"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" is a song featured in the Season One episode, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" and in the South Park movie, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut".
Background
The song was first sung in the episode, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", when Eric Cartman was upset with Kyle's mom for ruining Christmas. The song upset both Kyle Broflovski and Mr. Hankey; as Cartman sang it, Mr. Hankey came to life and launched himself at Cartman as the song ended.
In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Cartman was angry that Sheila had started a war against Canada and was now going to have Terrance and Phillip executed. This time, the song contained much more bad language, including the use of the word "fuck", and a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. Cartman continued singing the song without realizing that the person he was singing about was directly behind him and boy was she mad. In retaliation, she placed a V-chip on Cartman's brain to prevent him from further swearing, much to his chagrin.
Trivia
The French version of the song.
- The song uses the word "bitch" 56 times, not counting French, Swahili, Dutch, or Chinese. The song only lasts approximately 71 seconds, which makes for .8 uses of the word 'bitch' per second.
- When Sheila arrives, there is a minor mistake in her stance. When the camera is zoomed out, she is standing with her arm down and she's slightly to the right of Cartman. When the camera zooms in, she is standing behind him in a bit of slump with her hands on her hips.
- When the song moves to China, the girl at the far right of the screen is one mouth movement behind the others.
- This song is sung to a traditional polka beat.
- The "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" version of the song can be found on Chef Aid: The South Park Album, as a bonus song immediately following the track "Mentally Dull (Think Tank Remix)".
- A rap version by rapper Joe C. was featured on South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut soundtrack album.
- When the song switches to Dutch, a person resembling Pip can be seen.
- The "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" version can also be heard in Cartman's closet in South Park: The Stick of Truth.
Lyrics
"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
O-ho. Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a BI-I-I-ITCH aahh.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
Come on! You all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)
Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:
(Chinese)
凱爾的媽媽是婊子一個婊子
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi,
(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
(Swahili)
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it.
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!
Yeah, Chaaaa!