Lamond appeared in the Season Four episode, "Helen Keller! The Musical". He is an animal trainer; he owns a feat-performing turkey named Alinicia.
Background
The 4th graders' are rehearsing for their Thanksgiving play about Helen Keller. They are trying to put on a play as spectacular as possible, and decide to being in a turkey that can do tricks to fit with the Thanksgiving theme. Timmy brings in Gobbles, a disabled turkey, whom the kids feel is useless to them. Lamond answers supervisor Jeffrey Maynard's call to bring in his feat-performing turkey, Alinicia. However, Alinicia refuses to perform with another turkey and throws a fit. Cartman does not know what to do, so Lamond tells him to kill Gobbles with an "unfortunate accident". However Cartman gets Kenny killed instead.
Lamond comes up with another idea. He lies to Timmy that an animal shelter is going to take Gobbles away from him and torture it, and the only way to prevent that is for Timmy to let Gobbles go into the wild. He even falsely claims the workers installing water effects at the play are the animal shelter workers. Timmy believes him and tearfully lets Gobbles go. However, during the play, he finds out the actual job of the workers and discovers that Lamond tricked him. He rushes off to find Gobbles. Later he gets his revenge by ordering Jimbo and his hunting buddies to shoot Alinicia, leaving Lamond in despair.
Appearance
Lamond has closely cropped greenish gray hair and a beard and moustache. He has sunken cheeks, a wrinkled forehead and a hook nose, and wears glasses. He wears a red scarf and a long dark gray coat over a pink and black striped sweater and teal trousers.
Personality
He is very mean, treacherous, and selfish. He devises several schemes to get rid of Gobbles, to ensure that his turkey, Alinicia, will be the only star at the Thanksgiving event.
References
Template:Minor characters Season Four