, Episode II | Kyle has been pronounced dead but Cartman is still desperately giving him CPR, and successfully revives him. |
Man | 165 | Imaginationland, Episode III | He is moved by Kyle's speech about how imaginary characters are more real than real people because of the impact they have on people's lives. |
Liane Cartman | 168 | Tonsil Trouble | Cartman has AIDS. |
Tricia Tucker | 170 | Major Boobage | Her cat is confiscated by the police. |
Eric Cartman | 170 | Major Boobage | He cries as he lets Rufus and two other cats stay in his attic for safety. |
Eric Cartman Unnamed woman |
170 | Major Boobage | They cry as Cartman lets Nishka stay in his attic for safety. |
Chris Crocker | 171 | Canada on Strike | He wants people to leave Chocolate Rain Guy, Tron Guy, and the panda alone. |
Mrs. Garrison | 172 | Eek, a Penis! | She doesn't want to be a woman anymore. |
Juanita | 172 | Eek, a Penis! | She cannot go to college as she is pregnant. |
Mrs. Garrison | 172 | Eek, a Penis! | All her money is gone along with her penis. |
Shelly Marsh | 173 | Over Logging | She misses Amir. |
Butters Stotch | 174 | Super Fun Time | He thinks the police are looking for them after Cartman promised him that they wouldn't get caught by the police. |
Eric Cartman | 175 | The China Probrem | He is paranoid about the "Chinese takeover". |
Kyle Broflovski
Stan Marsh Jimmy Valmer Clyde Donovan Kenny McCormick Multiple people |
175 | The China Probrem | They watched Indiana Jones getting raped. |
Multiple people | 175 | The China Probrem | George Lucas and Steven Spielberg finally got arrested. |
Eric Cartman | 176 | Breast Cancer Show Ever | He gets his mom to tell Wendy's parents that she wants to beat him up. |
Eric Cartman | 176 | Breast Cancer Show Ever | Wendy beats him up. |
Soldier | 178 | Pandemic 2: The Startling | Michael Chertoff keeps yelling at people. |
Ike Broflovski | 179 | About Last Night... | John McCain lost the election. |
Mrs. Gueermo | 180 | Elementary School Musical | She gets slapped by her husband. |
Tammy Warner Multiple girls | 182 | The Ring | They are sexually overwhelmed at the Jonas Brothers' concert. |
Kenny McCormick | 182 | The Ring | He cannot get a blowjob from his girlfriend after they decide to wear purity rings. |
Eric Cartman | 184 | Margaritaville | He dreamt that Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars melted in his hand. |
Sheila Broflovski | 184 | Margaritaville | Kyle is paying for everyone's debts so he will be in debt or the rest of his life. |
Katherine & Katie Queef | 185 | Eat, Pray, Queef | They fight with Terrance and Phillip over queefing during sex and chase them out. |
Sharon Marsh | 185 | Eat, Pray, Queef | Queefing has been banned, which is another loss for women's rights. |
Carlos Mencia | 186 | Fishsticks | He is badly beaten up by Kanye West's aides. |
Jimmy Valmer | 186 | Fishsticks | Cartman takes all the credit for the Fishsticks Joke on The Ellen DeGeneres Show when it was really Jimmy's joke. |
Emmett Hollis | 187 | Pinewood Derby | His father committed suicide in front of him. |
Clyde Donovan | 188 | Fatbeard | Somalia isn't what Cartman said it would be. |
Sheila Broflovski | 188 | Fatbeard | Ike has run away from home to become a pirate in Somalia. |
Clyde Donovan | 188 | Fatbeard | He hates Somalia and wants to go home. |
Girl | 189 | Dead Celebrities | She lost the Tiny Miss Pageant. |
Harrison Yates (as Yolanda) | 190 | Butters' Bottom Bitch | Keshawn proposes to him. |
Keshawn | 190 | Butters' Bottom Bitch | Butters lets Yolanda marry him. |
Butters Stotch | 190 | Butters' Bottom Bitch | He witnesses Keshawn and Yolanda get engaged with his blessing. |
Mr. Conners | 191 | W.T.F. | He is fired from his job as the wrestling coach of South Park Elementary. |
Girl | 192 | Whale Whores | The Japanese slaughter the dolphins at the Denver Aquarium in front of her. |
Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick |
192 | Whale Whores | They pretend to be upset that they cannot rescue whales and dolphins due to Deadliest Catch's boat blocking them. |
Eric Cartman | 194 | Dances with Smurfs | The Smurfs, including Smurfette, are killed by "Human Wendy". |
Butters Stotch | 194 | Dances with Smurfs | Cartman is "being silenced" from expressing his views about the school, and all the Smurfs are dead. |
Eric Cartman | 194 | Dances with Smurfs | He is viciously insulted on the morning announcements by Casey Miller. |
Eric Cartman | 195 | Pee | The waterpark is full of minorities. |
Randy Marsh | 195 | Pee | Stan and his friends are inside the waterpark that was flooded by pee and he doesn't know if they survived. |
Pi-Pi | 195 | Pee | He didn't listen to the scientists saying that there's too much pee in his waterpark, so his waterpark got destroyed. |
Eric Cartman | 195 | Pee | He thinks he is the only non-minority who survived the pee flood and imagines a minority-dominant world. |
Carol McCormick | 196 | Sexual Healing | At Kenny's funeral; he died from autoerotic asphyxiation. |
Kyle Broflovski Butters Stotch |
196 | Sexual Healing | They think they will end up dying from autoerotic asphyxiation like Kenny due to their perceived sex addiction. |
News Anchor
Butters Stotch |
197 | The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs | Butters' book got Kim Kardashian killed. |
Kyle Broflovski | 199 | You Have 0 Friends | His friends begin to shun him. |
Eric Cartman | 201 | 201 | He finds out that he is "half-ginger" |
Tom Cruise | 201 | 201 | There's nowhere on Earth where people aren't around to rip on him. |
Butters Stotch | 202 | Crippled Summer | He is upset about Towelie's addiction. |
Towelie | 202 | Crippled Summer | He realizes that his addiction has hurt his son. |
Butters Stotch
Therapist |
202 | Crippled Summer | Towelie finally agrees to seek treatment for his addiction. |
Eric Cartman | 203 | Poor and Stupid | He doesn't think he can become a NASCAR driver. |
Eric Cartman | 204 | It's a Jersey Thing | He got pushed into a tree by Kyle. |
Snooki | 204 | It's a Jersey Thing | She got insulted and punched by Kyle. |
Eric Cartman | 204 | It's a Jersey Thing | Snooki raped him. |
Wendy Testaburger | 205 | Insheeption | She thinks Stan has a hoarding disorder. |
Sharon Marsh | 209 | Crème Fraiche | She feels unwanted by Randy as he is getting sexual gratification from cooking. |
Jamie Oliver | 209 | Crème Fraiche | He thinks school cafeteria food should be healthy but no one listens to him. |
Eric Cartman | 210 | HUMANCENTiPAD | His mom didn't get him an iPad. |
Eric Cartman | 210 | HUMANCENTiPAD | He gets struck by lightning. |
Ike Broflovski
Various Canadians |
212 | Royal Pudding | The Princess of Canada has been kidnapped. |
Geddy Lee | 212 | Royal Pudding | Alex Lifeson shoots himself in the head during Rush's performance. |
Mr. Mackey | 212 | Royal Pudding | He tells Kyle that his father was killed by Tooth Decay. |
Harrison Yates Mr. Mackey |
212 | Royal Pudding | Tooth Decay is killed. |
Crack Babies | 214 | Crack Baby Athletic Association | They are abandoned, unloved, and addicted to crack. |
Kyle Broflovski Nurse |
214 | Crack Baby Athletic Association | They feel sad about the crack babies' situation. |
Linda Stotch
Stephen Stotch |
215 | City Sushi | They think Butters has Multiple Personality Disorder when he pretends to be a truck driver. |
Stan Marsh | 217 | Ass Burgers | He tries to explain his situation of being depressed to Mr. Mackey. |
Jenny Simons | 219 | Bass to Mouth | She crapped her pants. |
Larry Feegan | 220 | Broadway Bro Down | He is afraid to jump off the diving board. |
Shelly Marsh | 220 | Broadway Bro Down | Larry drowned. |
Eric Cartman | 221 | 1% | The 99% started "ganging up on him". |
Eric Cartman | 221 | 1% | Clyde Frog was murdered. |
Eric Cartman | 221 | 1% | Peter Panda was murdered. |
Eric Cartman | 221 | 1% | Rumpertumskin was murdered. |
Eric Cartman | 221 | 1% | He is about to kill Polly Prissypants. |
Karen McCormick | 223 | The Poor Kid | Her dad and brother are fighting. |
Karen McCormick | 223 | The Poor Kid | She and her siblings have been taken away from their parents who were arrested. |
Eric Cartman | 223 | The Poor Kid | His mom is "poor". |
Karen McCormick | 223 | The Poor Kid | She and her siblings have been taken away to the foster home. |
Mr. Adams |
223 |
The Poor Kid | He finds out the kids he sent to the foster home were being tortured. |
Eric Cartman | 226 | Faith Hilling | Coming to terms with the fact that Faith Hilling is really outdated. |
Eric Cartman | 227 | Jewpacabra | He can't break free from being chained as bait for the supposed Jewpacabra. |
Egyptian Woman | 227 | Jewpacabra | Her child gets killed by God in Cartman's dream. |
Pharaoh of Egypt | 227 | Jewpacabra | Cartman (who is his son in the dream) gets killed by God in Cartman's dream. |
Mr. Mackey | 228 | Butterballs |
He is harassed by Bucky Bailey. |
Stan Marsh | 228 | Butterballs | He is harassed by Bucky Bailey. |
Bucky Bailey | 228 | Butterballs | He is harassed by Nick Jabs. |
Nick Jabs | 228 | Butterballs | He is harassed by Jesus. |
Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman |
229 | I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining | Stan got Kenny killed. |
Eric Cartman | 230 | Cartman Finds Love | He feels happy that Nichole and Token got together (he set them up without their knowledge). |
Eric Cartman | 230 | Cartman Finds Love | He is upset that Nichole and Token broke up. |
Ike Broflovski | 233 | Insecurity | He thinks his mom slept with the UPS man. |
Linda Stotch | 234 | Going Native | She doesn't want Butters to go back to Hawaii. |
Butters Stotch | 234 | Going Native | He isn't allowed on the plane to Hawaii. |
Ike Broflovski | 237 | Obama Wins! | Obama won the election. |
Eric Cartman | 238 | Let Go, Let Gov | The NSA doesn't think he's "cool" |
Aaron Hagen | 239 | Informative Murder Porn | His father murdered his mom. |
Butters Stotch | 239 | Informative Murder Porn | His father murdered his mother in Minecraft. |
Kyle Broflovski | 243 | Ginger Cow | He is being blackmailed by Cartman. |
Butters Stotch | 247 | The Hobbit | Wendy called Kim Kardashian a hobbit. |
Kanye West | 247 | The Hobbit | He tells Wendy the story of how Photoshop transformed his fiancee, the hobbit. |
Wendy Testaburger | 247 | The Hobbit | She gives into peer pressure to Photoshop herself. |
Shelly Marsh | 256 | #REHASH | She is disgusted by Lorde's performance at the Pepsi Center. |
Eric Cartman | 262 | Safe Space | He is harassed online. |
Bebe Stevens | 269 | Skank Hunt | Heidi quits social media. |
Eric Cartman | 278 | White People Renovating Houses | Heidi "went off" on him. |
Multiple students | 279 | Put It Down | They mourn Gary Borkovec's death. |
Marcus Preston | 282 | Hummels & Heroin | Reminded about how much he loved Chuck-E-Cheese. |
Eric Cartman | 284 | Doubling Down | He wants to get back together with Heidi. |
Eric Cartman | 284 | Doubling Down | Heidi broke up with him; Token slammed the door in his face. |
Sharon Marsh | 288 | Dead Kids | She feels hysterical about the school shootings. |
Randy Marsh | 288 | Dead Kids | His wife keeps on getting angry and yelling at him about the school shootings. |
Strong Woman | 290 | The Problem with a Poo | She is pregnant with PC Principal's children. |
PC Babies | 290 | The Problem with a Poo | They get upset over anything not politically correct. |
PC Principal | 290 | The Problem with a Poo | The PC Babies are the most PC he has ever seen. |
Kyle Broflovski | 290 | The Problem with a Poo | He is at his wit's end with Mr. Hankey, explaining that if he helps him any more South Park with erase him too. |
PC Principal | 290 | The Problem with a Poo | He cannot let the PC Babies know that he is their father. |
Man | 292 | The Scoots | The phone signal has been cut off. |
Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman |
294 | Nobody Got Cereal? | Manbearpig killed Satan. |
PC Babies | 295 | Buddha Box | They get upset over anything not politically correct. |
Sheila Broflovski | 296 | Unfulfilled | They are unfulfilled; without their Amazon orders. |
Linda Stotch | 296 | Unfulfilled | Her family has been downgraded from Amazon Prime to Amazon USDA Choice. |
Stephen Stotch | 296 | Unfulfilled | He feels desperate about the Amazon workers' strike as his family needs the membership and prays for a solution. |
Stephen Stotch Mr. Zewiski |
296 | Unfulfilled | Their sons are in the Bike Parade, which is affected by the Amazon workers' strike. |
Ike Broflovski | 298 | Mexican Joker | His family is taken away and separated by ICE agents. |
Chinese Prisoner | 299 | Band in China | He is sentenced to another 10 years in prison and cannot go home. |
Stan Marsh | 299 | Band in China | His death metal band is never going to make money so he cannot move away from Tegridy Farms. |
Liane Cartman | 300 | Shots | Eric cannot stay at South Park Elementary if he does not get vaccinated. |
Randy Marsh | 300 | Shots | Everyone, including his family, is pissed off at the way he runs Tegridy Farms. |
Danny Ray Johnson Unnamed girl |
300 | Shots | They are forcibly vaccinated at the CDC Child Immunization Challenge. |
Randy Marsh | 302 | Tegridy Farms Halloween Special | Shelly destroyed his Halloween Special. |
Mrs. White | 303 | Season Finale | Her son was killed. |
Eric Cartman | 304 | Board Girls | He begs Mr. Mackey to keep girls out of the Dice Studz Board Gamers Club because they make the boys look stupid. |
Heather Swanson | 304 | Board Girls | PC Principal shoved him. |
Stan Marsh | 305 | Turd Burglars | He fake cries to pretend that Kenny is dying. |