Lamond is an animal trainer who appears in the Season Four episode "Helen Keller! The Musical". He owns a feat-performing turkey named Alinicia.

Background

the 4th graders are rehearsing for their Thanksgiving play about Helen Keller. They are trying to put on a play as spectacular as possible, and decide to being in a turkey that can do tricks to fit with the Thanksgiving theme. Timmy brings in Gobbles, a disabled turkey, whom the kids feel is useless to them. Lamond answers their supervisor Jeffrey Maynard's call to bring in his feat-performing turkey, Alinicia. However, Alinicia refuses to perform with another turkey and throws a fit. Cartman does not know what to do, so Lamond tells him to kill Gobbles in an "unfortunate accident". However Cartman accidentally gets Kenny killed instead.

Lamond comes up with another idea. He lies to Timmy that an animal shelter is going to take Gobbles away from him and torture it, and the only way to prevent that is for Timmy to let Gobbles go into the wild. He even falsely claims the workers installing water effects at the play are the animal shelter workers coming to get Gobbles. Timmy believes him and reluctantly lets Gobbles go. However, during the play, he finds out that the workers are here to install the water effects, meaning Lamond had tricked him. He rushes off to find Gobbles. When he returns, he gets his revenge by ordering Jimbo and his hunting buddies to shoot Alinicia, leaving Lamond in despair.

Appearance

Lamond has closely cropped greenish gray hair and a beard and moustache. He has sunken cheeks, a wrinkled forehead and a hook nose, and wears glasses. He is usually scowling. He wears a red scarf and a long dark gray coat over a pink and black striped sweater and teal trousers.

Personality

He is very mean, treacherous, and selfish. He devises several schemes to get rid of Gobbles to ensure that his turkey, Alinicia, will be the only star at the Thanksgiving play.

References


Minor Characters from Season Four
5th graders | Alice | Alinicia | Amber Hankey | Autumn Hankey | Bill Cosby | Billy | Billy Circlovich | Billy Harris | Boy with huge glasses | Cartman Impostor | Chad | Chad's parents | Charlie Rose | Cheech and Chong | Chris | Christina Aguilera | Cornwallis Hankey | Dr. Roberts | Dr. Shay | Escaped convict | Estella | Fidel Castro | Filmore Anderson | Fingerbang | Flora Larsen | The Ghetto Avenue Boys | Gobbles | Hansen | Herbert Pocket | Horace Sanders | Howard Stern | James Taylor | Jeffrey Maynard | Jenny | Jenny's parents | Joe Gargery | Johnny Knoxville | JonBenét Ramsey | Lamond | Linda Cotner | Loogie | Loogie's associates | Mall manager | Mark Cotner | Miss Havisham | Miss Information | Mr. Harris | Mr. Sanders | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Anderson | Mrs. Joe Gargery | Mrs. Harris | Mrs. Sanders | Mrs. Vladchik | NAMBLA | Pete Thelman | Phil Collins | Quaid | Quintuplets | Rich kid in Cherry Creek | Rick and Susan Tyler | Robby | Romanian father | Romanian guards | Romper Stomper | Rookie security guard | Rosie O'Donnell | Sally Bands | Scott Evans | Security guard | Simon Hankey | Sister Anne | Star Trek nerds | Steve | Tom Foley | Tom Green | Tony | Ugly girl | Walter Matthau | Weasel | Woman with pink dress

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Four | Season Four

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