List of Catchphrases

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This is a list of the many catchphrases in the show.

Eric Cartman

Main article: Eric Cartman

• "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
• "Respect mah authoritah!"
• "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
• "But mom, I have to [action] or else [consequence]!!”
• "Aw! God-damn it!"
• ”Dude. This is fucking weak.”
• "I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!”
• "Whateva, I do what I want!"
• "No, Kitty. This is my [item of food]!"
• "No, Kitty! That's a bad kitty!"
• "Jew!"
• "You black asshole!"
• ”Motherfucker!”
• "Girls are funny, get over it."
• "My mom says there's a lot of black people in [Country]."
• "You guys, I'm so seriously!”
• "Oh, you're breaking my balls here", uttered during any negotiation
• "Kevin, god damn it!"
• Though not technically a catchphrase, he often (but not always) pronounces the word “here” as either “hyah” or “myah” or “hmyah”. He also sometimes repeatedly exclaims this as an expression of distaste.
• "Fuck you, Kyle!"

Stan Marsh

Main article: Stan Marsh

• "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
• "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!"
• "You know, I've learned something today..."
• "Aw, awww!"
• "Goddamnit!"

Kyle Broflovski

Main article: Kyle Broflovski

• "Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!"
• "You know, I've learned something today..."
• "Fatass!"
• "Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!"
• "You bastards!"
• "Kick the baby!"

Kenny McCormick

Main article: Kenny McCormick

• (muffled) WOO-HOO!

Other Characters

Big Gay Al

Main article: Big Gay Al

• "Aww, silly goose."

Bill and Fosee

• Hehe that’s gay
• Were Gay
• Hehe
• Your Gay

• "I'm super, thanks for asking."

Butters Stotch

Main article: Butters Stotch

• "Oh, hamburgers!"
• "Ew, it's all [adjective]-y!"
• "Lu, lu, lu, I've got some apples, lu, lu, lu, you've got some too..."
• "Well Damn N**ga"

Chef

Main article: Chef

• "Hello there, children."
• "I'm gonna make love to you woman, gonna lay you down by the fiyaaah!"

Craig Tucker

Main article: Craig Tucker

• "If I could say [swearword] [in a situation, e.g. on live T.V.], I would be so happy.

Darryl Weathers

Main article: Darryl Weathers

• "They took our jobs!"

Goth Kids

• "Confirmists"
• "Theyre posers"
• "Shut up Mom!" (Henrietta Only)
• "Are we really doing this again" (Henrietta Only)
• "No Way!"

Ike Broflovski

Main article: Ike Broflovski

• "Don't kick the baby."
• "Cookeh monter"

Jimbo Kern

Main article: Jimbo Kern

• "It's coming right for us!"

Jimmy Valmer

Main article: Jimmy Valmer

• "W-wow, what a t-terrific audience."
• "I mean, come! on!"
• "Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?"
• "Don't worry, (fellas|everyone|etc)."
• [Words words words], very much.

Memberberries

Main article: Memberberries

• "Member..."
• "Oh, I 'member."

Mr. Garrison

Main article: Herbert Garrison

• "You go to hell and you die!" (as Mr. Hat)
• "You can say that again, Mr. Hat."
• "That's right, Mr Hat."
• "Ok/Alright children, let's take our seats."
• "Oh jeez!"
• "Fuck 'em all to death!"

Mr. Mackey

Main article: Mr. Mackey

• "M'kay"
• "Drugs are bad, m'kay."

Mr. Slave

Main article: Mr. Slave

• "Oooooooooooh! Oh Jesus, Jesus Christ!"

Ms. Crabtree

Main article: Ms. Crabtree

• "Sit down and shut up!"
• "What did you say?"

Mr. Hankey

Main article: Mr. Hankey

• "Howdy-ho!"

Nathan

Main article: Nathan

• "Shut up, Mimsy!"

PC Principal

Main article: PC Principal

• "Alright, everyone, listen up!"

Randy Marsh

Main article: Randy Marsh

• "Oh, hey, fuck you!"

Sheila Broflovski

Main article: Sheila Broflovski

• "What, What What?"
• "What did (he/she/they) say?!!?"

Shelley Marsh

Main article: Shelley Marsh

• "Shut up, turd!"
• "God, I hate this family!"

Skeeter

Main article: Skeeter

• "We don't take kindly to [group of people] around here."

Spanish-speaking people

• "¿Qué?"

Stephen Stotch

Main article: Stephen Stotch

• "You are grounded, mister!"

Timmy Burch

Main article: Timmy Burch

• "TIMMAEH!"
• "Livin' a lie"

Towelie

Main article: Towelie

• "You're a towel."
• "Don't forget to bring a towel."
• "Do you wanna get high?"
• "I have no idea what's going on."

Tuong Lu Kim

Main article: Tuong Lu Kim

• "Shitty Wok"
• "Welcome to Shitty Wok. Can I take a order prease?"
• "[Expletive] Mongorians!"

Tweek Tweak

Main article: Tweek Tweak

• "GAH!"
• "I can't handle this kind of pressure!"
• "They're out to get me!"
• "(That|This) is WAY too much pressure!"

Heidi Turner

Main article: Heidi Turner

• "Oh hey babe what's goin on?"
• "Not much just talking to my friends about [plural noun]-s..."